Chapter 1 - Fools - !
Submitted September 11, 2006 Updated September 11, 2006 Status Incomplete | Meh. Here's the story we did about the 'Fools' picture I sumbited. Uh, me, lili and Dearly_Beloved wrote this when we were bored at my birthday party last year. I hope they don't get mad at me for posting this... xD There is, actually, an other part to this. But I don't have it on me. :p
Category:
Real People » Friends, Family members |
Chapter 1 - Fools - !
Chapter 1 - Fools - !
-JEREMIE-
Caller: `Ello, Is dis tha Mars-an Residence?
Jer: Yeah.
Caller: Nice Guys Finish last, that Why ewe Ah-lways Numbah Wun. *KISS* Buh-Bye
Jer: HEY---
-CHRISTIAN-
Caller: IS DIS CHRISTIAN.
Chris: .....Yeah.
Caller: WEWL CHRISTIAN: IVE GOTTA KESTON FOR EWE: DO YOU LYKE CHEESE.?
Chris: Huh? WHAT"S THE BIG IDEA YOU M#$%^$% F$%$^% A#%#%%$???????
-JOSHUA-
Caller(texas accent): Hi, Is this the Pottie residence?
Josh: Joshuas cardboard box!
Caller: Well, Joshua, the pig sty called an they asked for their food back.
-JENNA-
Caller: Hello, Jenna?
Jen: `Yello its Jenna. Talk to me.
Caller: Strange, Because Jenna sounds like a smart person.
Jen: Wha? Well Im intellectually.............intellectual.
Caller(Irish accent): WELL do you have a PHD in Alexander Keiths?
Jen: Uh, no.
Caller: Do you know someone who does?
Jen: Uh, Alexander Keith?
Caller: OF COURSE! You are smart!
-ALEXANDRE-
Caller(gameshow Voice): Hello is this the Bourque residence.
Alex: This Is Alex/Pork! WIGUEL SYLVERBOTTOM!
Caller: Well, Alex you are the next contestant on the PRICE IS RIGHT!
Alex: OH MY GOD!!!!! I TOTALLY WATCHED THIS SHOW!!! WITH MY GRANDPA!
Caller ALEX! COME ON DOWN! We have a trivia question for you.
Alex: OK I TOTALLY CANT WAIT!
Caller: If you Could choose between Jeremies life and and A big chunk of cheese, which would you take?
Alex:............
Caller: Its cheddar.....
Alex: Lord knows Ive tried, but Jeremie just wont let me eat him! Ill take the cheese!
Caller:Great!
Jeremie:*Hanging above a vat of boiling nacho cheese*
Jrmie(Muffled): Awex! U M%^&^** F%&$$&*% A&&*&*%^#
Alex: First the Price is right, now a big, cheese-covered Jeremie! CAN LIFE GET BETTER?
*Bites Jrmies arm off*
Jrmie: GAAAAAH!!!! THATS MY FLESH!.
-ALLIA-
Allia:Hi?
Caller: Hi, Id like to congratulate you on your engagement!
Allia: What!? Im not getting married!
Caller: Sure you are! To some Raine, Raul...Rye bread or something....
Allia:.....................Wait Is this Ranee? ARE YOU STALKING ME??? GO AWAY! STOP FOLLOWING ME! ILL CALL THE POLICE ON YOU! DONT THINK I-----------
-ALICIA-
Caller:Hello miss...Alic-i-a Alisha? Wed like you to paticipate in our poll, wed like to know a bit about you.
Alicia: Okay.
Caller:What kind of music do you like?
Alicia: OH!!! I like music! Ive got, like a Guitar its like BIGGER THAN ME!!!! Aerosmith ROX!!!! AC/DC is good too!!!! Josh has ADD!!! I can play BLVD OF B/k DREAMZ!!!! I singed SHAREEEEEEEEEL CROWE! ON STAGE!!!!! BLA BLA BLA BLA HJYUUYFUUTE.......................................................................
Caller:kay, I think we were looking for Alyssa Mac...................
Alicia: WAIT!!!! BUT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT PIKLES, SUSHI AND BOLOGNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOLONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
-EMMA-A-
Caller:ELLO Ziz iz zee dating Prsonalles.
Emma: I didnt sign up for any dating.....thingimabober...
Caller: Vee ave found zee prfecte prsonne for U.
