Chapter 1 - Kiba's triangles

Hiyo! I am Hanatarou-kun. This is my… second or third Naruto fic.

You are here because you read the title and most likely was curious.

Yes. It is called ‘Beauty Tips from Naruto’. First up is one of my favorite people in

Naruto ever… well one of the many who need some lovin’…. KIBA INUZUKA!

Everyone give this boy a round of applause for being a great trooper. Being a great

part later on in the story as the team Shikamaru… NEVERMIND! I don’t want

everyone who hasn’t got that far to get mad at me for spoilers. Well I better get

started.

Warning: Most likely spoilers. If you have not seen episode 125 or read after the

chuunin exam and beyond Tsunade, then you must go and read/watch it/them! If you

don’t care, then you may stay. I would love it either way. YAY!

Disclaimer: Me no own Naruto or anything that you know that I don’t own. If you

sue me cause of that, then you are one of the lamest people ever… JUST

KIDDING. Hahaa. Please read and enjoy.

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“SHINO! SHINO!!!! SHINO!!!! LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND!” Kiba yelled at the

top of his lungs!

The Aburame Bug Boy turned around and saw the Inuzuka boy running at him!

On his head was his trusty puppy that we all know and love, Akamaru, and in his

hand was a magazine!

On the cover, it read, ‘Ninja Tips of Beauty’. Shino jaw would have dropped if he

had a way to show emotion, but alas, he only raised a eyebrow to his dog loving

friend and teammate.

“THEY PUT MY ARTICLE IN THE MAGAZINE! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!”

Kiba yelled, almost knocking Shino down as he tried to stop himself.

Shino sighed then looked down at the magazine that Kiba held to his face.

Kiba’s whole family (including the dogs) were on the cover, a smile on his big sister,

mother, dogs and the biggest grin from him!

“See! You have to read this!” he said, shoving it in Shino’s arms before running

away!

Shino watched as his friend ran down the dirt road, the sun right in front of him.

After watching a moment, he saw that he tripped over Akamaru and landed face

first, ruining the whole moment of his glory and Kibaness.

So Shino walked down the road, ready to just rest after a day of digging for buried

treasure for an elderly man.

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Shino’s father opened the door for his son and stared at him.

“The day?” he asked, showing no emotion to his son.

“Good.”

“Good.”

They nodded then Shino walked in and walked up the stairs leading to his room

while his father closed the door and went into the kitchen to make dinner.

Shino walked into his room, looking around the bland room.

It was… boring. So he did the only thing he could do. Sit on his bed… and read the

magazine that Kiba forced upon him.

The first page was a big page of Uchiha Sasuke, glaring at the sun with a little bottle

of cologne at the edge of the page. Above him it said, ‘Uchiha Scent, what everyone

needs to smell.’

“That is a strange logo,” Shino said to himself.

He turned the page and saw Kiba’s shining face! It was shining bright as the sun! It

was like he was a Greek GOD! Not really. But he had the biggest smile out of

everyone he had seen in the magazine. Even though there was only two people since

there was three pages. Shino shrugged his shoulders then looked at the article next

to Kiba’s shining face.

“People have always asked about my red upside triangles. Well, that was once a

secret. But after speaking with my mother, sister and dogs around the house and of

course, Akamaru, we have decided to let everyone know about our wonderful

secret. It all starts with the legendary jutsu ‘TRIANGLE NO JUTSU’! (dramatic

pose!) My mother was taught this by her mother at 3, my sister was taught at 4 and I

was taught this wonderful jutsu at a great age of 5! If I have ever have kids, they

will learn at 6 just cause I want to continue the tradition. But enough about that. We

are here to talk about the Triangle no Jutsu. I can remember the day I got my

triangles. What a day. My mother took me out of school and we went to my home.

I was greeted by all the dogs, getting attacked by licks and kisses! I was happy and

in la la land when suddenly, I felt a hot searing pain on my cheeks! I turned around to

see who brought this pain to my precious face and saw my sister and mother making

many hand seals.

My mother looked at me and told me that I had to do as she said. I only agreed.

“First, bite your thumb and rub the blood in the middle of both your cheeks.”

Being the joker I am, I asked my face and my mom made the pain a little hotter!

I only cringed, but decided to do what I was told. When I did so, mom and sister

laughed at my pain and I wanted to kick them, but only let them do what they

wanted. My mom looked over at my sister and nodded. Crying loudly, Mom and Sis

along with the dogs, cried “Triangle no Jutsu!”

With that said, the pain went away and I fainted. When I woke up, I saw a mirror in

my face and the beautiful triangle on my cheeks. And that is how I got my beautiful

triangles.”

Shino stared at the article, not saying a word for a moment then turned the page.

It was Chouji and Naruto, eating Ramen. The logo said, ‘Ichiraku, the place for the

hottest Ramen!’

Shino wondered why all these people he knew was in the magazine, but just

shrugged his shoulders and beep! turned the page. For the next couple of pages,

there were some random ninja’s talking about their make up tips and similar things.

He found an article about the Hyuuga clan and decided it might be interesting. But it

was almost a tearjerker. It was about Neji and how the Main House mad his life so

miserable and all his cousin in the Branch House that agreed. There was about to be

a war in the Hyuuga clan. Shino turned the page and almost looked at it when his

father called him for dinner. He put the magazine down, leaving it open for prying

eyes and walked out ready to eat whatever his father cooked. On the page that

Shino had left open was him and Kiba training with Hinata in the background. On

the logo it read, ‘Bamboo leaves, Pups and Sunny Places. They all mix in just right.’

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I am sorry, that was short. I liked the end. Though pandas would be more

appropriate than pups, but what are you gonna do with that silly little Kiba. And I know that
his names means fang, but i like Pups better. so there. It took

like… five minutes to find Hinata’s meaning. And like… one for Shino’s. His is

cool. I was like… it has to do with the sun. I just knew it. And I knew I was right.

Well, I think I am gonna do Kankurou next. Cause you know he is the pimp!

He is a sexy man pimp! Him and his Kabuki name meaning. Man, I just downright

looooooove Kankurou! Ahem… anyway, have a good day!

-Hanatarou-kun

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