Chapter 1 - Top 6 ways to kill Ashley

Top 6 Fun Filled Ways to Kill Ashley.[br]

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Ah, Ashley Graham. The supporting character in Resident Evil 4, a crucial part to the plot. But is she as strong as Jill or as resourceful as Claire? no, not in the slightest. [br]
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Our first introduction to young Ashley was these lines.[br]
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“Leon: The President sent me here to rescue you.”[br]
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“Ashley: My father?”[br]
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No, the president of India. YES! YOUR FATHER! I guess most people will let that slip. I mean everyone has a dumb moment. But as most people will discover, she is more a hindrance than anything else. Be it fighting Ganados or the El Gigante, she is a pest. But you HAVE to keep her alive, if not it is game over. So a major part of her annoyance comes from the fact, EVERY TIME SHE IS PICKED UP SHE SCREAMS FOR LEON. Now I have played Resident Evil 4, I have killed Leon in each of those button tapping bits. Got all the weapons, costumes, completed mercenaries mode. Everything, basically and I was SICK TO DEATH of Ashley. So I decided I will kill her and in the end I bring to you the Top 6 unique and amusing ways. Here is the list.[br]

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6. My personal favourite way the incendiary grenade, throw it at Ashley and watch her burn. Ah, yes the satisfaction is very good. Watch your problems burn away.[br]

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5. Having some entertainment by pitting Ashley “the wimp” Graham against Iron Maiden. Don't make my mistake and think “he is blind, he is harmless” he ISN'T. He is like Wolverine but with SERIOUS mental issues, but it is always fun running around Ashley and having Iron Maiden slash her instead of you. But hey, better her than you. [br]

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4. Now this way I came across purely by accident, in that tight confined part where you fight the El Gigante. I was firing my magnum at it, then I realized what Ashley said. So I fired up at the boulder, can you imagine my surprise at what happened? As I shot it the boulder dropped and landed on Ashley instead of the El Gigante. I mean at first I was annoyed but then I realized how pretty damn cool it was. [br]

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3. Everyone can guess it the RPG, oh yes firing one of these baby's at Ashley is just plain FUN. I mean make sure you have the Infinite Launcher, you don't want to waste shots, The RPG is EXPENSIVE. And call me cheap but she is not worth that much for 1 shot trust me. [br]

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2. Watching her get slammed to the ground by El Gigante, it is very amusing trust me. Just make him grab her she will probably scream Leon then SLAM!, bye bye Ashley. [br]

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1. Now please put your hands together for the number 1 funniest way to kill Ashley, THE MINE THROWER!. Oh yes fire a couple of mines then set them off and watch the fun. Just make sure to have her away from you, we don't want Leon hurt just Ashley. Then Ashley finally does something good and goes out with a bang...literally.[br]

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Well that was my list of the top 6 ways to kill Ashley, now for some quick notes. First this is PURELY for humour, I don't mind Ashley that much. I was just bored, two this is a definitely a must buy game. Three and the final note if you wish to try these fun ways, DO NOT I repeat DO NOT use costume 2. That is the mobster costume or Ashley will be in a suit of armour, and will be invincible from everything. [br]

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Thank you, and I hope you enjoyed. [br]
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