Chapter 2 - Dare or Die

HUZZAH another chapter!

*Yuki, Voltra and I are sitting behind desk-thingy*

Me: We’re BAAAAAAACK! And our first game is-

Jack: Since when is this a game show?!

Yuki: SHUT IT SPICER!

Me: - Our first game is DARE OR DIE! This is for Heylins only.

Vlad: WHAT?! That’s unfair!

Me: We’re girls, what do you expect?

Yuki: The rules are simple. You come up and choose if you want Dare or Death. If you choose Dare, we choose the dare. If you choose Death, we choose your death. It’s like Truth or Dare, only MUCH more fun.

Voltra: SPICER! Up first!

*Jack walks nervously to center stage*

Me: Jack Spicer, Dare or Die?

Jack: D-Dare?

Me: Okay! Your dare is to DO THE CAN CAN! (Thanks zukosavatarofthesunandmoon!)

*Yuki puts pink & purple frilly dress on Jack*

Jack: There’s NO WAY-!

Me/Voltra/Yuki: DANCE DANCE DANCE!

*Jack does the Can can*

Chase: *Video taping* This is gold!

Jack: *Stops* HUFF HUFF HUFF.

Voltra: WUYA! YOU’RE NEXT!

Wuya: *Walks to center stage* Let’s get this over with.

Me: Dare or Die?

Wuya: Dare!

Me: Your dare is to sing Geine in a Bottle by Christina Aguilera! (Don’t ask. My older brother gave me that CD.)

Wuya: No way! She’s stupid!

Me: Then you want death?

*Wuya’s face is as red as her hair as the music starts*

I feel like I've been locked up tight
For a century of lonely nights
Waiting for someone to release me
You're licking your lips
And blowing kisses my way
But that don't mean I'm gonna give it away
Baby baby baby (baby, baby, baby)
BRIDGE:
Ooooh (my body is saying let's go)
Ooooh (but my heart is saying no)

CHORUS:
If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true
You gotta make a big impression
I gotta like what you do

I'm a genie in a bottle baby
You gotta rub me the right way honey
I'm a genie in a bottle baby
Come, come, come on and let me out

The music's fading
The lights down low
Just one more dance
And then were good to go
Waiting for someone
Who needs me
Hormones racing at the speed of light
But that don't mean it's gotta be tonight
Baby, baby, baby (baby, baby, baby)

BRIDGE:
Ooooh (my body is saying let's go)
Ooooh (but my heart is saying no)

CHORUS:
If you wanna be with me
| Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle (I'm a genie in a bottle)
You gotta rub me the right way
If you wanna be with me (Ooh)
I can make your wish come true (Wish come true...woah)
Just come and set me free
And I'll be with you

I'm a genie in a bottle baby
You gotta rub me the right way honey
I'm a genie in a bottle baby
Come, come, come on and let me out

I'm a genie in a bottle baby
You gotta rub me the right way honey (if you wanna be with me)
I'm a genie in a bottle baby
Come, come, come on and let me out

BRIDGE:
Ooooh (my body is saying let's go)
Ooooh (but my heart is saying no)

CHORUS:
If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true (Ooh)
You gotta make a big impression
I gotta like what you do (Oh Yeah)

If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way (you gotta rub me the right way)
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true
Just come and set me free baby
And I'll be with you

I'm a genie in a bottle baby
Come, come, come, on and let me out

*Everyone is in fits of laughter as Wuya runs off stage*

Me/Voltra/Yuki: THAT WAS PRICELESS! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!

Clay: She was redder that a sun burt tomato in the middle of August!

Me: …Okay.

Voltra: Hannibal!

*Hannibal bounces to center stage*

Me: Dare or Die?

Hannibal: I choose-

Me: DEATH IT IS! *Hits red button* YOU DIE BY A HEARD OF HOBOS!

*Hannibal gets run over by Hobos*

Wuya: Now, why didn’t she just do that to me?

Voltra: We need to humiliate you in front of Chase more. Now time for a group choice. RAKSHA! KATNAPPE! TUBBIMORRA! LE MIME! CYCLOPS! VLAD!

*All stumble to center stage*

Me: Dare or Die?

All: DARE!

Me: You guys are no fun! Alright your dare is to sing Wakko’s America.

*Music starts*

All: Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Indianapolis, Indiana
And Columbus is the capital of Ohio
There's Montgomery, Alabama, south of Helena, Montana
Then there's Denver, Colorado, under Boise, Idaho.

Texas has Austin, then we go north
To Massachusetts' Boston, and Albany, New York
Tallahassee, Florida, and Washington, D.C.
Santa Fe, New Mexico, and Nashville, Tennessee.

Elvis used to hang out there a lot, ya know.

Trenton's in New Jersey, north of Jefferson, Missouri
You've got Richmond in Virginia; South Dakota has Pierre
Harrisburg's in Pennsylvania and Augusta's up in Maine
And here is Providence, Rhode Island, next to Dover, Delaware.

Concord, New Hampshire, just a quick jaunt
To Montpelier, which is up in Vermont
Hartford's in Connecticut, so pretty in the fall
And Kansas has Topeka; Minnesota has St Paul.

Juneau's in Alaska and there's Lincoln in Nebraska
And it's Raleigh out in North Carolina and then
There's Madison, Wisconsin, and Olympia in Washington
Phoenix, Arizona, and Lansing, Michigan.

Here's Honolulu; Hawaii's a joy
Jackson, Mississippi, and Springfield, Illinois
South Carolina with Columbia down the way
And Annapolis in Maryland on Chesapeake Bay.

They have wonderful clam chowder.

Cheyenne is in Wyomin' and perhaps you make your home in
Salt Lake City out in Utah, where the Buffalo roam
Atlanta's down in Georgia, and there's Bismarck, North Dakota
And you can live in Frankfort in your old Kentucky home.

Salem in Oregon; from there we join
Little Rock in Arkansas; Iowa's got Des Moines
Sacramento, California; Oklahoma and its city
Charleston, West Virginia, and Nevada, Carson City.

That's all the capitals there are!

Yuki: YAY! ANIMANIACS FOREVER!

Me: You ARE my sister!

Voltra: For once they agree. DRYIS!

*Dryis is pushed to center stage in a tank of water*

Me: YOU WON’T REGRET CHOSING DEATH!

Dryis: I didn’t say anything!

Me: YOU DIE BY THE ARMY OF FLYING STONES!

*The Army of Flying Stones fly in and beat on Dryis until she dies*

Me: BwahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Voltra: And last but absolutely not least, CHASE YOUNG!

*Chase confidently walks to center stage*

Me: Dare or Die?

Chase: Dare.

Me: Okay your dare is to jump through eight rings that are on fire then swim through a tank of man eating sharks WITHOUT dropping this bag! *Throws him a heavy bag with no handles* READY SET GO!

*Chase does it all*

Me: YAY WHOO HOO CHASE DID IT CHASE DID IT! And that concludes this chapter! Tune in next time with XIAOLIN KARIOKE!

That's this chapter! And I need suggestions for songs for both Heylin and Xiaolin.
~DrakeGirl~

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