Chapter 1 - Clemintine

i do not own these stories, they are property of my sister.

Once upon a time there was a frog. He had just moved to the town of Oinkbarkington. Due to the gay school districting he had to go to a gay fishing school in a gay part of town. One night he, and a bunch of his gay friends were having a slumber party. At this party they were playing a gay game or truth or dare. Clementine, the frog, was dared to kiss one of his friends legs. Clemintine, however, had never kissed anything before, so he accedintally took a huge bite out of his friends stomach. In Clementines gay opinion, it tasted pretty good. So that night Clemintine crept up to his friends beds and ate them one by one. Clemintine was now a gay homosexual carnivorus frog. After this Clemintine spent all his time eating more unsuspecting frogs, and continuosly played the game frogger. One day he actually thought he WAS frogger, so he jumped into the middle of the road. At that very moment a truck full of acid hit him, and he died. The end

MORAL: never be gay, never eat your friends, and most importantly you will NEVER be frogger.

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