Chapter 1 - OOOOOOk

YU-GI-OH!!!

(Featuring Lita and Usaki)


*At Joey’s house*

Joey: I’M HUNGRY! LET’S HAVE SOME FISH!!!!!!

Lita: Oooooook.

Taya: He’s obsessed with fish!

Yugi: Fish, fish is good.

Usaki: I think all the boys here are obsessed with fish.

Mokuba: SETO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Seto:……………………..ok, you’ve got issues to work out.

Lita: *Cuddles up to Seto*

Usaki: CUDDLEY WUDDLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Triston: I think she’s gone crazy.

Bakura: Well, Lita always cuddles up with Seto. It gets annoying after a while.

Yugi: Their boyfriend and girlfriend. They should be able to do that.

Seto: Yugi, you’re a stupid idiot.

Mokuba: YUGI’S NOT A STUPID IDIOT!!

Usaki: Yeah, he’s hot. When he’s the Yami…

Yugi: Oh thanks.

Lita: *Kisses a tree*

Seto: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I think you were going for my cheek.

Lita: OOOOOOOOOOOh.

Usaki: Having a blond moment there?

Lita: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*Breaths*HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: What’s the matter?

Lita: Ur mom.

Seto: WHAT’S WRONG WITH MY MOM?!?! HUH?!!!!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Lita: Um, take a joke.

Yami: It’s time to d-d-ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddduel!

Usaki: OOOOOOOOOk.

Mokuba: I’m hungry too…

Usaki: Ooh! Poor Moki. Here, have a piece of gum. It should help your tummy until we get to the pizza parlor.

Seto: Wow, for a cousin, you sure take a lot of care of Mokuba.

Usaki: Well, just because he’s my cousin doesn’t mean that he’s not like a little brother to me. And plus, MOKUBA’S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Pizza parlor~

Well, there WAS A PICTURE HERE!!!!!!!!!


Mokuba: *Looks up* Ok.

Usaki: You are so adorable Mokuba.

Mokuba: Why do people keep thinking that?

Seto: *Gives noogie* Cause you are.

Lita: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yugi: Would you stop saying ahh?!

Joey:……………………………..*Dies*

Triston: I dunno, after all, Joey beat Mai with his nose, not his brain.

Mokuba: No Seto! Don’t go!

Taya: Oh! That’s so smart!

Yugi: It’s time to ddddddddddddddddddddddddduel!

Seto: I’ve come this far and I’m not going to blow it…actually, I am…

Joey: ALRIGHT! FISH!

Usaki: Ok, why did you guys just quote from the show?

Taya: I’m not sure………………………………………

Rex: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL USAKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Usaki: OOOOOOOOOOk.

*At that duel thing*

Rex & Usaki: Duel!

Usaki: I start out with my Forest Warrior in attack mode, and Ancient Green card of Egypt to give her a field bonus.



Rex: And I start out with some three-horned dinosaur thing.

Usaki: *?*

Yami: Try bringing out a trap card-

Usaki: I don’t need your help, Yami.

Rex: The card that I have out on the field! Attack!

Usaki: Not so fast Rex! You fell right into my trap card! Spell Binding Circle!

Yami: Alright!

Taya: It’s amazing how many of the same cards you two share, Yami.

Triston: Yeah, and her cards are better than yours, Taya.

Taya: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, HUH!?!?!?!

Triston: Well, her Dark Magcian is a girl, but it’s the Dark Magician Apprentence.

Taya: Yeah, so?

Triston: Her’s is a lot more powerful, and it’s less……ahem….showie?

Taya: Loser!

Joey: Don’t call my friend a loser!

Seto: Yeah, because her cards are a lot more powerful than yours.

Taya: I don’t care. It’s not one of my hobbies…

Everyone except for Usaki: NOT ONE OF YOUR HOBBIES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

Usaki: Guys! Shut up! I’m trying to duel!

Everyone: Sorry…

Rex: Ha! And with that, my card Exterminated your little Forest Warrior! HE HE HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!

Usaki: No matter, I call my Fire Pixie in defensive mode, and Dark and Light in attack mode!







Rex: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Usaki: On second thought, I will switch my Fire Pixie to attack mode just like my Dark and Light, and both of them will attack! Now! Dark and Light use Dight Combination! And Fire Pixie! Fire Spin!

Rex: I lost!

Triston: Duh…




Yugi: Why is there a picture of me?

Usaki: Cause you’re hot.

Yugi: Thank you.

Taya: Ok, can we do something?

Joey: No, cause I’m dead.

Taya: then how are you talking?????????????????????

Triston: Idiot…I wonder……………………………

Taya:…………………………………………………………………how-

Triston: HE’S ALIVE IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taya: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.





