Chapter 4 - Interveiws-Omi

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Me: WE IZ BACK WITH CHAPTER 4 OF XIAOLIN COMEDY!

*Everyone waves except for Voltra*

Me: Uhhhh, V.?

Voltra: *Listening to iPod* Wont you be my bad boy be my man be my weekend lover but don’t be my friend-

Me: THAT’S MY IPOD! GROAR! *Attacks Voltra in anime dust cloud*

Voltra: NO MY BAD BOY!

All: …

Me: *Wrings iPod out of Voltra’s hands*

Voltra: *Cries*

Me: Now that that’s over, it’s time for interviews!

Yuki: Omi-Bocchan, please sit here.

Omi: *Sits*

Me: First we have questions from AleeVonSpooke. Omi, What do you think will happen in the next 5-10 years?

Omi: Well, I think I will be the most famous person in the whole world, master Fung will realize he made a mistake in making Raimundo the leader-

Rai: HEY!

Omi: -I will become leader instead of Raimundo-

Rai: Grrrrr…

Omi: -There will be Shen-Gong-Wu named after me instead of Raimundo-

Rai: You’re reeeally pushing it, Omi…

Omi: -And there will be books, movies, video games, and golden statues of me, instead of Raimundo!

Rai: SHADDUP! *Throws pillow at Omi*

Me: *Bored* Hard to miss him with that oversized head of his…

Yuki: Next question, what happened to your nose?

Omi: My nose?

*Awkward silence*

Yuki: Ummm, okay skip that one… What would be your response if Jack was a new Elemental Dragon and was the leader?

Omi: Ha ha ha that is most amusing! If that DID happen, I would handle it as calmfully as it can be!

Me: *Gets evil idea* Hey Omi, Jack’s an Elemental Dragon now AND he’s the leader!

Omi: 0.o *Twitchy Twitchy*

Yuki: 3…

Voltra: 2…

Me: …1!

Omi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *Runs in circles and runs over hannibal*

Me: HA HA HA I GOT YOU BIG TIME! *ROFL*

Jack: If I was though-

Me: WAIT UNTIL YOUR CHAPTER!

Omi: *Stops* HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF!

Yuki: Omi-bocchan, what do you look for in a girl?

Omi: Someone who agrees that I am the best! X3

All: *Think* Should’ve seen that coming…

Yuki: Question from… *Serious expression* …Voltra did you write this?

Voltra: Nein!

Yuki: Then WHY is there chocolate smudges all over the paper?!

Voltra: … I was hungry…

Yuki: While you were RE-WRITING this?!

Me: JUST ASK THE QUESTIONS! Jeez…

Voltra: If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?

Omi: I shall have robes… MADE OF GOLDEN THREAD!

Voltra: And?

Omi: Hmm…Oh, I shall have golden shoes too!

Voltra: Aaaand?

Omi: Um, well, Oh I know!

Voltra: WHAT??? *think* If he says gold again…

Omi: GOLDEN HAIR!

Me: Oh jeeze…

Voltra: RAWR!!!!! *attacks Omi*

Omi: AAAAHHH! DEMON CAT-GIRL! GET HER OFF GET HER OFF GET HER OOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF!

Me: *Looney tunes theme* O-kay! That’s all, folks! Tune in next time where we will be interviewing that lovable cowboy, Clay! R&R!

Woot again...
~DrakeGirl~

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