Chapter 3 - The Alternate Dimension (continued)

Izzy-Chan:Jacob-Sempai, where did you find all of these manga?
Jacob:They all just appeared on their own. I want to take them all home with me!
Emma:So, did Light just appear too>
Jacob:Light is here?!
Emma:Yeah, he's gagged and bound and laying on top of one of the stacks of manga.
Jacob:Where?!
Emma:Right through there. *points to a walkway in the manga*
Jacob:*tries to bolt but Logan grabs the collar of his shirt*
Logan:Don't even think about it...
*the manga start falling*
Jacob:Oh my Indiana Jones! The manga are falling! Run for your lives!
*everybody runs to the end of the manga forest*
Izzy-Chan:Wow, that was a close one. *sigh of relief*
Jacob:NUUUUOO! Not Light! *cries*
Emma:Poor Jacob.
Jacob:*reaching out toward the manga but Logan is holding him back*
Logan:C'mon, Jacob.
*they all go onto the gumi ship*
David:There is one more unlabled world left on the map *the map pops up and the unlabled world is glowing*
Izzy-Chan:Yay!
Emma:"Let's get going.
Logan:I found some mountain dew! *holds up mountain dew while she giggles hyperly*
Jacob:I'll come back for you, Light!
Taylour's Group
At an Uncharted Island
Taylour:This is different. *looking around*
Hannah:This must be the canibal Island from Pirates of the Caribbean!
Taylour:We better find our friend before they get eaten!
Hannah:Right!
*they go to a place where a bunch of canibals live and they see Natalie there tied to a pole in a weird native outfit*
Taylour:There's Natalie! *points*
Emily:*t could be a trap.
Hannah:We've got the heartless to handle it! *poses*
Archie:Let's do this. *serious face*
*they rescue Natalie and all of the canibals come out*
Emily:Told ya.
Canibals:A liki liki! *chases them*
Hannah:To the gumi ship, quick!
Taylour:I'm too young to become long pork! Wahahahaaaaaaaaa!
*they make it into the gumi ship just in time*
Taylour:Phewph, that was a close one! *sigh of relief*
Natalie:Where are we going?
Archie:*in his cute little flight attendant uniform again* We are going to the last unlabled world on the map. This is a cold world that is mostly inhabited by polar bears. *points to the world*
Emily:Oh no...*sweat drop*
Taylour:The canibals are coming! *flails her arms wildly*
Natalie:Let's get out of here! I don't want to be eaten!
*the gumi ship takes off and the fire in the back burns the canibals faces*

Laughing at Polar Bears
Izzy-Chan's Group
In a Dungeon Somewhere...
Izzy-Chan:What is this place?
Emma:I'm not entirely sure. I've never been here before.
Jacob:What's that noise?
Logan:*wired*
*the sound of laughter can be heard*
David:I think that is the sound of people laughing hysterically.
Jacob:*makes a face* Why?
Emma:Let's go find out.
Izzy-Chan:But this is a dungeon. It doesn't make ssense for people to be laughing.
Emma:Maybe it's a sanitarium.
David:You mean an insane asylum?
Jacob:If this is an insane asylum, let's check her in. *points to Logan who is so beyond wired that she is drooling a little*
Logan:FEATHERS! *points in a random direction*
Emma:Okay, who let her have the mountain dew?
Jacob:What was in the mountain dew?
Logan:No, really, I'm being serious. Look, feathers. *points again*
*feathers are coming at them with medieval flails*
Izzy-Chan:*fights them off with her awesome keyblade skills*
Logan:That was so cool!
Izzy-Chan:Thank you, Logan-Sempai.
David:Why are we being attacked by evil feathers?
Izzy-Chan:Maybe we will find out if we look in one of the cells.
Emma:Would you like to voulenteer?
Izzy-Chan:Sure...*looks inside one of the cells and sees a person being tickled endlessly*
Emma:So, what do you see?
Izzy-Chan:It appears to be some form of tickle torture.
Logan:OH MY VEGGIE TALES! IT'S THE DUNGEON OF PERPETUAL TICKLING! *gasps*
Jacob:*was standing right next to her* -_- Okay, ow!
David:So, which one of your friends is here?
Logan:*looking in one of the cells* Patches! *does a karate chop on the door and it falls down*
Patches:Hahahahaaaaa....make it stop! *being tickle tortured*
Emma:This looks like a job for Bob the heartless.
