Chapter 1 - Outtakes!

It was another nomal day at the studio, another shot taken, more suprises revealed, and it was time for the 10 minute sandwich break. As Naruto ate his pastrami with swiss on french, he ventured around the studio, in search for something to do. I mean, he's gonna finish it in 3 minutes, what to do with the other 7? He found a door that said "REJECTED TAPES ROOM" on a peice of paper. His curious side taking over, he opened the door to find a bunch of tapes lying around the room. Most that were labled "OUTTAKES OF EPISODES ###, ### & ###".
Okay, ALL of them were labled that.
Naruto snuck the tapes into his bag, and when the day was done, he called everyone and told them to come over to his mansion (What? He only lives in an apartment in the anime/manga!) and bring sleepover stuff. When everyone got there, Hinata greeted them (She was Naruto's room-mate ^_^d), brought them to the movie room with the movie-screen sized TV, and waited for Naruto to come with the snacks. When he got there, Neji asked, "Why did you want us to come over? What did you find?"
Naruto showed them the neatly placed stacks of tapes. "Gag Reels. I found 'em at the studio." He told them. He popped the first tape in, and when everyone got comfy, started the tape...

Pronunciation Problems[/b]

Naruto: Datte burro!
Director: Cut! No, Naruto, Datte BOYO!
Naruto: Oh, sorry!
*Take 2*
Naruto: Datte MEOW!
Director: Cut! Naruto, this isn’t Tokyo Mew Mew!
Naruto: It isn’t?
Director: No.
*Take 3*
Naruto: Chef Boyardee!!
Director: CUT!
*Take 1,963,456*
Naruto: Datte boyo! Yeah! I got it! Can I go home now?
Director: …Please do…

Itachi: Deranged-Kyo Sharingan!
Director: CUT! It’s ‘Mangekyo Sharingan!’, Itachi!
Itachi: Oh, right…
*Take 2*
Itachi: Monkey B.O Sipping gun!
Director: What the-?! CUT!
*Take 16*
Itachi: Donkey Kong Dipping Fun!
Director: *Slaps face*
*Take 738,834,985,209,435,986*
Itachi: Dry-Clean Laundry Sandwich Bun?
Director: …Why haven’t I quit yet?

Neji: BUBBLE GUM!
Director: CUT! It’s ‘Byakugan’.
Neji: Right! BUMBLE BEE!
Director: *Points gun at head*

Mind-Blank

*In the episode where Sasuke leaves Konohagakure*
Sakura: Sasuke! If you leave…
Sasuke: …
Sakura: …If you leave… uh… What was I suppose to say?
Director: Cut! “If you leave, I’ll scream!” That’s your line!
Sakura: Okay, got it! *Starts over* …Who am I talking to again?
Director: *Slaps self in face*

Off-Topic

Iruka: *Watching TV* Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does…I’m sorry are we rolling?
Director: CUT!

*Orochimaru against Sarutobi*
Oro: Now, let’s get down to business.
Sarutobi: *Pulls out Fabric designs*
Oro: *Pulls out fabric* The floral print would be nice with this design…
Director: …*Twitch* …*Shakes head* CUT CUT CUT!!!

Kakashi: *Is surfing in a scene from ‘Surfs up’*
Director: CUT! That’s the wrong scene, Kakashi! Wrong movie, too.
Kakashi: What? It’s not the summer vacation scene?

*Insane Laughter*

*Sasuke confronts Itachi*
Sasuke: It’s just as you said, brother. I’ve fostered my hatred for you. I- *Pause* …HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *ROFL*
Itachi: …?...What’s so funny?
Sasuke: *Still ROFL-ing*
Itachi: …Do I have something on my face?
Kisame: *Holding a sign over Itachi that says ‘Cat lover’* What an insane kid! Right Itachi?
Naruto: …

Itachi: Kisame, let’s go.
Jiriaya: *Starts laughing*
Kisame: *Still trying to get sword unstuck* What are you laughing about?
Jiriaya: *Still laughing*
Naruto: *Kicks Kisame*
Kisame: OW! What was that for?! That wasn’t in the script!
Naruto: But the sign on your back…
Kisame: What? *Pulls it off his back* What the-?! *Signs says ‘Kick me: I squeak’* ITACHI!!!
Itachi: *Peace sign* I win.

