Chapter 1 - ::THE BEGINNING::
Submitted December 4, 2005 Updated December 5, 2005 Status Incomplete | One day, Nuriko went to visit, Shyazo and Sanzo. Nuriko, is supposedly Sanzo’s long lost 1/2 sister. Shyazo is Sanzo’s “girlfriend”. Anyway, Nuriko tells Sanzo a "little" lie, and has CONVINCED Sanzo to let her teach him how to draw.... NOTE: O
Category:
Anime/Manga » Saiyuki |
Chapter 1 - ::THE BEGINNING::
Chapter 1 - ::THE BEGINNING::
One day, Nuriko went to visit, Shyazo and Sanzo. Nuriko, is supposedly Sanzo's long lost 1/2 sister. Shyazo is Sanzo's “girlfriend”….
Sanzo: *reading in the joyous silence*
Nuriko: *slams front door open* HIYA SANZO!!! WHAT YA DOING???!!!
Sanzo: What do think?! I'm reading a newspaper…
Nuriko: You read that too much. You should read something else.
Sanzo: Like what? A comic book? (Sarcasm)
Nuriko: YUP!!!
Sanzo: -_-…
Nuriko: Did you know that Shyazo doesn't like guys who can't draw?
Sanzo: What a load of bull…
Nuriko: But I'm telling the truth! She ABSOLUTELY hates guys who CAN'T draw. And trust me, you CAN'T draw.
Sanzo: I don't believe you.
Nuriko: Fine don't take MY word for it. *turns to kitchen* Shyazo!!!
Shyazo: WHAT?!?!? LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I'm BUSY!!!*chasing around table with frying pan*
Goku: *chocking*
Shyazo:*smacks Goku's back, so he doesn't choke*
(Shyazo is chasing Gojyo because he was randomly in the kitchen, she asked why, and he replied “I'm hiding from Aya”. She joked by saying, `I was gonna call you a stalker…” and unfortunately for him he joked and replied, “There's nothing on you to stalk...” and so now she will smash him ^___^)
Nuriko:*to Shyazo* You don't like guys who can't draw aye?*wink*
Shyazo: YA, YA WHAT EVER!!!!
Nuriko:*turns to Sanzo with satisfying smile* I told you so, I told you so!
Sanzo:*thoughts* (What am I gonna do?) Fine then! I'll go get PROFESSIONAL help then...
Nuriko: You can't! It's…It's too expensive!
Sanzo:*whips out credit card* Not with this. It's unlimited credit.
Nuriko: But Shyazo's gonna find out anyway. Through the bills of course…
Sanzo…I'll ask Hakkai to help then…
Nuriko: Hakkai's on holiday! FOR A MONTH!!! And if you're thinking of asking any one else, to BAD! Because the only tow people who can draw, are Shyazo, and I don't think you want lessons from her…
Sanzo: Well who's the other person then…
Nuriko: me
Sanzo: OH HELL NO!!! I wouldn't ask help from YOU!!! I would rather DIE than ask for help from YOU!!!!!
Nuriko: Well THAT'S NICE…Anyway, either you let me teach you, or Shyazo will inflict unbearable pain using………..a spatula!
Sanzo: WHAT???!!!!A spatula?......Fine, fine….
Nuriko: Of course, you do know you HAVE to pay ME…
Sanzo: WHAT???? Aren't we supposedly related?! Can't you do it FREE of charge?!
Nuriko: Why do YOU CARE??? It's UNLIMITED!!!
Sanzo: What's unlimited?
Nuriko:*sigh*you IDIOT! Unlimited CREDIT!!! Anyway, I'm not asking much. I'm gonna teach you 1 hour a day, 5 times a week. And…um…howz about I get…$100 an HOUR??? And in 1 week, you'll be the greatest artist…uh—out of the 8 of us…NO!!! 2nd…cauz I'm sure, you're gonna draw I bit BUDGET compared to Shyazo…
Sanzo:$500?...$500?!?!?!?!?
Nuriko: take it or leave it….and suffer….
Sanzo:*mumbles*fine…
Comments
You are not authorized to comment here. Your must be registered and logged in to comment
Son_Nuriko on January 2, 2007, 8:24:20 AM
Son_Nuriko on
Lol omg Sanzo's s stupid!!! I can't believe you put it on here!!! Man I loved it when I just made this up on the spot!