Emma: Dare I ask.....Who?
Caller: Alexandre!
Emma: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caller: Glad Ur Appy!
Alex: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caller: `Ello, Is dis tha Mars-an Residence?
Jer: Yeah.
Caller: Nice Guys Finish last, that Why ewe Ah-lways Numbah Wun. *KISS* Buh-Bye
Jer: HEY---
-CHRISTIAN-
Caller: IS DIS CHRISTIAN.
Chris: .....Yeah.
Caller: WEWL CHRISTIAN: IVE GOTTA KESTON FOR EWE: DO YOU LYKE CHEESE.?
Chris: Huh? WHAT"S THE BIG IDEA YOU M#$%^$% F$%$^% A#%#%%$???????
-JOSHUA-
Caller(texas accent): Hi, Is this the Pottie residence?
Josh: Joshuas cardboard box!
Caller: Well, Joshua, the pig sty called an they asked for their food back.
-JENNA-
Caller: Hello, Jenna?
Jen: `Yello its Jenna. Talk to me.
Caller: Strange, Because Jenna sounds like a smart person.
Jen: Wha? Well Im intellectually.............intellectual.
Caller(Irish accent): WELL do you have a PHD in Alexander Keiths?
Jen: Uh, no.
Caller: Do you know someone who does?
Jen: Uh, Alexander Keith?
Caller: OF COURSE! You are smart!
-ALEXANDRE-
Caller(gameshow Voice): Hello is this the Bourque residence.
Alex: This Is Alex/Pork! WIGUEL SYLVERBOTTOM!
Caller: Well, Alex you are the next contestant on the PRICE IS RIGHT!
Alex: OH MY GOD!!!!! I TOTALLY WATCHED THIS SHOW!!! WITH MY GRANDPA!
Caller ALEX! COME ON DOWN! We have a trivia question for you.
Alex: OK I TOTALLY CANT WAIT!
Caller: If you Could choose between Jeremies life and and A big chunk of cheese, which would you take?
Alex:............
Caller: Its cheddar.....
Alex: Lord knows Ive tried, but Jeremie just wont let me eat him! Ill take the cheese!
Caller:Great!
Jeremie:*Hanging above a vat of boiling nacho cheese*
Jrmie(Muffled): Awex! U M%^&^** F%&$$&*% A&&*&*%^#
Alex: First the Price is right, now a big, cheese-covered Jeremie! CAN LIFE GET BETTER?
*Bites Jrmies arm off*
Jrmie: GAAAAAH!!!! THATS MY FLESH!.
-ALLIA-
Allia:Hi?
Caller: Hi, Id like to congratulate you on your engagement!
Allia: What!? Im not getting married!
Caller: Sure you are! To some Raine, Raul...Rye bread or something....
Allia:.....................Wait Is this Ranee? ARE YOU STALKING ME??? GO AWAY! STOP FOLLOWING ME! ILL CALL THE POLICE ON YOU! DONT THINK I-----------
-ALICIA-
Caller:Hello miss...Alic-i-a Alisha? Wed like you to paticipate in our poll, wed like to know a bit about you.
Alicia: Okay.
Caller:What kind of music do you like?
Alicia: OH!!! I like music! Ive got, like a Guitar its like BIGGER THAN ME!!!! Aerosmith ROX!!!! AC/DC is good too!!!! Josh has ADD!!! I can play BLVD OF B/k DREAMZ!!!! I singed SHAREEEEEEEEEL CROWE! ON STAGE!!!!! BLA BLA BLA BLA HJYUUYFUUTE.......................................................................
Caller:kay, I think we were looking for Alyssa Mac...................
Alicia: WAIT!!!! BUT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT PIKLES, SUSHI AND BOLOGNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOLONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
-EMMA-A-
Caller:ELLO Ziz iz zee dating Prsonalles.
Emma: I didnt sign up for any dating.....thingimabober...
Caller: Vee ave found zee prfecte prsonne for U.
Emma: Dare I ask.....Who?
Caller: Alexandre!
Emma: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caller: Glad Ur Appy!
Alex: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments
You are not authorized to comment here. Your must be registered and logged in to comment
Dearly_Beloved on September 24, 2006, 7:47:11 AM
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA SEND THIS GODDAMNTHING TO ME!?!?!?!