Chapter 1 - chapter 1

Things Disney characters will never say


By Hawaiian cat and little Goth of Disney



Jasmine: the new hottie since like 3 seconds ago is Jafar. Uhh he is so hot!!!!
* falls to the floor*
Belle: ohh Gaston you are sooooooooooo dreamy!!!
Pocahontas: keep on choppin' boys.
White rabbit: why do have to be late all the time. Can't I be early?
Mad hatter: maybe I should switch to coffee instead.
Aurora: Phillip you are the ugliest man I have ever seen.
Phillip: let's have five or ten.
Cinderella: prince charming you are so so so gay!!! I don't want to marry you!!!
Mad hatter: happy happy birthday from me to you.
3 good fairies: wow who would have known taking over the world would bring us happiness? We can only use our magic to bring people happiness.
Sneezy: why can't I just take the allergy medicine like the doctor said? Maybe I won't sneeze as much.
Snow white: what are you trying to do? Kill me?
Grumpy: grumpy this grumpy that cant I be crabby or happy for once?
Doc: do I look like a doctor to you?
John smith: KILL them KILL them ALL mwahahaha.
Alice: can't I chase hot beach guys instead of a white rabbit and who needs wonderland.
Queen of hearts: Uhh maybe ill let my hair grow nice and long. While i'm at it I might want to loose weight too.
Anastasia: Cinderella, you can have the day off while me and Drizzel do all the work. Okay?
Cinderella: I aint doin' no work. Do it yourselves.
Merryweather: wee I can fly!!!
Goofy: 2+2=4
Mickey: I give up
Minnie: Mickey I have had enough of you!!! Goofy were are you sweetie pie?
Donald: Minnie what do you want to do tonight?
Daisy: Mickey where are you we were going to a fancy dinner together.
Peter Pan: he y wendy you are a big LOSER!!!
Wendy: ohh captian hook where did you get those muscles?

Lost boys: tha… tha… that's all folks!!!

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