Cell phones are evil!!!

*Kakashi is fighting Zabuza*
Kakashi: Your future is-!
Cell phone: *T-Jingle*
Kakashi: Oh, wait, hold on a second. *Answers cell phone* Hello?
Director: *On the phone* CUT!

*Sasuke Vs Gaara*
Sasuke: *About to use Chidori*
Cell phone: *Plays ‘I like to move it move it’*
Sasuke: *Loses concentration* Huh? *Falls and lands face first*
Gaara: Face-plant!

Hey, Macarena!

*Naruto and Sakura are dancing*
Sakura: Bop bop bop, bop to the top, wipe away your inerbitions!
Naruto: Stump stump stump, do the rump, and strut your stuff!
All: …*Twitch*…

*Naruto and Sasuke are fighting. After a while they slowly start doing a weird little dance*
Cast: *ROFL*
Naruto: *To the Director* You’re supposed to say cut!
Sasuke: You just, like, keep watching!

Sasuke: I’ve waited for this day…
Itachi: …
Sasuke: To see you… LOSE TO ME IN A DANCING CONTEST!
Both: *Start Break Dancing*
Director: CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT!

Bonk!!

*Lee is training in the Forest of Death*
Squirrel: *Runs into the scene with the letter bomb*
Lee: *Sees the squirrel and dives after it*
Squirrel: !!! *Runs away*
Lee: Huh? No , wait little buddy! I’m suppose to get the letter bomb- *Slams into tree* Off… you…
Director: CUT! Someone get the medic…again…and some sandwiches….

Wardrobe Malfunction

Naruto: *Walks in with Akatsuki Cloak* Okay! I’m ready!
Sakura: Hey! If he gets to wear the Akatsuki cloak, I wanna wear Temari’s outfit!
Sasuke: I would look good in Kakashi’s outfit…
Director: Oi… Someone get me a double mocha, on the double!

Kakashi: Morning guys!
Naruto/Sakura: You’re la-*Pause*…
Kakashi: ?
Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura: *Giggle giggle*
Kakashi: What?
Sasuke: You -pffffft- have stripes on your mask!
Kakashi: *Leaves the stage hiding his face*

WTF?!

Neji: *About to use Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms when Momo lands on his head*
Aang: *Riding on Appa* ...Um, are we in the wrong studio?
Director: Yes. Yes you are.

Naruto: Datte boyo! Got it memorized?
Axel: THAT’S MY LINE! *RAGE*
Director: Who the heck are you?
Zexion: That’s for us to know, and you to NOT find out.
Sakura: Hey! The guy with silver hair reminds me of Sasuke!
Axel: *Looks at Naruto* ROXAS! *Glomps Naruto*
Naruto: Hey! Get off me!
Axel: You’re not Roxas…
Naruto: I don’t even know who the heck you’re talking about!
Axel: *Spazes out* ROXAAASSS!!!
Zexion: *Sigh* What an idiot.
Sasuke: I feel your pain.

Ninja Skillz

Director: Aaaaand, action!
Neji: Byaku-BOMB!
Director: What the-?!
Studio: *Splode*
Director: Get us a new studio… PRONTO!

Deidara: Katsu!
Bomb: …
Deidara: …*Clears throat* Kat-SU!
Bomb: …
Deidara: … CHEAP KNOCK-OFF! *Kicks bomb*
Bomb: *Flatuate noise*

I Laugh.
Whoever knows where I got the 2nd outtake from 'Hey, Macarena!' gets a request!

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