Chapter 3 - Joey

Interview with Joey

Me: HI! WE'RE BACK! AND THIS TIME I'M INTERVIEWING JOEY!!!! (speaks hyper and happy. Don't the letters point it?)

Joey: *is busy by reading something and doesn't notice that the interview is on*

Me: My… You're so busy…

Joey: *still stares in the book or something*

Me: What are you reading? *leans over*

Joey: Er… What? NOOOO! DON'T LOOK, JANE!!!

Me: O_O This. Is. So. Cool. A comic!

Joey: *sweatdrops* Er… yeah! A comic!

Me: *happily* A porn comic!

Joey: *jawn opens* You~ knew?

Me: mm

Joey: Then why did you act so stupid?

Me: Me? Stupid? Not you?

Joey: WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT?!

Me: *annoyed* Oh! Just ignore it, ok?

Joey: By the way I saw your interview with Yami and the gang. I miss the first part, thought.

Me: That interview was stupid! I didn't even ask anything!

Joey: Well… yeah.

Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS STUPID???

Joey: *blinks surprised* Um… Eh?

Me: *annoyed again* Oh, ignore that too! Let's forget everything and make a normal interview! I know! Let's start it again!

Joey: sweatdrops*

Me: *monotonic* Hi. We're back. And this time I'm interviewing Joey. *almost yawns*

Joey: I'm so boring?

Me: *ignores him* Let's start with simple question. *is now energetic like she usually is* Are you a gay?

Joey: *anime fall* YOU CALL THAT A SIMPLE QUESTION AND A NORMAL INTERVIEW?!

Me: Well… The last interview was boring. I failed miserably. So I'll ask interesting questions. Ok?

Joey: NO! It's not O~K! Got it?! AND~ I'm not~ a~ gay!

Me: Well… The evidence speaks differently. *drops a huge amount of paper on the table, which always separates her from all her “about to be interviewed” (including Yami in his interviews). That could be some kind of report* So? What do you think?

Joey: There could be 200 pages there! A4 format!!! How do you think I'll ever read them? I have never read a real book in my entire life!!!

Me: *grins* Only porn books?

Joey: And comics!!!

Me: *thinks* #This is stupid. And b~o~r~i~n~g!# So. Are you a gay, Joseph Wheeler?

Joey: No! *squeezes his lips together like stubborn child*

Me: Still denying, huh?

Joey: *looks like a stubborn child*

Me: *acts like Joey really is a child* Come on! *playingly*I'll give you a candy!

Joey: O_O I'm not a kid! Stop treating me like one! *starts to sob*

Me: Er… *sounds like not sure* Ignore that too?

Joey: *still sobs*

Me: *thinks hard how to make this all right* Mmmmm… Oh! *sniggers*

Joey: *starts to cry* Weeeeeh!

Me: *tries not to laugh and sound serious* Kaiba said that he loves you.

Joey: *stars in his eyes* He did?

Me: Well… If he did then I didn't heard it.

Joey: *looks confused* Eh?

Me: How about next question?

Joey: Yes, of course! There are probably million things that you want to ask a guy like me this popular!

Me: *blinks*

Joey: Well?

Me: *thinks* #I can't ask about his sexual orientation yet# Um… Joey!

Joey: *leans closer over the table with those papers* Yes?

Me: What do you think about Pharaoh's love triangle?

Joey: *confused look* Eh?

Me: *explains quite fast* Yugi loves Tea, Tea loves Yami, Yami loves Yugi?

Joey: *even more confused look* Eh? Tea loves…

Me: *slaps her forehead* This is hopeless.

Joey: It's nice to love. *thinks about something or somebody and drools* hawa-hawa

…

Me: *annoyed* This is stupid.

Joey: *is normal again. At least for him normal.* Ok! Next question! Girls probably are fainting now by they TV. Ha-ha-ha!

Me: *blinks* You know what I think?

Joey: What?

Me: You are a gay, I have evidence, that's the end of the story and there's nothing you can do about it! *hides the fact that in those papers no one has looked in* It's all in the papers!

Joey: Wha?!

Me: *yells* IT'S IN THE PAPER!

Joey: *cries* Alright! I confess! I AM a gay!

Me: Yes! *does victory dance or just dances* I knew that I should just drop a huge amount of written paper and anyone will think that, that really is the evidence! Ha!

Joey: O_O WHAT?! * takes a weapon to attack me*

Me: *looks scared* Um… See you next time? *runs away*



Well… This is not getting better. Bah! Who cares?

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