Chapter 1 - Henka: Switch

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^^;;;; ok, now onto the original intro thing for this fic . . .

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Henka: ‘Switch’ by me, Kita!

Warning: Probably will become Kura- & Hi-kun shonen ai ^-^;;;

Konnichi wa, minna-san! ^-^

Ok, I guess this sort of thing has been done before . . . but I haven’t seen a switch between Yusuke and Hi-kun, so . . . that’s how I got the idea for ‘Henka’ . . . ::evil laugh:: . . . . . lol ^-^;;;;

Funny how I’m being inspired to write all these little fics . . . and not the sequel to my Hiei CYOA . . . heehee . . . ^-^;;;;

Anyways, this is a slightly lighter fic . . . involving body-switching, humor (hopefully ^-^;;;;) and just all-around WEIRDNESS . . . lol

Hope you guys like! Reviews are always read and appreciated! ^-^

Btw: This starts out in Yusuke’s POV . . .

May decide to change it later on, though . . . ::many sweatdrops:: . . .

Ok, don’t mind me . . . just go read!! ^-^;;;

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Kurama hastily immobilized the witch by way of a few (dozen) vines . . . shouting for me to hurry . . . I quickly fired the rei gun at her just as she began to magick away the plants . . . in a burst of energy she released herself, flinging a ball of ki in front of her to dull my attack . . . then there was a flash of blinding light . . . something knocked me over onto the ground, face-up . . . almost burning me from the inside-out . . . and next . . . nothing.

Kuwabara was on the other side of the clearing . . . Kurama, seeing I was in one piece, went over to help the carrot-top off the ground . . . stupid Kuwa . . . he’d made an all-or-nothing attack, which, of course, had ended in failure . . . -.- huh . . . typical . . . then I noticed Hiei coming toward me, speaking in his snappish way,

“Hn. Are you alive, Detective, or just lazy.” I gave him a cocky smirk in return as I stood up.

“I’m lazy, of course! Duh! Being a ghost is WAY too boring.” He ‘hn’ed at my comeback, then we all headed back home (a.n./ to the ningenkai . . . the fight was in the makai ^-^;;)

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I walked in the front door, thankful that Mom wasn’t home . . . Botan had healed me, mostly . . . the burns from the female demon’s defensive energy remained, but she had said they were nothing to worry about . . . they were mostly invisible, anyway . . . I took a quick shower, then decided to go to sleep . . . it’d been a LONG day . . . stupid toddler and his stupid cases . . . these were my last thoughts as I drifted off to sleep . . .

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I shivered . . . it was suddenly cold. I grumbled as I got out of bed to go close the window . . . but when I swung my weight onto the floor my feet met . . . NOTHING.

My breath was taken from me in a silent scream as I fell past the branches of some tree . . . catching hold of a sturdy one by some lucky twist of fate . . . I hoisted myself up with both hands, not caring that I suddenly seemed lighter . . . my heart pounding a mile-a-minute as I just sat there, panting at my amazing luck at still being alive . . . after a few minutes I began to relax from my state of panic and start to rationalize.

WHAT THE HECK WAS I DOING IN SOME TREE?!?!?!?!?!?

I think for sure I would have remembered falling asleep in such a strange position . . . then I heard footsteps come across a floor above me and looked up to see someone sticking their head out of a window. As it was dark I couldn’t see their face . . . I tried to calm down and feel out their youki, but before I could do anything, they spotted me in the lower branch, puzzlement and concern clear in their voice as they spoke.

“Hiei? What happened? Are you alright?” Then I recognized him . . .

“Kurama!” I yelled, jumping up. He moved back, allowing me to land inside his room. He looked at me closer, and I could see puzzlement clear in his green eyes. I backed away a little, starting to feel nervous.

“Hey . . . Kurama . . .” I began, but stopped when I noticed my voice . . . had my tone ALWAYS been that low?? He stepped forward, bending down to my eye level . . . hey, wait a minute! Kurama was just a LITTLE taller than me . . . he shouldn’t have to bend over THAT much . . .

“Yes, Hiei?” He said, meeting my gaze, worry furrowing his brow . . . . whoa . . . who was he talking to? Was Hiei behind me or something? I quickly looked over my shoulder, but, seeing nothing but the open window, I turned back to him.

“Hey, Kurama, who’re you talkin’ to? Hiei’s not here . . . and how come you got so tall all of the sudden?” Surprise reflected in those green depths, and he backed away, straightening a little.

“What . . . Hiei!?!” I laughed, but again in that annoying lower-than- average voice.

“Your brain get fried or something, Kurama? I’m YUSUKE.” He looked utterly shocked for a moment, then regained his composure and walked over to me again, bending down and looking me straight in the eye. He stayed like that for a few seconds, before I began to sweatdrop . . . profusely.

