Chapter 1 - the whole story

Today started out like any other day. You are sitting on the couch in your house on planet
Irk, when you got a call from the all mighty tallet, rulers of irk. "Hello tallest." you say with
unision. "hello Shorty,i mean,ari" says purple. "Ari we have a mission for you." says red.
you think to yourself "uh oh..." "your mission is to go onto earth and help zim with HIS
mission" "but didn't you send zim there to get rid of him?" you question. "and that's what were doning to y-" SLAP! red slaped purple. "WAIT YUR DOING WHAT?!?!?!?" you yell, compleatly
alarmed. "good luck!" says red sarcasticly. OMG! you think to your self. what did i do wrong? the
worst i did was... (flash back) youre sitting in an irken tank traning to become an invader.
balsting the targets with great consintration, red sudenly steped in the way of your target
right as you are shooting. you hit red, panic, and accadentally have the tank get out of
controll....(back to Reality) " i better get started..." you say. you pack your bags and head
off to earth...
You're on you're way to earth, along with your SIR unit, GRACE. on the way you see pluto,
then neptune, then uranus "giggle", then saturn, then jupiter, then mars "pitiful planets..."
you say and then... EARTH! "finally!" you say as you get closer to earth's atmospear. you
see Zim's house you move your voot cuzer a block down the road. it transforms into a house
were you landed. when your house was done transforming, you called zim. "hi Zim." you say,
trying to hide your disgust and hate. "waddaya want, AR-EEEE?" zim says meanly. as calm as
you can(wich is not too calm) you say, "the almighty tallest have assigned me to, *sigh* "help"
you take over the earth." "NEVEEEEEEEER!" he yells. "ooo, whas dat?" you hear in the background
"AREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" you see GIR on the comunication screen. "Hi GIR!" you say
happlie. at least i'm glad to see SOMEONE! you think to your self. "WADDIDYA GET ME?" GIR
askes. "well, i brought GRACE..." "HIIIIII GIR!!!!" GRACE yells to GIR. "OKAY, BACK TO THE
SUBJECT!" Zim yells. "Hey Zim, you don't happen to have any female earth comsutmes, do
you?" you ask. "yeeeaaaah...?" he says. "could you bring one for me and one for GRACE?" you
ask. "yeah, yeah." zim mutters. "GREAT! I LIVE A BLOCK DOWN THE ROAD!" you hang up
befor he can say anything. (ten minutes later...) *KNOCK KNOCK* you open the door and
see zim in his human costume. he hands you a blond wig, a belly shirt with a skull on it,
some brown eye contacts, a pair of pants with skull embroiderie, and a pair of kleets wih
giant google eyes so they look like a monster. "but what about GRACE?" you ask. GIR alks up
in his green dog suit, and hands an identical pink suit, except, it was some sort of rodent.
"it's a mongoose!" GIR sqeals. you thank them and tell them to stay in the living room, and
that you will be back in a sec. you come back out a minute later in your human outfit.
"sooooo... how do i look?" you ask. "YAY!" GIR and GRACE say inmunicen. "cu-terrible!!"
zim says, looking suspiously dreamy.
"Today, we have a horrible new student. her terrible name is Ari. take a stinking seat ari,
and don't let me hear you for the rest of the flippin day." says the teacher, Ms.Bitters. "What
are you trying to prove human?!?!?!?!" you yell aloud. "i mean, uuhhh..., yes ma'am?" You sit
next to a kid with big curcular glasses and zim. "hey, what's your name?" you ask the kid.
"Dib. are you an alien?" he askes you. "OH, of coarse not. i'm zim's uhh, how you
americans say, cousin. yeah, i'm from mexico." you lie. "why's your skin green?" Dib askes.
"the skin thing is a family skin disies." you lie. "oh, okay." dib says. later at recess, a funny looking boy walks up to you and say "WOW! you look alot like zim! isn't zim just the best? he used to
be my friend! hi i'm keef! wannabe friends?" "what's a... friend?" you ask keef. "a friend is a.
