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Chapter 1 - Bios: part 1

These are the character bios of my upcoming stories.

Chapter 1 - Bios: part 1

Chapter 1 - Bios: part 1
The following are character bios of my fan characters that I will use in my stories

Name: Flaming Stick Guy

Gender: male

Race: Stick Person - black

Age: 45

Eyes: Black

Hair: None

Personality: Aggressive, loud, approach with caution

Likes: Pyrotechnics, gasoline, and women

Dislikes: Cold, rapists, and gays (no offence)

Occ: Runs around in the middle of comics

Bio: Flaming Stick Guy first started his career in the 1960's after WWII, but back then he was known as The Inflamed Twig Person (go figure). In the 90's he was forgotten but made his debut reentry in 2005 in Flaming Stick Guy Comix as a person who runs around in the background in the middle of nowhere.



Name: Essay

Gender: Male

Race: Human - white

Age: 17

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Blond

Personality: Nice but aggressive when messed with to much

Likes: Cartoons, Money, and hot women

Dislikes: Gays, idiots, and those damn dirty apes!!>:(

Occ: Why do you care?! (in other words, N/A remember that)

Bio: History unknown until Mario and Essay No. 3 comes out, you can wait that long, can't you?



Name: Shawn D. Drake

Gender: Male

Race: Possibly human - white

Age: 14

Eyes: Blue-ish green

Hair: Brown-ish blonde

Personality: Good guy but don't screw with me>:(

Likes: Mainly women, Tom and Jerry, and monkeys

Dislikes: Whatever I want to!

Occ: Student at ADDRESS WITHHELD so suck it

Bio: What if I don't want to tell you?!



Name: Steve-O-Reno Malcovich

Gender: Male

Race: Human/Deveronian - red-ish

Age: 27

Eyes: Red-ish

Hair: Green

Personality: Very strange

Likes: Parties, beer, and the disco ages

Dislikes: Hippies, and small change lower than $3.00

Occ: Works at a brewery in downtown Villsvile

Bio: Human father + Deveronian mother, put 2 and 2 together and get 4, ha-ha! Learn more about Steve in Mario and Essay 2



Name: Jenny Shnargle

Gender: Female

Race: Ceironian - green-ish grey

Age: 327 1/2

Eyes: Light blue (she's blind)

Hair: Black

Personality: Bad @$$ mother f#@$er

Likes: Death, destruction, and fire

Dislikes: Happy (though she sometimes smiles when people die), lint, and lamb-cows

Occ: Lieutenant of an army that's just as powerful as Chuck Norris

Bio: N/A (she's weird, that's all I know)



Name: Dr. Strange Guy

Gender: Male

Race: N/A - grey

Age: Somewhere between 30 and 62 (but pretty high up because he looks old)

Eyes: Brown

Hair: None

Personality:

Likes: Evil

Dislikes: Essay, and all things good (except pasta)

Occ: Evil genius working for C.E.O.T. (Completely Evil Organization Thing, he kinda runs it)

Bio: Dr. Strange Guy was born in a tube as clone of Dr. Weird, but was soon abandoned in the mid 70's. He was found in torn up lab by the evil C.E.O.T. and was re-grown in their lab. Ever since then, he has been extremely………evil.



Name: Leafy the tree

Gender: Male (I think, Essay`s always calling it ``him'')

Race: (Talking) Banzai Tree - what the hell do you think?! he's a tree!!!!

Age: 2

Eyes: None

Hair: Leaves

Personality: Insult-ive

Likes: To insult Essay

Dislikes: Fire and scissors (but mainly fire)

Occ: None

Bio: Essay got him at the pawn shop when he sold his 12-gauge air-soft shotgun for $34.



Name: Benny Carson

Gender: Male

Race: Human - tan

Age: 19

Eyes: Green

Hair: Brown

Personality: Dies a lot

Likes: Living (which he doesn't do too often)

Dislikes: Dying (which happens a lot)

Occ: Works with Steve (Steve's always saying to his boss that Benny's 22 years old)

Bio: Not enough info…… Most of his birth and his 4,982 death records we're lost when a Space Pirate Research Frigate crashed in his hometown, Midway, California.

That should be enough for now, but there will hopefully be more in the next section.

So long for now! :D

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Weresheep on June 13, 2006, 4:36:17 AM

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WeresheepDown with Imperialism!!! Oh wait, that's for later. Get to work so I can read them and laugh. I MADE YOU LAUGH!!!!

Flaming_Stick_Guy on June 7, 2006, 4:56:30 AM

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Flaming_Stick_GuyEventually, I'm gonna make a story all about Benny. I'm gonna try and make him survive really long.