Chapter 3 - Chao Problems 3

Chao Problems 3

Last time, E-104 suicides and Sonic the Chao and company chases Shadow for Sunny D. HERE WE GO WITH THE FIC!

Chao Garden:

Sonic: This is sooooo boring!

Knuckles: Can we do Chao Karate?

Amy: NO WAY! Remember what Emmy said to me when I was fighting against her?!

Tails: Speaking of Emmy, where are SpyroX and Emmy?

Giggy: Now that you mention it, Miles (Tails the Fox) said something about 1 of his favorite Chao reincarnating...

Cream: So that means...

Everyone else: It might be Emmy! *dash to the Hero Garden*

Hero Garden:

Miles: *sniff* Poor Emmy. I took my sight off of her for one little second……. AND NOW SHE’S GONE!!!!!!!!

SpyroX: Well, I was a better friend with her than you……

Miles: (he doesn’t know how to speak CHAO) I miss her too.

SpyroX: Whoops. Forgot that you don’t know a word I say.

Emmy: *sniff* Yeah… poor Emmy….. HEY!!!!!! (Pre-evolved hero CHAO with no legs, bear hands, and bear ears)

SpyroX: *snort* Haha! Got you again! You owe me a quarter!

Emmy: *growl* There, happy? *gives SpyroX a quarter*

Miles: *snatches quarter* Cool! *drops it in his Barbie piggy bank* You found my quarter.

Sonic: MILES! I can’t believe it! You found your booger quarter!

Tails: *NOTE- Sonic knows English* Booger quarter?

Cream: I can’t believe that you don’t know what it is……

Rouge: It’s the quarter where………..where………what was it again?

Giggy: Come on! Tell us already! *drools from suspense*

Knuckles: *puts on some teacher glasses* Well, if you really want to know, you have to tell me the circumference of a circle with a radius of one.

Sonic/Giggy/Tails/Cream/Rouge: WHAT?!

Knuckles: *sigh* It’s 6.28 you dunce CHAOs.

Sonic: *raises his hand* I know the answer! Ahem. It’s 6.28!

Knuckles: CORRECT! 100% student in the class is………….SONIC!!!!!!!

Giggy: Since Sonic got the right answer, what’s the booger quarter?

Cream/Knuckles/Sonic: It’s the quarter that Miles wipes his snot on!
Everyone else: SICK!

SpyroX: What’s all the commotion about?

Emmy: And why’s everyone grossed out?

Miles: HI GUYS! I FEEL GAY! ^o^ *dances around doing the hokey-pokey*

All CHAOs: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *runs away to other gardens*

Dark Garden:

Sonic: We’re sooooo lucky that we made it alive.

Shadow: *notices the others* Sup dudes!

Cream: What does “dudes” mean?

Giggy: We will never know.

SpyroX: Well, what do you mean you’ll never know?

Emmy: Yeah!

Rouge: All you need is a dictionary!

Emmy: Nanee?! I already know what it means! *stomps out the door, but nobody notices*

Knuckles: *brings out a dictionary larger than him* Hmmmm…it the slang word for guys, peoples, or anything like that.

Shadow: Duh! Quit acting like a clump of poo and get me pop!

Emmy: *walks back in* Looks like someone needs to go to the Hero Garden!

Everyone else but Shadow: Yep!

Shadow: Yo! Dudes and dudets and knuckle head! Where’s my pop!

Everyone else: *have ropes, chains, locks, and death glares*

Hero Garden:

Shadow: Awright already! I was kidding about the soda, ok?! Just put me down! *tied up in ropes, chains, etc.*

Giggy/Cream: *grins* Here you go! *lets Shadow free*

Tails: YAY! SOMEONE TO PLAY BARBIES WITH ME!

Shadow: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THE HORROR! TIE ME UP AGAIN AND PUT ME BACK! *notices that everyone’s gone*

Tails: I’ll be Barbie while you’ll be Ken! After that, let’s play with my Easy Bake Oven!

Shadow: Mateo! *runs out the door back to the Dark Garden*

Dark Garden:

Shadow: *panting* Never torture me like that!

Rouge: *stands next to Knuckles and blushes*

Knuckles: *does the same*

Cream: YUCK!

Giggy: Rouge and Knuckles dancing in a box. Naked, naked oh my gosh!

Sonic: First comes poop.

Tails: Then comes a call.

Everyone but Knuckles and Rouge: Then comes them both drinking alcohol!

Amy: Hey! I hardly had any parts in this fiction! I’m out of here! *goes in the CHAO Transporter*

SpyroX: Hey! Where’s Emmy?!

Giggy: I did see her go in the CHAO Garden…

Cream: Can we sing the song again?

Knuckles and Rouge: NO WAY!!!!

Everyone else: AWRIGHT!

Knuckles and Rouge: *goes in the CHAO Transporter* Amy, wait for us!

Everyone:

Knuckles and Rouge dancing in a box. Naked, naked oh my gosh!

First comes poop.

Then comes a call.

Then comes them both drinking alcohol!

BLOOPERS:

We are at the part where Shadow was talking slang-

Shadow: DUDE! WHERE’S THE POP!?

Cream: EWWWW!!! SHADOW SPIT ON ME!!!!

*beep*

We are at the part where Amy goes in the transporter-

Amy: Uhhhh….what was my line? Oh well. HALABUNGA! *jumps in but hits her head on the machine instead* I’m ok!

Sonic: We didn’t even ask baka!

Rouge: Amy’s gone cuckoo!

*beep*

Part when Miles says he’s gay-

Miles: HI GUYS! I’M GAY! Actually, in reality, I’m not but why is this in my script? *pulls out script* OH MY *BEEP* WHY AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT?!

All CHAO: Ahhhhhhhh?

*beep*

Sonic: OK! Enough with the bloopers!

SpyroX: HELLO?! DID YOU FORGET ABOUT-

Cream: What does “nanee”, “mateo”, and “baka” mean?!

Tails: If Knuckles were here, he’d answer you.

SpyroX: Nobody ever listens! *sob*

Sonic: By the way, you do a yosh job in pronouncing Japanese words!

Cream: What’s “yosh”?

Everyone else: *groan*
to be continued…

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