Bob:*fights the feathers with medieval flails*
Izzy-Chan:Patches!
Patches:Sweet freedom! *glomp tackles her*
Izzy-Chan:Woah! *falls over*
David:The feathers are probably going to come after us soon.
Emma:Right, let's get going.
*they all escaped the dungeon of perpetual tickling in their gumi ship*
Izzy-Chan:Where are we going now?
David:Back to Traverse Town to meet Taylour.
Izzy-Chan:Horray!
Taylour's Group
In a Very Cold World
Archie:Welcome to the land of polar bears. *laughs*
Taylour:Polar bears?
Hannah:Yes, polar bears.
Taylour:But why?
Hannah:*points*
Alay:*is happily riding polar bears*
Taylour:She doesn't even look like she's in danger.
Emily:C'mon, Alay, we have to get going now!
Alay:This is my home now. I want to stay with the polar bears FOREVER!
Natalie:Look at Emily.
Alay:Oh my POLAR BEARS! *laughs at Emily who is wearing a dress*
taylour:Let's just go, it's freezing! *drags Alay to the gumi ship*
*everyone else follows*
Archie:*back in his flight attendedn outfit* We will now be making our way back to Traverse Town. We hope you enjoyed your flight and thank you for choosing air chocobo.

The World of Evil Dark Darkness
At Traverse Town (first district)
Izzy-Chan:Look, it's Taylour!
Taylour:It looks like we found everybody.
Izzy-Chan:But how do we get back home?
Taylour:I bet our Anime Idol friends know.
Hannah:*shrugs*
Emma:My best guess is click your heels together three times and say there's no place like home.
Taylour:How will we ever get home?
Alay:I miss the polar bears!
Logan:I think there are more important things than polar bears right now.
Patches:You mean like how we're surrounded by fiends who are about to capture us?
*everyone looks around*
Taylour:Holy Kindergarten, Batmat! We're surrounded!
......*just a black background with white dots*
At The Evil Dark Overlord G's Evil World
In the Dungeon
Taylour:Well, now we've been captured. *pouts*
Izzy-Chan:How will we ever get home?
Emma:Well, you're the heroes of this story, aren't you?
Izzy-Chan:Yeah! *gets a determined, firey look in her eyes*
Taylour:I guess we are.
Hannah:Then there should be some way fro the two of you to escape.
Archie:I bet Izzy-Chan could fit through that hole in the door.
Izzy-Chan:I guess I could try.
Taylour:But what about me?
Hannah:*pulls out the "make your own superpowers" kit* You will give yoruself the power to walk through walls!
Emma:*thinks 'where in the world did she get that thing?'*
Taylour:Let's do it!
Izzy-Chan:*just barely gets through the hole in the door*
Taylour:*walks through the wall* That was so cool!
Izzy-Chan:Let's split up. Maybe the secret to getting home is in this world.
Taylour:Sounds like a plan.
*they split up*
Izzy-Chan
Izzy-Chan:It's got to be around here somewhere.
Zora Dude:The prisoner has escaped! *points at her*
Goron Dude: We must take her to Dictator Pyro-Chan!
Chicken:Squack!
Izzy-Chan:I'm not going back to the dungeon! *gets out her keyblade and wacks the chicken*
Zora Dude and Goron Dude:You probably shouldn't have done that.
Izzy-Chan:Why not?
Chicken:*turns red and attacks her*
Izzy-Chan:Oh my Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess! It's an evil, posessed chicken! *K.O.* X.X
Back at the Cell
Emma:We can keep an eye on Izzy-Chan and Taylour with this little screen. *a screen pops up*
Jacob:They're going to molest me, aren't they? I'm scared, I don't wanna get molested! I'm too cute to be molested! *cries on Logan's shoulder*
Emma:Remind me again why the Freshmen call him Jacob-Sempai?
David:I think it is because he is older and more mature than they are.
Emma:Oh, that makes sense. *sarcasm*
Alay:Ahahaha! Emily's wearing a dress! *points and laughs*
Emily:I am going to kill you!
Patches:Hahaha! I still feel like I'm being tickled....It's painful! Hahahaha!
