Chapter 20 - World domination!

Disclaimer: You people know what I do and do not own! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!?

Please view at own risk: 10,000 brain cells down, 10,000 to go...

The voices in my head are currently: laughing...at me...

Random quote of the day: “I never have a smart reply to anything, but I have a sarcastic remark to everything.” ~Alana

Alana: this fic was made possible by all the Shadow and Knux fangirls! God bless America! *dissolves*
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Cream: isn't this great you guys? We're all together, no more fighting no more arguing, no more-

Knuckles: hey look at what I found! *holds up taco*

Tails: where did you find that?

Knuckles: under the couch! *takes bite* Still good!

Cream: O____O;;;;

Rouge: yeah! We're all back together, so what? Whoo-pi-friggin-do! What are we supposed to do anyway?

Sonic: we could continue playing I've never.

Rouge: no that was boring. *shakes fist at sky (no not the character)* Your ideas are stupid EC!

*Lightning bolt shoots down from ceiling and strikes Rouge*

Rouge: I think I'll shut up.

Eggman: Well I think we should-

Alana: *hits Eggman with frying pan* We're not taking over the world! Got it!

Shadow: I think that we should-

Alana: *throws frying pan at Shadow* We ain't doing that either!

*frying pan narrowly misses Shadow*

Shadow: O.O;; I didn't get to finish!

Alana: *holding frying pan threateningly*

Shadow: Okay, I'm done.

Knuckles: You're all wrong! We should see how long it takes to set Alana's hair on fire!

Sky: we did that last week.

Knuckles: Oh yeah.

Alana: I have an idea!

Knuckles: no you don't.

Alana: yes I do!

Knux: no you don't!

Alana: well, you're right, I don't.

Knux: ><;;;

20 minutes later:

Eggman: *filing Alana's nails* Are sure giving you a manicure will ensure that I rule the world?

Alana: er, yes.

Eggman: Are you sure that when ruling the world I'll get a free chicken every month?

Alana: positive.

Sky: this is not going to get anymore interesting. Continue skipping ahead.

A half and hour later:

Shadow: looking around. Has anyone else noticed the fact that Alana and Eggman are gone?

Sonic: no.

Shadow: I don't think that you get my drift. ALANA and EGGMAN are gone.

Sonic: 00;; Are suggesting that-?

Shadow: no! I mean that they are both psychos who want to rule the world! What good can come of this!

Sonic: I dunno. Wanna beer?

@ Some place looking over station square.

Alana: And then they pulled out her brain and placed it in the experimental jar.

Eggman: And then what happened?

Alana: they disposed of her body in the crematorium.

Eggman: And then what happened?

Alana: And then- Oh we're here.

Eggman: but what happened to the evil scientists?!

Alana: you'll never know.

Eggman: whatever. Did you pack the supplies?

Alana: let's get out the checklist shall we?

Illegal weapons- [X]

Lip gloss- [X]

Switchblade- [X]

Flying mobile- [X]

Army of evil robots- [X]

Eggman: why do we need lip gloss to take over the world?

Alana: you must always look your best when conquering the earth, Maybe that's why you've never managed too? Have you ever considered plastic surgery?

Eggman: -_-;

Alana: I thought not. Now how should we go about doing it?

Eggman: how about we take the flying mobile and demand they let us rule them?

Alana: no that plan sucks. I say that we take the flyer over there and demand world conquest?

Eggman: you just paraphrased what I said.

Alana: shut-up and get in the flyer.

Eggman: T_T You're mean.

Alana: I try.

So they fly away into Station Square. But before we get to that:

@ Alana's basement

Sky: okay, if I were one of two psycho maniacs where would I go?

Knuckles: Ooh! I know! To take over the world!

Sky: -_- Okay. So I think that we've already established they're somewhere in 'the world.' Any thing else?

Knuckles: they couldn't have gotten far?

Sky: wrong.

Knuckles: they can't do any major damage.

Sky: wrong.

Knuckles: O_@

@Station Square

Alana: I wanna announce it!

Eggman: no it was my idea!

Alana: what the crap are you talking about? It was MY idea!

Random person on the ground: would you just get on with it??

Alana: *snatches mega phone from Eggman* >P People of Station Square! We are now the rulers of this world! Got that?

Other random person on the ground: -censored- No way are we handing over the city to you two psychos!

Alana: O_< *jumps up and pulls out illegal weapon* Would you like to rephrase that?

Guy on ground: Uh, All hail the new rulers?

Alana- that's what I thought you said. Now get me a cell phone!
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Just thought I'd do something fun. Mer. Who wants to try to guess how this will turn out?

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