Chapter 1 - R.S. No. 1: Sandworm
Submitted June 8, 2006 Updated June 8, 2006 Status Incomplete | This is the first series of my completely random stories. After this series, I will make a chapter story. And after that, I will make Random Shorties: Series two, and so on and so forth.
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Chapter 1 - R.S. No. 1: Sandworm
Chapter 1 - R.S. No. 1: Sandworm
Flaming Stick Guy Productions presents
Random Shorties No. 1: Desert Worm
(note: The asterisk (*) means that I own them)
This story begins in the desert.
Essay*: Holy crap!!
Sandworm*: (roars)
Steve-O-Reno*: Kill him!
Benny*: How?
Essay: chop off his head!
Benny: Right! (lunges toward the Sandworm, screaming)
Sandworm: Oh, brother.......(chops Benny in half with his tail)
Steve (the Steve that in here 26 seconds ago): Oh my God--
Essay: He killed Benny!!
Predator: That jerk off!
Essay: What do we do now? What the Hell do we do now?!....(looking at the Predator....And when did he get here?!?!
Predator: Hmm?
Steve: We pray, and last month at the convention.
Essay: ...........Convention?
Predator: This has gone long enough. (aims his weapon at the Sandworm and fires, the Sandworm blows up) There, mission accomplished. I'm gonna go watch the World Series now.
Essay: Wait, the World Series is on?
Predator: No, I'm actually goin' to watch the Teletubbies.
Essay: Were you being sarcastic?
Predator: No, I'm a sucker for public television.
Flaming Stick Guy: (runs by, screaming) AAAAHHHHHHH!!! It's true!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!
And just as mysteriously as the predator came, he disappeared. And with that, he took Benny's skull to use it as an ash tray. (mumbling with somking) Buy don't worry, he'll be back in the next story. He'll always be back!!
The End!!! Kirby Dance!
<(o.o<)(>o.o)><(o.o<)(>o.o)><(o.o<)(>o.o)><(o.o<)(>o.o)><(o.o<)(>o.o)>
<(^.^)>
Random Shorties No. 1: Desert Worm
(note: The asterisk (*) means that I own them)
This story begins in the desert.
Essay*: Holy crap!!
Sandworm*: (roars)
Steve-O-Reno*: Kill him!
Benny*: How?
Essay: chop off his head!
Benny: Right! (lunges toward the Sandworm, screaming)
Sandworm: Oh, brother.......(chops Benny in half with his tail)
Steve (the Steve that in here 26 seconds ago): Oh my God--
Essay: He killed Benny!!
Predator: That jerk off!
Essay: What do we do now? What the Hell do we do now?!....(looking at the Predator....And when did he get here?!?!
Predator: Hmm?
Steve: We pray, and last month at the convention.
Essay: ...........Convention?
Predator: This has gone long enough. (aims his weapon at the Sandworm and fires, the Sandworm blows up) There, mission accomplished. I'm gonna go watch the World Series now.
Essay: Wait, the World Series is on?
Predator: No, I'm actually goin' to watch the Teletubbies.
Essay: Were you being sarcastic?
Predator: No, I'm a sucker for public television.
Flaming Stick Guy: (runs by, screaming) AAAAHHHHHHH!!! It's true!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!
And just as mysteriously as the predator came, he disappeared. And with that, he took Benny's skull to use it as an ash tray. (mumbling with somking) Buy don't worry, he'll be back in the next story. He'll always be back!!
The End!!! Kirby Dance!
<(o.o<)(>o.o)><(o.o<)(>o.o)><(o.o<)(>o.o)><(o.o<)(>o.o)><(o.o<)(>o.o)>
<(^.^)>
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Weresheep on June 13, 2006, 4:25:20 AM
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Bow chika bow wow! Funny. Keep going!RAI_man on June 11, 2006, 9:32:22 AM
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Oooooooooooook (0.0) That was one of the weirdest ones i have read from you bud. How about you stick with your home-made stories? ok?