“Uh . . . Kurama . . . the look you’re givin’ me is sorta freaky . . . mind stoppin’ now?” I asked nervously. He shook his head slightly, closing his eyes for a moment, then stood up, forcing a smile.

“Of course. Gomen, Yusuke—“He motioned for me to follow him, and I did . . . he stopped at the door to the bathroom, turning to me.

“Now, Hi—Yusuke . . . I’m afraid what you’re about to see will be very . . . ah . . . hard to accept—”

“What are ya talkin’ ‘bout, fox boy?” I interrupted, wondering why he was so nervous . . . his behavior was very un-fox-like. Kurama sighed and gestured me into the bathroom, flicking on the light when I was in front of the medicine cabinet. I gasped when I saw Hiei staring back at me. The red eyes widened as I looked straight into my reflection’s ruby stare . . . I raised a hand to my face, and the mirror-Hiei-me did the same. After a few more ‘tests’ like this, I turned to the fox, bellowing my confusion and rage.

“WHAT THE H—L HAPPENED, KURAMA?!?!?”

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Awful place to leave off, I know, but I couldn’t stop it!! I wanted to post this fic soo much! ^-^;;;

Will update . . . when I feel like writing for this again . . . T.T;;; . . .

Also, if anyone reviews I may be spurred on to update sooner . . .

If you review then I know that someone has actually READ this. ^-^;;;

Otherwise, when an author gets no reviews, they assume no one’s reading it . . . and so don’t update as much . . .

. . . u.u;;; that’s a fact for a lot of writers on fanfiction.net, actually . . .

- Kita out ^-^;;;

PS

. . . . . . ano . . . I forgot what I was going to say!! T.T;;;; lol

‘Yusuke’: Hn. Baka sakusha.

Kita: o.o;; . . . uh-oh . . . I hadn’t thought of this . . . Hiei now has possession of Yusuke’s massive amounts of spirit energy . . . O.O . . . this fic—WILL NOT END WELL!!! . . . especially for me T.T;;

‘Yusuke’: Hn! Like I would want to STAY stuck in some baka hanyou’s body!

‘Hiei’: Hey! You’d better take that back, Hiei!

‘Yusuke’: Hn. Why should I?

Kura-kun: ^-^;;; Could you hurry and get this straightened out, please, Kita-san? It is all very confusing . . .

Kita: ^-^;; . . . ano . . . sure . . . jus give me a few chapters to write it in . . . twenty or so should work . . . :: evil smile::

‘Yusuke’: ::death glare directed at Kita:: I want my body BACK, onna. NOW.

Kita: ^-^;;;; ano . . . ::nervous laugh:: . . . now?!? How about later, Hi- kun??

‘Yusuke’: ::reaches for his katana that isn’t there, glares at her, then remembers something and starts smirking evilly::

Kita: 0.0 ::thinking / I really really REALLY don’t like the look on his face right now . . . / ::

‘Yusuke’: ::his smirk broadens, and he holds up his right index finger . . . its beginning to glow . . . ::

Kita: O.O—RUN AWAY!!!! I’ll update when I can, minna-san!! ::disappears off into the sunset, ‘Yusuke’ behind her:: ^-^;;;

Kura-kun: ^-^;; I wonder if she realized that what she just said rhymed . . .

‘Hiei’: Huh . . . hope Hiei doesn’t run into Keiko along the way . . . . . . . . O.O!! OMG!! HE COULD KILL HER!! ::runs off, following the trail of dust left by Kita and ‘Yusuke’ ::

Kura-kun: ^-^;; ::starts to slowly walk in the direction where Kita, Yusuke and Hiei ran off into, muttering under his breath:: Oh, kami . . . why’d I ever agree to be a tantei?? If I’d just sat quietly in spirit jail and served my time, I’d have never gotten so mixed up with these people . . . but NO, I had to play the ‘caring best friend’ and let Hiei have his freedom . . . ::sighs:: . . . I’ve gotten soft . . . ::Kura-kun disappears into the horizon:: . . .

Btw: I came up with the nickname ‘Kura-kun’ because usually when you give someone a nickname, you shorten their original name. I didn’t want to go around calling him ‘Ama-kun’ because it just didn’t sound right. So he got the name Kura-kun. For Hi-kun, well . . . I jus shortened his name so it was more like a nickname (Hiei-kun sounded too long and formal . . . since his name IS Hiei that choice didn’t work out too well . . . ::nervous laughter:: . . .). ^-^;;;;;;;

NOW I LEAVE YOU ALL CONFUSED!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

::gets whacked on the head by Hiei::

Kita: ::is swirly-eyed:: . . . @.@ . . . oro-ro . . .

‘Hiei’: ::is ticked off:: Don’t DO that, Kita!! I thought Keiko was a goner for sure!

‘Yusuke’: Hn. Baka ningen . . .

Kura-kun: -.-;;; ::sigh:: . . .

Ja ne! ^-^;;

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