Chapter 9 - "I Was SO Smashed, Man!!!"

Deidara cleared his throat, and started, "Some time ago, when you guys went to the Food Convention, un. Remember? Me, Tobi, and Kabuto deciced to stay home, un. And we were just playing Halo on the Xbox, and then Itachi crashed his car into the living room, un. And he was very drunk and we deciced not to tell you guys, un."
"I was SO smashed, man!!!" Itachi said loudly.
"...So there wasn't a killer alien that blew up the living room???" Alyssa asked.
"Nope!!!" Answered Tobi.
"Then that lady next door called the police cuz she thought Itachi was going to kill everybody. So the cops came, arrested Itachi, took his lisence, and Kakuzu sold Itachi's car." Kabuto finished.
"That was an ugly Sedan..." Sasori noted.
"Yeah, it was pink," Jackie agreed.
"Then I'll drive." Leader vollunteered.

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