Chapter 2 - Yami again

Interview with Yami and… a few guys.



Me: *hyper and happily* HI EVERYBODY! WE'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: Hi!

Tea: *hugs Yami* Hi!

Yugi: Hi! *looks sadly at Tea and Yami*

Me: *hyper and happily* TODAY I'M INTERVIEWING YAMI WITH FEW OF HIS FRIENDS!!!!

Yami: *mutters* Like I need it. *looks not satisfied*

Me: *notice how Yami feels but ignores him and still speaks like in hyper mood* SOOOOOOOOOOOOO…

Yugi: Do you have to stretch words like that?

Me: Um… Is it possible do stretch words like things?

Yugi: …

Me: *hyper and happy again* OK!~ YOU NOW WILL TELL THE WORLD THE THINGS YOU WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tea: I think she's drunk.

Yugi: She should go to a doctor.

Yami: No, I think she just needs to take her medicine.

Me: *angry* I DO NOT!

Tea: *raises her hand and jumps around* I want to start first! I want to start first!

Yami: …

Yugi: Um…

Tea: Iwanttostartfirst! Iwanttostartfirst! Iwanttostartfirst! Iwanttostartfirst!

Me: 0_0 How she manages to speak so fast?

Yami: It's the result of speaking those friendship speeches.

Yugi: I like those friendship speeches!

Yami: *suddenly* ME TOO! I JUST LOVE THEM! RIGHT, JANE?

Me: Um… If you say so…

Tea: Iwant…

Me: Sure! Go ahead sweetie! No one forbids you that.

Tea: COOL!

Yami: Oh boy.

Tea: Hm… It all started when I was six…

Me: O_O *whispers to Yami* Is she doing what I think she's doing?

Yami: *whispers back* Yeah… No one probably listens to her and now she wants to tell everything what's on her mind.

Me: *blinks* c~o~o~l!

Yugi: *to Tea* Really? *very interested*

Tea: Yes! And she said that it's her teddy but I was like: “No!” and she: “What you'll do about it?” and I: “I'll tell my friends!!” but she: “You don't have friends!”

Yugi: *gasp* No way!

Tea: Yes! And I decided that I'll have the greatest friends there are!!!!

Me: Ohhhhh! Now it explains everything!

Tea: *blinks* What it explains?

Me: Um… nothing!! Nothing!

Yami: *sign* You finished? I'm tired. I don't want to listen to anyone.

Yugi: Now it's my turn!

Yami: *stars in his eyes* Yes Yugi! Tell what you want!

Me: -_- *parody him* I don't want to listen no more…

Yami: I didn't say that!!

Me: Well, you said something like that!

Yugi: I have the greatest friends!

Me: *bored* I'm bored.

Yami: SHUT UP! *points at Yugi* Yugi's talking!

Me: *whines* You are talking only about friends!

Yugi: Um… What else could we talk?

Me: Um… I KNOW! *raises her finger to heaven while has snowy background*

Tea, Yami, Yugi: *sweatdrop*

Me: Tea! *devilish smile* Are. You. A. *dramatic pause* VIRGIN?

Yugi: *spits out his tea* pfff…. WHAT?!

Tea: Ew! You spit your tea all over me!

Yami: I told him not to drink it while SHE's interviewing.

Me: *ignores Yami's comment* Well?

Tea: Um… *gets red in her face* Yes.

Me: *in quiet voice* Aww! She's blushinh. How cute!

Yami: HA!!! I~ KNEW IT! *does victory dance*

Me: Yami! It's stupid! Just because you're not a virgin…

Yugi: *looks amused and grins* You aren't Yami? Who did you with… *suddenly looks sad and looks at Tea but then remembers that she's a virgin and sign in relieve* Hyuu.

Yami: *jumps up* WHAT?! *squint in Yugi's direction* Who says I'm not?

Me: *points at Yamis_girl who sits 3 metres further from here unnoticed till now* She!

Yami: *jaws open for unknown reasons*

Yamis_girl: *happy* Hi!

Me: She said that her friend said that her friend said that his friend that… er… lots of friends… That you had sex with Kaiba…

Yamis_girl: And some fangirls too!

Me: This leads us to conclusion that you are a bi.

Yami: *pouts*

Yugi: *blinks then says like and idiot* C~o~o~l!

Yami: *pouts and looks sad because Yugi knows that he's not a virgin AND that he fracked Kaiba*

Tea: *pouts* Why are you fracking people you don't even know well? All those fangirls… *spits out* Plah!

Yamis_girl: What's wrong with US? *angry*

Tea: *overacts a bit* WANNA FIGHT?!

Yamis_girl: …

Tea: You and me! I call my gang and you yours!

Me: *is amused” Then you should start now, right?

Tea: *realise something and claps her hands together* Yes!!! I'll go and find them!

Yamis_girl: …

Tea: *sprints out of the interviewing room*

Yami: That~ was weird.

Yugi: Tea! Wait for me! *leaves*

Yami: *frowns* Ahhhh!

Me: Aww! You miss already your lover!

Yamis_girl: *looks at me like angry* You…~

Yami: I said- HE'S NOT MY LOVER!!!

Me: But you would like to have him… in that way… Right?

Yami: THAT'S IT! I HAVE IT!!!!

Me: Yami! Where are you going? *realise something* OH NO! I forget to ask a single question! What's an interview with out a single question! *sobs*

Yamis_girl: I doubt that he'll come back. Interview Joey instead!

Me: Hm… *hyper and happy again* OK!!!!



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