Chapter 1 - messed up story

One retarded day, Woody the cowboy was eating a banana split, when suddenly micheal jackson came and asked if he wanted to split a toblerone.Woody tried to ignore him but it didn't work, M.J was already touching his face and trying to molest him.Then all of a sudden out of nowhere the Kool-aid man came crashing through the wall and says "Oh ya!" Then Woody, while he had his chance, ran away, far away so that M.J couldnt molest him. Then Barbie came in the room and as soon as M.J looked atat her he turned straight and started molesting her. Hamtaro came and said "Wtf is with molesting? like wtf?"Hamtaro walked over to M.J and slapped him across the face."Get a life, you bisexual dog prick!" Barbie thanked Hamtaro and left the room."But atleast I'm not gay!" M.J siad in a gay voice.*ring ring ring*"Hello?"said barbie."Is M.J out of my apartment yet?"asked Woody."Ya" "OK good, cuz I really actually didnt run far away, i went to Mcdonalds for a bic mac."Woody exlpained."OK..watever"and she hung up.The Kool-aid man was like sad 4 sum reason."So how you doin Kool-Aid man?"asked Hamtaro."Oh ya, I'm a;; like sad 4 sum reason."He replied."Oh, but I dun care, so cya around Kool-aid man!"and Hamtaro left.*Ding dong* "I'll get it!"said Barbie"Hey, who are you?"she asked."The names Bond, Jame Bond."and he walked in the door.Hamtaro was all like "Oh! 007! glad you could make it to my party! come on in, have a seat!"and James Bond took a seat.A few mins laterthe door bell rang again."Come in!"shouted Barbie.*10 seconds later* "Umm, you can come in now!"Barbie said. *5 seconds later.Hamtaro told 007 to go open the door and he opened it. There standing at the door was Sango and Miroku frenching eachother up the wall by the door."That is sick.."said 007."Ok, I have a room for that, jus so you know, ok?"said Hamtaro."Kay,lets go Miroku, Tee-hee!!"said Sango."I wish I could be in the room with Miroku, cuz he's all like hawt and stuff."said M.J."I thought you werent gay anymore.."said Hamtaro."Well I can be watever I want so I'm Bi, so eat me!!"said M.J."Watver!"said Hamtaro."Wait! No! I want Miroku to....nvm, jus nvm."said M.J."Anyway..Lets turn up da music y'all!!"shouted Hamtaro."Ya!"Shouted Barbie.*Ding dong*"Come in!"said Barbie."Lets Party my homeslices!!"Shouted Julian and Tory(the gay fags)."YA!"shouted Miroku.Loud music was all like playing."I got beer!! who wants sum?"Said Julian."Hey lets grind my little gay friend Julian!"said Tory."ok!"and they started grinding.They were playing 'Baby got back'
"My anaconda dun want none unless you got buns hun!"sang Miroku to Sango."Oh my Miroku,HEE HEE HEE!!"said sango.Then a slow song came on,"I need another beer."said 007."Me too."said Barbie."I need sum Kool-aid, where the hell is the Kool-aid man when you need him?"said Hamtaro.Of course he came crashing through the wall."OH YA!"and he poured Hamtaro a drink."I think I'm drunk.ahaha!"said Sango."Not a problem with me."said Miroku."Hee hee hee, oh my gosh Miroku you nasty thang you!!"said Sango."Ihad no idea 007 was into grinding with Barbie, but oh well."said Hamtaro.M.J left the party early."Lets go to bed Sango, I'm getting a little tired."said Miroku."Ya but I'm too drunk to get up, you'll have to carry me."said Sango."IM SO HAWT MUTHA frackAS!!"shouted Barbie."Hey Barbie your my dog!"shouted 007."well im a hawt dog, mutha fracka!" said Barbie."ok,part over, everyones staying at my place cuz ur all veryy very drunk."said Hamtaro."Kay,fine with me mutha fracka"said Barbie."Remember your my dog, Barbie."said 007."sure, why not? mutha frack dog luva!"said Barbie."ok...watev"said Hamtaro.Then at 2:30 am a bright light came flashing through the window."Wtf mate?!"said 007."Woah,whos that mutha fracka?!"said Barbie.And then a person came talking theough a mic from da UFO saying"OKay, I want an extra cheese pickles on my pickles..bun seeds? no bun seeds, just tamatoes and extra cheese pickles on my pickles."Barbie was all like "Check out dis mutha fracka!" "PLum sauce