Chapter 3 - Xiaolin Karaoke!

The third chapter...huzzah...

Me: I SAID I WANTED SIERRA MIST! NOT DIET PEPSI! GET IT RIGHT EL STUPIDO! *Throws soda can at servant dude* Geeze… Wha? We’re back already?! STUPID CAMRA GUY NEVER TELLS ME THESE THINGS! Welcome back with XIAOLIN KARAOKE! This is for both Heylins and Xiaolins.

Jack: *Raises hand*

Voltra: Yes, Jack?

Jack: If this is for both sides, why is it called XIAOLIN Karaoke?

All: *Look at me*

Me: Well don’t look at me it was the director.

Yuki: Aren’t YOU the director?

Me: … What’s your point?

All: *Sweatdrop*

Voltra: ANYWAY the first one up is Kimiko singing Mean Girls from some show called Winx. (Requested by zukosavatarofthesunandmoon)

Kimiko: First they tell you that you’re ugly
Mean girls gonna make you cry
Take your homework, slam your make-up
Then they're gonna steal your guy
Spread some gossip, steal your locker
Tell you you're a loser, nerd
Humiliate, eviscerate, ah
That’s why they lead the heard

Mean girls are popular, mean girls are cool
Mean girls are icy cold, that’s why the mean girls rule

Kick your booty, trash your rep
Mean girls always put you down
Dis your hair, shame your outfit
Then they run you out of town

Mean girls are popular, mean girls are cool
Mean girls are icy cold, that’s why the mean girls rule

Mean girls, mean girls

All: Umm, good job?

Kimiko: X3

Yuki: Next is Omi-Bocchan!

Omi: What does Bocchan mean?

Me: Well Omi it means-!

Yuki: SHADDUP DRAKEGIRL!

Me: *Grumbles something about eggs*

Yuki: Anyway Omi will be singing- WHAT THE-?! My Immortal by Evanescence?! (Also requested by zukosavatarofthesunandmoon. DANG you have a long name!)

Me: Isn’t that a little dark for you, Omi?

Omi: I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all of my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
Because your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I've held your hand through all of these years
But you still have all of me

You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
But now I'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts my once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away all the sanity in me

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I've held your hand through all of these years
But you still have all of me

I’ve tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
And though you're still with me
I've been alone all along

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I've held your hand through all of these years
But you still have all of me

All: D8 …*Twich* … *Twich twich*

Omi: Yes! I have truly impressed myself! And I am not that easily impressed! (He actually says this in the Video Game!)

Me: Sure you’re not, sure you’re not… *Thinks* I think that oversized head of his finally went to cukoo land…

Voltra: N-Next is Wuya with Toxic… (Requested by herself)

Wuya: Baby, can't you see
I'm calling
A guy like you should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling

There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it

Too high
Can't come down
Losin' my head
Spinnin' 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now?

With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under
With a taste of the poison paradise
I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do, don't you know that you're toxic?

It's getting late
To give you up
I took a sip
From my devil's cup
Slowly, it's taking over me

Too high
Can't come down
It's in the air and it's all around
Can you feel me now?

With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under
With the taste of the poison paradise
I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do, don't you know that you're toxic?
Don't you know that you're toxic?

Taste of your lips I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under
With the taste of the poison paradise
I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic?

With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under (Toxic)
With the taste of the poison paradise
I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic?

Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
[Spoken:] I think I'm ready now
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now

Me: Very intresting choice…

Voltra: *Nod nod*

Yuki/Hannibal: *Died*

Voltra: Clay is next with Move along by the All-American Rejects.

Clay: Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
When you fall everyone sins
Another day and you've had your fill of sinking
With the life held in your
Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold

Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
Move along

So a day when you've lost yourself completely
Could be a night when your life ends
Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving
All the pain held in your
Hands are shaking cold
Your hands are mine to hold

Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)

When everything is wrong we move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move along
Along, along, along

When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
[x3]

(Move along)
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along

Me: *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* GOOD JOB CLAY! (No I’m not a Clay fan. I love dat song.)