Logan:Okay, Jacob, the bad guys are not going to molest you. *wants him off her shoulder*
Jacob:You don't know that! *cries more*
Logan:*sweat drop*
At Dictator Pyro-Chan's Evil Sanctum
Izzy-Chan:*wakes up* Where am I?
Dictator Pyro-Chan:You are in my evil sanctum! Prepare to die!
Izzy-Chan:Huh? *still sleepy*
Dictator Pyro-Chan:You fool! I said prepare to die, short person! *pokes her*
Izzy-Chan:*pouts* You are just as short as I am!
Dictator Pyro-Chan:*stands on her tiptoes*
*they turn all pixley and the battle of the midgets ensues*
Dictator Pyro-Chan:*throws fire balls at Izzy-Chan*
Izzy-Chan:*blocks them and pops her on the head with her keyblade, knocking her out* I win! Well, sort of.
Dictator Pyro-Chan:You may have won this round, but you will never defeat The Evil Dark Overlord G! *evil laugh*
Izzy-Chan:*runs to help Taylour*
At The Evil Dark Overlord G's Evil Sanctum
Taylour:*has been continuing a conversation with The Evil Dark Overlord G* Well, if you're not scared, then why are you hiding behind that big mask helmet thingy, huh?
Izzy-Chan:*is stainding behind Taylour*
The Evil Dark Overlord G:Fine! You want me to take my helmet off, then I will! *takes off his helmet and reveals a super hot guy with dark eyes and black, curlyish hair*
Back at the Cell
Everyone:*gasps*
Jacob:*sees him* Okay....now I want to get molested! *eyes sparkle*
Back at The Evil Dark Overlord G's Evil Sanctum
Izzy-Chan:He is gorgeous, I don't wanna kill him!
Taylour:*sweat drop*
Evil Dark Overlord G:Prepare to die, weaklings!
Izzy-Chan:Wait a minute, I'm not a weakling! Let's do this!
*they turn all pixley again and the video game style battle begins*
The Evil Dark Overlord G:*takes out his red double lightsabers* I....am.....Mansex!
Brief Switch to the Cells
Jacob:YES! *has hearts in his eyes*
And Now Back to the Video Game Battle
*they fight him until the lightsabers and the weird organization outfit disappear*
Taylour:Does this mean we win?
Evil Dark Overlord G:Not even remotely! *grows horns and turns into a dragon person* Now I am Bowzer!
*Izzy-Chan and Taylour are wearing plumber outfits*
Taylour:What are we wearing?
Izzy-Chan:*determined* It doesn't matter. For this round of the fight we will probably have to crush The Evil Dark Overlord G with our body weight!
Taylour:....Good luck with that.
The Evil Dark Overlord G:Die weaklings! *spits fireballs at them*
*eventually they crush him with their body weight and he turns back into a person*
Izzy-Chan:How long is this going to take?
The Evil Dark Overlord G:You will never win! *is wearing the outfit of Ash from Kuroshootsuji and has wings* Die weaklings!
Izzy-Chan:But the angel is not supposed to say that.
The Evil Dark Overlord G:I will purify your soul!
Izzy-Chan:That's better...Taylour, I'll take care of this and finish him off once and for all! *fights him Sebastian style with butter knives and all that jazz*
*The Evil Dark Overlord G turns into feathers*
Taylour:Did we beat him yet?
*one winged angel start playing*
Izzy-Chan:I don't think so.
The Evil Dark Overlord G:Die weaklings! *is Sephiroth*
Taylour:I'll take care of this! *waves her keyblade and it turns into Cloud's sword*
Evil Dark Overlord G:Taylour, I've thought of a wonderful present for you. Shall I give you despair?
Taylour:.....*fighting him*
Evil Dark Overlord G:Tell me what you cherish, give me the pleasure of taking it away.
Taylour:You just don't get it. There's not a thing I don't cherish!
Izzy-Chan:*confused* I feel like I've heard these words before. *scratches her head*
Taylour:*finishes him off* Stay where you belong, in my memory.
Evil Dark Overlord G:I will never be a memory. *turns back into himself* Mommy? *disappears*
Taylour:I think he's gone now.
Both:Yes! *does the in your face dance*
Taylour:I feel woosie. *rocks back and forth like a drunk person then faints*
Izzy-Chan:Oh no! Not again! Wait a second....I FEEL WOOSIE TOO...AGAIN! *faints on the spot*

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