on my pussy"said the person talking frum da UFO"Wtf mutha frackering dog."said Barbie." I am Dartvader! and I need sum plum sauce!!" James Bond was like fraked out and shoot."Your a girl?" "Ya, im actually a girl and I'm trying to have it with oby-won-kanoby, so I need plum sauce!!"said Darthvader.then Sango came and was like."PLUM SAUCE!! SHE NEEDS SAUCE!! IT'LL MAKE HER GO AWAY!! SAUCE!!" and they gave her sum sauce and they left, but came back and kidnapped Hamtaro."Ok, wtf? Im going back to fracker Miroku up."said Sango."Hey Sango!! come back here!!" said Miroku."Poor Hmataro, Oh well I'm ur dog Bond!!"said Barbie.So like evrything was quiet...except for the sound of Sango and Miroku doin eachother up in the bed.M.J came through there window and said."Miroku, I wanna eat you!" "Srry, but I'm already frackering up Sango."said Miroku."But I want to grind you up real hard!"said M.J "Well, Im already grinding Sango up real hard."said Miroku.*Morning time*"So last nite was awsome my mutha frack."said Barbie."Ya, but it was kinda hard to sleep, cuz Miroku and Sango were making too much friggem noise!"said 007."Oh shoot, we totally forgot about Hamtaro, remember he got abducted?"said Tory."Oh ya, but it dusn't matter cuz you n me are gunna do eachother up real good tonite."said Julian."O ya, I forgot, Kidding! I would never forget you, my gay buddy, lets go!"and they left."Cya,gay prick homosexual, mutha frackas!"said Barbie."Well me n Sango totally banged and grinded and stuff hard and shiz."said Miroku."Ok, well me an 007 are going to do it up ina public bathroom."said Barbie."Can we come?"asked Miroku."Sure, if you want."said 007.So they went to find an empty bathroom and they ran into sum old friends."Hey!"said Kagome holding Inuyasha's hand."OMFG! What are you doing?"asked Miroku."We're going to fight Naraku!wanna come too?" Kagome asked."Well,sure but we were on our way to grinding it up in a public washroom."said Barbie.Then sumtin really weird happened like, it started raining flowers and Dartvader was eating a pie and Hamtaro was doing his dance to his song and little red riding hood was humping a stump and everything was a blur then Woah! they were standing ina garden full of chipmunks."Wtf?"said Inuyasha."Ok, whose on drugs?"asked Barbie."We all are, I guess..but the omly thing I remeber being on is Sango."said Miroku.But then!!...evrything was back to normal."ok then..?"said Sango."Lets go fite Naraku!!"said Kagome.So they found Naraku's lair and everything was retarded."Whats that noise?"said Kagome, they heard voices saying:"Give the butter baby!" So they searched around."I found the freaky noises!"said Barbie.And they found Naraku and Kagura doing the old 69er."oh my gosh...thts disgusting!!!"Said Sango."My sacred arrow!"said Kgome, and she killed them cuz there prick tards. and they found Kohaku and Kanna doing eachother, and they killed them too."Yea!! Kiss me! you dog!"said Kgome."Sure!!"said inudog.Then evryone started gtting it on in Naraku's lair."Bang bang, you fracked me down,bang bang our grinding sound, bang bang that awsome sound,bang bang my baby fracked me down."Miroku sang.The next day the people went back to Hmtaro's house.Woody came and was all scared n shoot."OMFG!!! M.J molested me!!! now I have AIDs!!!!"everyone stared for a few seconds."Woody-"Before Woody could hear what Sango had to say, he jumped out a 2 story window rolled onto the road got hit by a car got his foot chopped off by a lawn moweer and Barney came and ate him and got AIDs."What an awful,horrilbe,distorted way to die."said Inuyasha."Whatev,but kiss me kiss me now!!!"said Kagome."Oh ya!!"and Inuyasha started frenching her and they went and lapdanced on a chair....but then evrything went wrong...the APPOCLIPS(I have no clue how to spell tht stupid word) evryone died but Sango and Miroku."Wow...That was super gay."said Miroku."Ya but, now we can fracker louder!"said Sango."Well, we better get started on repopulating!"said Miroku


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