.. .friends are... what are friends... here, let me show you! F is for fun thing we do togethr, r
is for radioactfunity! i is intence yeserie funess here in da eartherieeeee!" Keef sings
"e is for erie scary spookness. n is for no boder meeee. d is for does keef relize ihe is
annoying right now i'm going awaaaay." you sing and walk away. "wow that was fun! hope
to do that again buddieeeeeeee!!!!" keef screams "not in yur life, pal..." your walking home and sudenly you feel pain on your head and black out! (later) you wake
up and only remember that you felt somthing hit your head and blacked out. you're lying on
a stone bed and suounded by intergalactic wepons and vehicles "sweet!'' you say to your
self as you grab for the doom canon. you feel your hand get slaped. you react quickly pulling your hand back and see that the person who slaped you was Dib. "heeeeey... aren't you that big
headed kid from skool?" you ask. "I have you now, ALIEN! AND MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!'' dib
sceams. "alien? what are you talking bout? i'm mexican!" "were's yur accent?'' dib suspiously
askes. "imma mexican born american!" you tell dib. "wait, what?" dib gets confused and sits
there pondering. while he's in lalaland, you find the exit and run out. "what...an... IDIOT!" you
mumble. you go home and see that zim's rushing down the sidewalk and stops with a
screach when he sees you. "OMG THANK GOD YOUR ALIVE!" Zim yells. "what do you care?"
you ask susptiously. "UH, uh, er, NOTHING!" he yells. "oh, okay" you say sadly. "EH?" Zim
says confused. "dib kidnaped me!''you say. "oh, well, uh,... that sucks. hey, your contact's
coming off!" he says and fixes it. you turn away and turn a deep red. when you're done ''having a moment'' you see that zim's all sweaty and bright pink in the face. "zim, are you okay?'' you
ask. "i think i need a night off" he says after he puts his hand on his forhead and slowly walks
back home. you feel a mix of love, hate, confuion, and passion as you walk into your house.
you slam the door and sit down and know that the olny thing your gonna think about for a
while....... is the very Irken you used to hate...
You wake up on the couch, and remembered what happend the night before. you get up
and get ready for skool.as your walking you see zim up ahead. you race to cach up with him,
but when he sees you, he starts running. you get close enough and takle him. "OOF!" you
both fall to the ground. "ha ha ha ha ha!" you laugh. all zim does is get all pink and sweaty again and rushes tward skool. "what's wrong with him? i just wanted to talk to him!" you say aloud.
(a few math sessions and beatings later) you see zim on the play ground, and you walk up to him. you stand 3 ft. away, so not to make him run and yell, "HEY ZIM! CAN I TALK TO YA?!?" he
walks over and says hi. "what''s up with you? ever since i got home yesterday you've been
acting really weird, like you want to tell..." you stop and see that zim has somthing behind
his back. he's all sweaty and achey shaky. he opens his mouth to somthing, but nothing
comes out. all he does is stand there and sweat. "if you have somthing to say, say it! all of
the sudden he flips out and runs off. you wach him run to the monkey bars and looks
away. "well... that's odd." you say... after you get home, GRACE turns on the TV and she shows you some soap opras that she
likes. you wach "The Loved and the Loveless". this week's episode is about a guy that doesn't
know how to confess his love. "sounds like something i've experienced before. i just don't know
exactly what..." you say. GRACE turns around and gigles because she knows how oblivious
you are. *KNOCK KNOCK* "HEY! i've got a visitor! YAAAY!!!" you yell. you open the door to
see that it's zim. 'Hi hi zim!" you say "............................. *gulp*...*sigh*..... Ari?" "yeah zim?"
"i want...*sigh*.... i want *sigh*..." "yeeeeeeeaaaaaa?" "IWANTYOUTOBEMYGIRLFRIEND!"
"wait what? you said it too fast! slow down!" "IWANTYOU.....TOBEMYGIRLFRIEND!" "what?"
"*sigh*IWANT... YOUTO....BEMY...GIRL............................FRIEND!" "say it one more time! sloooooweeeeer!" "*sigh... Ari... i... want... you... to... be... my... giiiiiirl frieeeend..." your eyes
sparkle as you look into zim's. you two take a loooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnng
pause. "zim...." you reply, "zim, ... i havn't relized it untill now, and i havn't relized how obliviouse
i was, but... i love you.... and my answer..." you say as the sun sets.." is... yes." GIR and GRACE
laugh like retards. you two kiss and you two look like two silouetts in the sun set. THE END

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