Chapter 3 - Maxwell's Silver Hammer (KagomeKakashi)
Submitted January 11, 2008 Updated January 11, 2008 Status Incomplete | To the songs of the Abbey Road CD by The Beatles Kagomerandom Naruto male characters. Pairings inside By MasterBakatare-san
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Chapter 3 - Maxwell's Silver Hammer (KagomeKakashi)
Chapter 3 - Maxwell's Silver Hammer (KagomeKakashi)
MasterBakatare
January 2008
Room
Disclaimer: Both the characters in this story and the song, Maxwells Silver Hammer belong ONLY to their respective owners.
Joan was quizzical; studied metaphysical Science in the home.
Well, arent you ever the scientist. An amused voice came from the shadows. What are you concocting now?
Late nights all alone with a test tube. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
The test tube she was holding almost dropped as she jumped. Dammit, Kakashi! How many times do I have to tell you, Dont interrupt me while Im WORKING! Kagome gave him an annoyed glare.
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine, Calls her on the phone.
Hows this then? He put his hand to his ear like it was a phone, Bring, bring! Oh! Hello, Kagome? Ah, yes this is Kakashi! I wanted to tell you that Im in your living room, so dont be surprised if you see me!
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Joan?"
She chuckled at his sarcasm, Well, she retorted, youre the only person I know that can have a complete conversation with yourself. Phone or no phone.
But as she's getting ready to go, A knock comes on the door.
Now, would you like to grace me with your presence long enough to grab a bowl of ice cream with me?
She shrugged her shoulders, Eh, why not. Ill be back in a sec. DONT TOUCH ANYTHING! She left to grab her coat, and Kakashi grinned evilly.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon her head.
The silver haired man creeped over to her chemicals and picked a green tube up. With the other hand, he picked up a pink-ish tube. Putting the rims of the tubes together, the chartreuse liquid mixed with the magenta creating a bright ruby color.
Hearing her returning footsteps, he panicked and put the two tubes back, knocking over a third. Sapphire liquid spilled on the wooden table, but the substance quickly absorbed into the wood.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that she was dead.
A metal object hit his head, and he winced and looked up. A& Hammer? She nodded, twirling the instrument between her fingers.
It was the closest blunt object to me. I knew you were going to touch something& Well, anyway, cmon Kashi-kun. The ice cream vendor isnt open forever.
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again. Teacher gets annoyed.
Ah! Ice cream& The sweet goodness of vanilla! Kakashi? Kakash- Kagome stopped when she saw what was distracting that man, freaking perv&
He smiled innocently, Who, me?
Wishing to avoid and unpleasant Scene,
She grabbed his ear and pulled him back to her apartment. She didnt need people to see her friends habits.
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away, So he waits behind
Dammit, Kakashi! You shouldnt read your book in front of people like that& Kagome chided him.
Writing fifty times "I must not be So&"
Sorry, mother& He grumbled, murmuring the last part but she heard anyway.
But when she turns her back on the boy, He creeps up from behind.
Out of a mysterious pocket that he hadnt noticed before came the miniature hammer. He cringed inwardly.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon her head.
The hammer hit its target dead on, creating a dent in his headband. He fell backward on his bottom as she loomed over him.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that she was dead.
That should teach you not to call me mother& She stepped back and blinked a bit.
P. C. Thirty-one said, "We caught a dirty one." Maxwell stands alone
Youre supposed to be with your team! What the hell are you doing here!
Kakashi gulped as he bolted out of the door.
Painting testimonial pictures. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Thats right, Kakashi! You run! Get over to your freaking team, NOW!! She was waving her fist in the air, and the random citizens that were listening smiled slightly at the actions, knowing that this was the only time they had together.
Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free)
Kakashi-sensei! A blonde boy jumped as the black blur stopped in front of him. Youre on time!
The judge does not agree and he tells them So&
Naruto! Hes a half-an-hour late! The pink-haired female glared at her other teammate, forgetting that their teacher was there.
Well, this is relatively early for him! The boy glowered back at her stubbornly, reminding Kakashi of the childs adoptive mother.
But as the words are leaving his lips, A noise comes from behind.
Sorry I was late kids, he managed to gasp out, I was on a date, and just now, I was running away from the devil!
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon his head.
For what seemed like the millionth time that day, a small hammer smacked his head rather hard. That's for calling me the devil! Another hit his head, and thats for making me pay for the ice cream!