Seto: OOOOOOOOk.

Lita: AWWWWW!! *Cuddles up to Seto*

Taya: You like to cuddle up to Seto.

Mai: Yes, apparently.

Joey: Since when are you in this story?

Mai: Since………..now…..I dunno……….

Lita: Shut it.

Mokuba: Ok, we just did a duel at the pizza parlor.

Everyone…………………………..

Joey: Hey look! It’s a goat-eating cow!!!!!

Usaki: what?!

Joey: That cow is eating a goat.

Yugi: Joey, it’s eating a piece of grass.

Joey: Oh, well it looked like a goat.

Tritson: Well then obviously you can’t see very well.

Joey: It was a big piece of grass.

Mai: A piece of grass, is a piece of grass, Joey. Sorry to break it to you.

Joey: *Dies*

Usaki: YOU KILLED JOEY!!

Mai: My radient beauty kills everyone.

Triston: Yeah, especially your blond hair….

Mai: Hey! Not all blonds are bad,

Usaki: Yeah? Like who?
Mai: Stephani something or other on News channel five…..

Everyone:………..*Cracks up*

Mai: I’M NOT KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE’S AWESOME!!!!!

Usaki: Whatever. Let’s just do something.

Mokuba: LIKE EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M HUNGRY!!!!!!

Usaki: Mokuba, the food’s right in front of you.

Mokuba: *looks down* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh……Why is there pineapple on one of them?

Taya: That’s my piece. The waiter said it was really good so I’m going to try it.

Joey: He was trying to hit on you…

Taya:……………………………………really?

Joey: Yes…

Taya:………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Usaki: Taya, are you there?

Taya: What? Oh sorry. Were you saying something.

Everyone: *Falls down*

Lita: I think it’s amazing how stupid one person can be…

Taya: Yeah, I never knew you could be so stupid!

Lita: Why you! *Starts to charge after Taya*
Seto: Don’t kill her!

Lita: There’s nothing inside that stupid head of hers!!!

Serenity: Wait, aren’t I like supposed to be dead?

Joey: OOOOOh………..yes.

Mokuba: I’m done!

Usaki: Done with……what?

Mokuba: my pizza………………..hey Seto, what’s a killjoy?

Lita: I think he’s high…

Usaki: High? What does that mean?

Seto: Naa, he’s not high. He’s only ten.

Usaki: What does high mean?!

Yugi: If he was that would be bad…

Usaki: WHAT DOES HIGH MEAN???!!!!!!!!!!!

Serenity: I don’t think you should know and I don’t think Mokuba should know…

Usaki: BUT I’M AS OLD AS YOU GUYS!!!!!

Taya: Doesn’t matter….you still shouldn’t know…

Asheifhiehfiehfiefhaishfosnefoneifh: HELLO BOB’S!

Everyone:……………ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! *Runs home*

*At some hill in the middle of nowhere people are star gazing*

Seto: *Takes Lita’s hand*

Yugi: *Takes Usaki’s hand*

Triston: *Takes Joey’s hand*

Joey: EWWW!! YOU SICK PERVERT!!!!

Triston: I was kidding you idiot. Take a joke…

Taya: yeah, take a joke.

Yugi: You can’t take a joke.

Taya: I just got insaulted by a twelve year old…

Usaki: You get insaulted by everyone…

Taya: Really??

Usaki: YES NOW SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serenity: I found Areis!

Mai: Congratulations.

Serenity: It’s my Star Consalation…

Fourty Rabid Fan Girls: THERE SHE IS!!! IT’S USAKI AND LITA!!!!!! SING NOT GONNA GET US!!! NOW!!!!!!

Lita: Umm… ok but could you possibly not scream????

Usaki & Lita: *Puts headphones on*

Lita: YOU ALL ARE *Comment Deleted*!

Joey: It’s not good to swear!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lita: I didn’t……………………..

Usaki: MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!

*Music starts*

Usaki: Starting with you, let’s make a promise, you and me, let’s just be honest, we’re gonna run…nothing can stop us…not even the Night that falls all around.

Lita: Soon they’re will be laughter and voices over the crown…

Usaki & Lita: NOTHING CAN STOP US NO NOW I LOVE YOU!!!!

*And all the rest of the stinking song*

Everyone: *CLAPS*

Usaki: THEY LIKE US!!!! no not really…..

*Seto’s house*

Mokuba: We have a house?

Seto: Yes…which I did not know………..

Usaki:………………………………………………..…

Taya: ;FJLKASDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!

Joey:……………..What?

Taya: That means…………..saihodf;;

Me: Ok, I’m going to make this short, but don’t worry, there will be sequal…

Joey: WAIT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!

~The End~ (For Now)

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