Chapter 1 - The Beginning

PHOENIX WAS BORED SO HE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING BUT HE WAS STILL BORED ALL HE COULD DO WAS GO TO McDONALDS 25 TIMES A DAY HE COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT EITHER HE WAS FORCED BY MAYA'S PERSONAL THUG PHOENIX'S PERSONAL THUG WAS WIMPY AND QUIT HIS JOB ANYWAY. HIS NAME WAS CAPTAIN LEWIS, FULLY EQUIPPED WITH A CAPTAIN CLARK AND A NAUGHTY INDIAN NAMED POCOHANTAS WHO WAS A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY McDONALD'S MAN!!! ANYWAY POCOHANTAS DECIDED TO LEAVE AND GO TO BURGER KING, FULLY EQUIPPED WITH Wii SWEEPSTAKES AND OVERSIZED MILKSHAKES. NOT TO MENTION LucasFilm AWESOMENESS. PLUS SUPERMAN SWEEPSTAKES. AND BATMAN SWEEPSTAKES. AND SWEEPSTAKES SWEEPSTAKES. AND LOUSY FANFICTION ON PHOENIX WRIGHT BY COMPLETE AND TOTAL IDIOT SWEEPSTAKES. AND "PHOENIX WAS BORED SO HE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING BUT HE WAS STILL BORED ALL HE COULD DO WAS GO TO McDONALDS 25 TIMES A DAY HE COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT EITHER HE WAS FORCED BY MAYA'S PERSONAL THUG PHOENIX'S PERSONAL THUG WAS WIMPY AND QUIT HIS JOB ANYWAY. HIS NAME WAS CAPTAIN LEWIS, FULLY EQUIPPED WITH A CAPTAIN CLARK AND A NAUGHTY INDIAN NAMED POCOHANTAS WHO WAS A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY McDONALD'S MAN!!! ANYWAY POCOHANTAS DECIDED TO LEAVE AND GO TO BURGER KING, FULLY EQUIPPED WITH Wii SWEEPSTAKES AND OVERSIZED MILKSHAKES. NOT TO MENTION LucasFilm SWEEPSTAKES. PLUS SUPERMAN SWEEPSTAKES. AND BATMAN SWEEPSTAKES. AND SWEEPSTAKES SWEEPSTAKES. AND LOUSY FAN FICTION ON PHEONIX WRIGHT BY A COMPLETE AND TOTAL IDIOT SWEEPSTAKES" SWEEPSTAKES. BUT THEN WENDY'S GOT MAD SO IT YELLED AT McDONALDS PEOPLE DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT WAS BURGER KING WITH ALL THE SWEEPSTAKES. IN HIS SPARE TIME, PHOENIX MADE SWEEPSTAKES ALL ABOUT HIM!!! AND HE WON!! BUT THEN PHOENIX GOT MAD BECAUSE HE ENTERED HIS SWEEPSTAKES 111 TIMES, AND THE OTHER 110 PHOENIX COMPETITORS LOST. AND 110 IS BIGGER THAN ONE SO HE LOST MORE THAN HE WON. SO HE GOT MAD. CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE SWEEPSTAKES WERE FOR? HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!! SO HE WON HIMSELF!!!!!!!! HOORAY FOR PHOENIX! THEN EDGEWORTH GOT MAD SO HE PUT HIMSELF UP FOR AUCTION ON eBAY! JUST KIDDING! HE PUT PHOENIX FOR AUCTION ON eBAY! HOOORAY! ALL THE AWESOME SWEEPSTAKES! IN FACT, YOU GOT THIS FAN FICTION IN SWEEPSTAKES! NOT YET THOUGH! ENTER THESE SWEEPSTAKES!


must be 675 or older to order no purchase needed for mee! unlike you! you have to purchase something or other that is NOTHING! hahahaaa!!!! my sweepstakes are better than your sweepstakes!

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