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that he was dead.
Kaa-chan! Naruto gasped, You and sensei went out on a date? But sensei is a perv!
Whoa, oh, oh, oh. Silver hammer.
OWARI
January 2008
Room
Disclaimer: Both the characters in this story and the song, Maxwells Silver Hammer belong ONLY to their respective owners.
Joan was quizzical; studied metaphysical Science in the home.
Well, arent you ever the scientist. An amused voice came from the shadows. What are you concocting now?
Late nights all alone with a test tube. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
The test tube she was holding almost dropped as she jumped. Dammit, Kakashi! How many times do I have to tell you, Dont interrupt me while Im WORKING! Kagome gave him an annoyed glare.
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine, Calls her on the phone.
Hows this then? He put his hand to his ear like it was a phone, Bring, bring! Oh! Hello, Kagome? Ah, yes this is Kakashi! I wanted to tell you that Im in your living room, so dont be surprised if you see me!
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Joan?"
She chuckled at his sarcasm, Well, she retorted, youre the only person I know that can have a complete conversation with yourself. Phone or no phone.
But as she's getting ready to go, A knock comes on the door.
Now, would you like to grace me with your presence long enough to grab a bowl of ice cream with me?
She shrugged her shoulders, Eh, why not. Ill be back in a sec. DONT TOUCH ANYTHING! She left to grab her coat, and Kakashi grinned evilly.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon her head.
The silver haired man creeped over to her chemicals and picked a green tube up. With the other hand, he picked up a pink-ish tube. Putting the rims of the tubes together, the chartreuse liquid mixed with the magenta creating a bright ruby color.
Hearing her returning footsteps, he panicked and put the two tubes back, knocking over a third. Sapphire liquid spilled on the wooden table, but the substance quickly absorbed into the wood.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that she was dead.
A metal object hit his head, and he winced and looked up. A& Hammer? She nodded, twirling the instrument between her fingers.
It was the closest blunt object to me. I knew you were going to touch something& Well, anyway, cmon Kashi-kun. The ice cream vendor isnt open forever.
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again. Teacher gets annoyed.
Ah! Ice cream& The sweet goodness of vanilla! Kakashi? Kakash- Kagome stopped when she saw what was distracting that man, freaking perv&
He smiled innocently, Who, me?
Wishing to avoid and unpleasant Scene,
She grabbed his ear and pulled him back to her apartment. She didnt need people to see her friends habits.
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away, So he waits behind
Dammit, Kakashi! You shouldnt read your book in front of people like that& Kagome chided him.
Writing fifty times "I must not be So&"
Sorry, mother& He grumbled, murmuring the last part but she heard anyway.
But when she turns her back on the boy, He creeps up from behind.
Out of a mysterious pocket that he hadnt noticed before came the miniature hammer. He cringed inwardly.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon her head.
The hammer hit its target dead on, creating a dent in his headband. He fell backward on his bottom as she loomed over him.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that she was dead.
That should teach you not to call me mother& She stepped back and blinked a bit.
P. C. Thirty-one said, "We caught a dirty one." Maxwell stands alone
Youre supposed to be with your team! What the hell are you doing here!
Kakashi gulped as he bolted out of the door.
Painting testimonial pictures. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Thats right, Kakashi! You run! Get over to your freaking team, NOW!! She was waving her fist in the air, and the random citizens that were listening smiled slightly at the actions, knowing that this was the only time they had together.
Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free)
Kakashi-sensei! A blonde boy jumped as the black blur stopped in front of him. Youre on time!
The judge does not agree and he tells them So&
Naruto! Hes a half-an-hour late! The pink-haired female glared at her other teammate, forgetting that their teacher was there.
Well, this is relatively early for him! The boy glowered back at her stubbornly, reminding Kakashi of the childs adoptive mother.
But as the words are leaving his lips, A noise comes from behind.
Sorry I was late kids, he managed to gasp out, I was on a date, and just now, I was running away from the devil!
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon his head.
For what seemed like the millionth time that day, a small hammer smacked his head rather hard. That's for calling me the devil! Another hit his head, and thats for making me pay for the ice cream!
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that he was dead.
Kaa-chan! Naruto gasped, You and sensei went out on a date? But sensei is a perv!
Whoa, oh, oh, oh. Silver hammer.
OWARI
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Falconlobo on January 10, 2008, 5:05:37 PM
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