Chapter 1 - Lord of the Rings, Delelith Style

Me: My bf and I were talking about my project...and this came up. And yes, his real name IS Alfredo. :p

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Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
I need to get a poster board thingy for a project I need to do for world history
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
gonna do it on Julius Caesar >.>
[/b]Delelith says:
...
[/b]Delelith says:
do it on some1 more interesting
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
?
[/b]Delelith says:
like...
[/b]Delelith says:
me...
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
hey, julius caesar is interesting (not as interesting as you, though)
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
and it has to be from this list
[/b]Delelith says:
do the project on me
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
lmao I wish
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
if I could I would
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
but you're not on the list
[/b]Delelith says:
*writes my name on the list*
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
....lmao
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
what part did you have in history?
[/b]Delelith says:
...
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
...
[/b]Delelith says:
i destroyed the ring n saved all of middle earth...
[/b]Delelith says:
...they called me alfrodo
[/b]Delelith says:
in the book, they jsut took off the "Al" part -.-
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
lmfao wow
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
I have to make an essay about how julius caesar contributed to world history ._.'
[/b]Delelith says:
but my story is much better
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
and I need to make a poster thingy dedicated to him...
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
I know
[/b]Delelith says:
y cant u make 1 dedicated to me?
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
cause the teacher would flunk it and I would fail world history
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
I could make one if you seriously want me to
[/b]Delelith says:
lol
[/b]Delelith says:
u should put it on a website thigny tho
[/b]Delelith says:
1 like fac, but for stories
[/b]Delelith says:
(u gotta explain to them that my real name is Alfredo)
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
lol
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
and that no, I'm not talking about the sauce...
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
...I thought you didn't want people online to know your real name?
[/b]Delelith says:
...they wont know its me
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
true
[/b]Delelith says:
only ppl u know will know its me
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:

[/b]Delelith says:
and explain that its cuban, not italian
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
lol
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
now, should I tell your real story or the story of frodo?
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
you there?
[/b]Delelith says:
ya
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
gonna answer the question?
[/b]Delelith says:
my story...
[/b]Delelith says:
alfrodo
[/b]Delelith says:
...i alter the story of frodo >.>
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
>.>
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
gonna have to explain how you do that
[/b]Delelith says:
...
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
...
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
like, which parts do you alter?
[/b]Delelith says:
gandalf: you must take the ring to mount doom and destory it

me: ...y cant u?

gandalf: because u r resistant to the ring's corruption

me: i'm keeping it...
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
lmao
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
gonna need more then one scene
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
could you give me a summary or something?
[/b]Delelith says:
...i walk back to my house with the ring
[/b]Delelith says:
sam walks in
[/b]Delelith says:
sam: alfrodo, u must take the ring to mount doom

me: no
[/b]Delelith says:
ringwraiths walk in
[/b]Delelith says:
sam runs
[/b]Delelith says:
ringwraiths in a neerie voice: give us the ring

me: go away or i'm calling the cops
[/b]Delelith says:
an eerie*
[/b]Delelith says:
long pause...
[/b]Delelith says:
me: *picks up the phone*
[/b]Delelith says:
ringwraiths leave
[/b]Delelith says:
saruman walks in
[/b]Delelith says:
me: *throws a rock at saruman*
[/b]Delelith says:
me: this ring is annoying now
[/b]Delelith says:
me: *leaves n heads for mount doom*
[/b]Delelith says:
bunch of orcs run infront of me
[/b]Delelith says:
me: *walks thru the crowd of orcs n continues down the road*
[/b]Delelith says:
when i reach gollum, it goes to the camping scene
[/b]Delelith says:
when gollum tries to steal the ring
[/b]Delelith says:
...it goes normal there
[/b]Delelith says:
but once hes in the party n he does the 2 faced thing
[/b]Delelith says:
when hes in the middle of it, i say "shut up!"
[/b]Delelith says:
when i get to mount doom, gollum jumps on me trying to steal the ring
[/b]Delelith says:
i jsut continue walking cuz i'm a giant and gollum cant do shoot (note from me(Neera): he's 6'4" - 6'5" ._.)
[/b]Delelith says:
then i throw the ring in the lava
[/b]Delelith says:
and gollum jumps in after it
[/b]Delelith says:
then aragorn, legolas, gimli, and gandalf walk in saying: "hey! we had an important part in this story too!!!"
[/b]Delelith says:
then i just walk past them and go home n play video games
[/b]Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
awww and not talk to me? :(
[/b]Delelith says:
ya
[/b]Delelith says:
while u make me a sandwich
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
....
[/b]Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
-.-
[/b]Delelith says:
...
[/b]Delelith says:
*cuddles*
[/b] Neera Valeriel Turtle says:
*snuggles* ^_^

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Me:....yes...we're weird like that...and I can't help but forgive him when he cuddles me >.<

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