Chapter 1 - LADIES

                        25 Ways to annoy the lunch ladies
1. Demand mac&cheese
2. Scream, there is a tooth in my beef
3. Say that you are alergec to the schools food and then damand KFC
4. Say, "You look sexy in a hairnet!"
5. Throw trays acrosed the room then blame Bob your fork!
6. Start a sword fight with forks
7. Dance on tables and sing, no no nooo stick to the stuff you know if you want to be cool follow 1 simple rule!
8. Make snow men out of mash taties
9. Blow corn out of your nose
10. Act like you are pulling spaghetti out of your nose
11. Stand in front of the lunch lady and say is that a mole, moley moley
12. Say, Lunch lady you look like my daddy! beacuse u have that looooong hair under your nose!
13. Put a fake bug in your food and tell the lunch lady that you will sue her
14. Tell her/him that the hair in his/her nose is like a mop
15. Say that your imaganary comitted suisde because the food is horrible
16. Say have I seen you before on animal planet
17. Put warning labels on the trays saying beware the food on this tray is toxic
18. Say I thought you loved me to your fork
19. Put corn on your teeth and say it's time for a hilbilly moment
20. Ask the lunch lady what she did to earn such a job then send a card saying tell me what you did so I dont do it:)
21. Ask her why she wears a hairnet
22. Ask for her hair net to catch a fish
23. Go on strike untill they change the menu
24. Ask for a cup of sugar to make cookies
25. If you get in trouble for using these redo #4

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