Chapter 2 - Puppies and Poundings
Submitted February 15, 2007 Updated March 2, 2008 Status Incomplete | This is the sequel to A peaceful day...(yeah right). It's still zany, but has more inside jokes. I was surprised when Matthew decided to make more...but yay anyway! Enjoy!
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Chapter 2 - Puppies and Poundings
Chapter 2 - Puppies and Poundings
Gaz: How dare you take light of my eating noises that I…don’t make!
Dib: It still sounds funny.
Gaz got angry. Her eyes narrowed…very much so.
Dib: Now remember your therapy.
Gaz: That chump didn’t even have a doctorate! He couldn’t even make a puppy calm if he tried.
Dib: You said puppy. I want a puppy now Gaz! Give me a puppy! And not that Great Dane!
Snoopy: MORE BLUHHHHHD!
Gaz: Now I will really give you punishment!
While she was closing in on Dib, a girl came running past, screaming “Kitsune!” multiple times.
Gaz: Don’t dare distract Gaz!
The weird Kitsune-screaming girl ran off. It turned out she was being chased by none other than…
(In the distance) I don’t know what you’ve been told; I’m going to hit you till you’re COLD!
Military Snoopy Mk4: Wait, where did she go?... Wait, new targets! SOUND OFF!
Gaz: Hit me and you die.
Military Snoopy *sweatdrop* aims at Dib.
Dib: Hit me and…I’ll cry!
Military Snoopy: All the more reasons! GOD, BLESS AMERICA!!! LAND, WHERE I *Hits Dib* POUND! *wall thump thump* HIT BESIDE HER *lamp bang bang* AND SMITE HER *grass bash bash*…………..
Dib was becoming grotesque looking. Let us check up on Zim.
Zim: I heard my name.
Gir: YAY! CLOUDS ARE CANDY FLOSS!
Zim: Will you be quiet; I am working on my Mastermind plan 2!
Gir: Only if you give me a cookie.
Zim grits his teeth and throws a stale fig neuton at Gir. Gir is pleased.
Gir: What is mastermind plan 2? *Forgets about the nasty confection*
Zim: Secret.
Gir: Tell me.
Zim: No.
Gir: Yes.
Zim: No.
Gir: YES!
Zim: NO!
Gir: No.
Zim: Ok then. Shall we move on?
Gir: No!
Zim: Yes!
Gir: What were we talkin’ about?
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe, Gaz was trying on clothes at the mall.
Gaz: What do you think looks better on me, like, the blue or the pink?
Dib: Whatever sis. I’m trying to download illegal movies!
Gaz: You’re right! The pink is totally awesomier!
Dib: Get out before I throw Sports Illustrateds at you!
Gaz: You are so, like funny!
Dib: Whatever.
Red: Let’s color rainbows and happy things!
Purple: Shut up Red. You’re so dim witted. Tell me what equilibrium is and I will give you a nickel for the gumball machine!
Red: Duhh…..Two friendly librarians?
Purple: ….*scratches brow…ya* You naïve twit!
Back to the universe we all know as our universe:
Dib: That stupid Snoopy was mean.
Gaz: At least he did a good job beating you. But I still have to.
Dib: Drat. Ok, I’m ready. Not too hard this time!
Gaz: What was I doing again?
Dib: I forget. Something about cookies and ice cream.
Gaz: Those horrible things? They are sweet…*shudder* I only like bitter and angry.
Dib: Angry isn’t a food group ^_^
Narrator: Will this story get ANY worse? CAN IT? IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE? *FOAM FOAM FOAM!!*
Johnny Bravo: Ya, whatever.
Dib: It still sounds funny.
Gaz got angry. Her eyes narrowed…very much so.
Dib: Now remember your therapy.
Gaz: That chump didn’t even have a doctorate! He couldn’t even make a puppy calm if he tried.
Dib: You said puppy. I want a puppy now Gaz! Give me a puppy! And not that Great Dane!
Snoopy: MORE BLUHHHHHD!
Gaz: Now I will really give you punishment!
While she was closing in on Dib, a girl came running past, screaming “Kitsune!” multiple times.
Gaz: Don’t dare distract Gaz!
The weird Kitsune-screaming girl ran off. It turned out she was being chased by none other than…
(In the distance) I don’t know what you’ve been told; I’m going to hit you till you’re COLD!
Military Snoopy Mk4: Wait, where did she go?... Wait, new targets! SOUND OFF!
Gaz: Hit me and you die.
Military Snoopy *sweatdrop* aims at Dib.
Dib: Hit me and…I’ll cry!
Military Snoopy: All the more reasons! GOD, BLESS AMERICA!!! LAND, WHERE I *Hits Dib* POUND! *wall thump thump* HIT BESIDE HER *lamp bang bang* AND SMITE HER *grass bash bash*…………..
Dib was becoming grotesque looking. Let us check up on Zim.
Zim: I heard my name.
Gir: YAY! CLOUDS ARE CANDY FLOSS!
Zim: Will you be quiet; I am working on my Mastermind plan 2!
Gir: Only if you give me a cookie.
Zim grits his teeth and throws a stale fig neuton at Gir. Gir is pleased.
Gir: What is mastermind plan 2? *Forgets about the nasty confection*
Zim: Secret.
Gir: Tell me.
Zim: No.
Gir: Yes.
Zim: No.
Gir: YES!
Zim: NO!
Gir: No.
Zim: Ok then. Shall we move on?
Gir: No!
Zim: Yes!
Gir: What were we talkin’ about?
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe, Gaz was trying on clothes at the mall.
Gaz: What do you think looks better on me, like, the blue or the pink?
Dib: Whatever sis. I’m trying to download illegal movies!
Gaz: You’re right! The pink is totally awesomier!
Dib: Get out before I throw Sports Illustrateds at you!
Gaz: You are so, like funny!
Dib: Whatever.
Red: Let’s color rainbows and happy things!
Purple: Shut up Red. You’re so dim witted. Tell me what equilibrium is and I will give you a nickel for the gumball machine!
Red: Duhh…..Two friendly librarians?
Purple: ….*scratches brow…ya* You naïve twit!
Back to the universe we all know as our universe:
Dib: That stupid Snoopy was mean.
Gaz: At least he did a good job beating you. But I still have to.
Dib: Drat. Ok, I’m ready. Not too hard this time!
Gaz: What was I doing again?
Dib: I forget. Something about cookies and ice cream.
Gaz: Those horrible things? They are sweet…*shudder* I only like bitter and angry.
Dib: Angry isn’t a food group ^_^
Narrator: Will this story get ANY worse? CAN IT? IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE? *FOAM FOAM FOAM!!*
Johnny Bravo: Ya, whatever.
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