Chapter 18 - Disney World disaster

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except Alana blah blah blah.

Please view at own risk: Do what I say or else!

The voices in my head are currently: dancing.

Random quote of the day: “If a man says something aloud in a forest, and no woman is around to hear it, is it still wrong?” Bumper Sticker

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@Alana's basement

Eggman: *standing on a bunch of boxes* I shall rule you all! MUHAHAHAHA!

Alana: This.Is.So.Cool! Look what's on! When good Ping-Pong finalists go bad!

*On TV*

Finalist #1: That was out!

Finalist #2: No it wasn't you fool!

Finalist #1: then we shall do battle!

*start sword fighting with ping pong paddles*

Alana: what did we do before 32 sports channels? ^_^

Sky: I wonder what the normal people are doing?

Normal people: *at work*

@Sonic's basement

Shadow: I wonder what the girls are doing?

Tails: probably something fun.

Knuckles: They're probably at a keg party.

*vision*

Cream: *drunk* you -censored- stupid -censored- Alana. Can't you do anything -censored- right?

Alana: *ignoring Cream and dancing like maniac*

Sky: *killing Amy*

Rouge: *hitting on deejay who looks like Knux*

Eggman: *dead*

*end vision*

Sonic: well, why don't we go to a keg party?!

All: yeah!

@Alana's basement

Sky: what should we do now? We've already hid the remote from Alana and thrown Eggman off the roof. What else is there to do?

Alana: *suddenly pops out of nowhere* We can go to Disney World!

Rouge: why Disney World?

Alana: because it's my favorite random place!

Sky: okay Disney World it is!

@Disney World

Amy: now what should we ride first?

Cream: the tea cups!

Cheese: chao chao! (A/N- I know Cheese is a guy, but he has to stay with Cream.)

Guy in Mickey Mouse costume: *To Alana* Hi there little girl would you like a hug?

Alana: O_______________________________O AHHHHH! EVIL TALKING MOUSE!

GIMMC: O___O Wha-?

Alana: *takes out gun* Die you!

GIMMC: AHHHHHHHHHH! She's crazy! CRAZY! *runs away*

Random onlookers: o.O

Sky: -_-;

Amy: -_-;

Rouge: -_-;

Cream: -_-;

Cheese: -_-;

Eggman: -_-;

Alana: ^_^

Sky: C'mon you idiot!

Alana: but I want to terrorize more random people! ;_;

Sky: C'mon or I'll show the footage of you at Mardi Graz!

Alana: coming ma'am.

@Keg party

Sonic: *doing very disturbing dance*

Random onlookers: O____O

Shadow: *hitting on girl hedgehog that looks like Sky* So Sky, how ya doin' babes? How bout a kiss? *nearly falls over*

Hedgehog: who the crap are you?

Shadow: I'm your dreamhog babes.

Hedgehog: O_____O *slaps Shadow*

Knuckles: *threatening couch with gun* Look you! You don't like me and I don't like you! So why don't we stand up and fight like real men!

Couch: ......

Knuckles: So that's how it's going to be is it? Fine then. Touché.

Tails: *growling at people who dare come near Keg*

Random person in crown: stand back! He's rabonis!

*people run out screaming*

Sonic: *still doing disturbing dance*

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