Yuki: *Tiz back from the dead* :)

Voltra: Next is Raimundo singing You can’t take me by Bryan Adams!

Me: 8D !

Rai: Got to fight another fight - I gotta run another night
Get it out - check it out
I'm on my way and I don't feel right
I gotta get me back - I can't be beat and that's a fact
It's OK - I'll find a way
You ain't gonna take me down no way

Don't judge a thing until you know what's inside it
Dont' push me - I'll fight it
Never gonna give in - never gonna give it up no
If you can't catch a wave then you’re never gonna ride
You can't come uninvited
Never gonna give in - never gonna give up no
You can't take me I'm free

Why did it all go wrong? - I wanna know what's going on
And what's this holding me?
I'm not where I supposed to be
I gotta fight another fight
I gotta fight will all my might
I'm getting out , so check it out
Ya, you're in my way
So you better watch out

Don't judge a thing until you know what's inside it
Dont' push me - I'll fight it
Never gonna give in - never gonna give it up no
If you can't catch a wave then you’re never gonna ride
You can't come uninvited
Never gonna give in - never gonna give up no
You can't take me I'm free

Me: *Screams like obsessed fangirl. Then faints.* 8D …

Yuki: I think you over did it a bit.

Voltra: Next is Jack singing A never ending dream by Cascada.

Me: *wakes up shocked* WHAT?!

Jack: I'm waiting for the night drifting away
On the waves of my dreams to another day
I'm standing on a hill and beyond the clouds
The winds blowing still and catching my doubts
I'm hunting on the night the slave to my dream an illustrated seen decends in the sleep
We're playing for the fights emotional games
I'm turning off my eyes and hiding my shame

(Chorus)x 2
A neverending dream a dream of you I believe I received a sign of you
tonight I want to hide my feelings too
as you do and I want to be with you

(Speaking)
I'm waiting for the night drifting away on the waves of my dreams to another day
I'm standing on a hill and beyond the clouds the wind's blowing still and catching
my doubts

I'm watching all the flowers dyeing away
inheated breath of life at the dawning day I'm waking up in spring and
kissing your face the sweet imoving thing I feel your imbrace

A neverending dream.......

(Chorus) x 2
A Neverending dream a dream of you
I beleive I received a sign of you tonight I want to hide my feelings too
as you do and I want to be with you

(Chorus) x 1

All: 0_0 …

Voltra: You chose to sing a song… that was sang by a girl… *Looks at me* 0.0 Uh oh! EVERYBODY DUCK IN COVER!

Me: *Snapped into Venia* WHAT THE FLIP WHERE YOU THINKING SINGING A SONG BY CASCADA?! YOU SINGING A SONG BY HER?! YOU LITTLE-! (You don’t want to know what she/I was saying)

Voltra: *Peeks from behind desk* Who knew she had such a colorful vocabulary.

Me: *Snapped back to self* Huh? Wha? Where’s my soda?

Jack: *On life support plus seven broken limbs* What…You hate Cascada?

Me: No silly I love Cascada! You should be more careful, Jack-san. Seeing how you’re on life support.

Jack: *Confused* But… You…?

Voltra: Sometimes after being her dark side Venia, she can’t remember anything she did as Venia. Anyway, finally we have Chase Young singing…Kung fu fighting?!

Chase: Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a fainting to a slip and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing

(repeat)..make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning

Me: That was… intresting. But Voltra, when you said he was the final one, YOU’RE W-R-O-N-G WRONG!

Voltra: o.o Really?

Me :3 Yup We have Katnappe singing BARBIE GIRL!

Kat: DX I’M HERE AGAINST MY WILL!

Me: SHUT UP AND SING!

Kat: I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Voltra: And that concludes this chapter! Adios! Sayonara! BYE BYE!

I hope you like it... this took 6 hours of my life (Had to find the lyrics) ...ugh. next we will be intervewing the stars, starting with Omi.
~DrakeGirl~

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