Chapter 1 - Matt,Matt,Matt of the Jungle Watch Out For That Tree!
Submitted November 9, 2006 Updated December 2, 2006 Status Incomplete | The sequel to "Kingdom Hearts:The New Generation". Spoils the ending abit.More crazy friends included!!!
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Chapter 1 - Matt,Matt,Matt of the Jungle Watch Out For That Tree!
Chapter 1 - Matt,Matt,Matt of the Jungle Watch Out For That Tree!
"What is with all these thorns!?" I shouted.
Nothing,but trees and thorn bushes here.After getting the note from the King,we rounded everyone up and headed to another world.And I got PANTS this time! YAY!!!
"Whwere are we anyway?" Keyoni asked Sora.Yes she's here,and so is everyone else.
"Deep Jungle"He replyed.
Marc stepped in something.
"Crud,"He said"And I wasn't wearing any shoes..."
"Well,ya should've." Corey Said
"I left them on the island."
"WHY?"
"Because he's an idiot!" Ashling said.
We laughed.
"Look at the pretty monkey>" We heard someone sing.
"What was that?" Kairi asked hugging Sora.
"Look at the pretty monkey" Sang the voice again.
"Everyone be quie." Keyoni ordered."Whoever it is, I will personally drag into the steet and shoot!"
"What street?" Marc asked.
"It's a figure-of-speech"
"No it's not."
"Why is he your friend,again?"
Ashling,Cheska,J.C.,Catherine,Corey andI shrugged. Suddely,we were all tied around a tree.
"Hey,let us out of here!" Matt demanded.Yes,the small headed kid is here.
"Let us out." Marc turned his hands into fire balls and burnt the rope.
"Yo," Ian said pointing to a boy in a monkey suit (liteally) on a high tree "Look up there."
I'll shot it down!" Corey said pointing his laser gun at the boy. Yup,still has it........
"It's a kid" Catherinesaid "Not a monkey"
"Who cares? I'm still shooting it down."
"Sure" I said "If you want a call from his monkey lawyer." Corey tryed shooting it down anyway. " It's gone."
" Thank-you" Ashling said "Captain Obvious."
"At least I can think for myself"
"Oh yeah,well...I don't have a deinty ol' Keyblade."
"Least I wasn't mind controled."
"Well,at least I know where I came from."
"Where's that,Mars?"
"Oh yeah? Well-"
"GIRLS CUT IT OUT!!!" Riku shouted.
"Whoa...." Ashling said "What-"
"Yeah" I said "He'll do that."
"Look at the pretty monkey" We heard the singing again.
"Hey,monkey boy" Sora shouted "Get down here and fight like a man!"
Nothing.Suddenly (again) we were tied around another tree.
"You can't cut through this one." The boy said jumping infront of us "They're fire-proof."
He ripped off the monkey suit.He had a black shirt and blue jeans on. Marc tryed burning the ropes again.Nothing happened. Keyoni kicked his head.
"didn't you pay attencion?" She said putting him in a head-lock with her legs. "It's fire-proof,ya ding-dong!"
"Oh come on!"I said trying to wiggle out. "The adventure just started and we're already getting attacked!"
"Ahhhhh,the life of a Key bearer."Sora said rather calmly.
"If yuo're enjoing this,then you can stay on this tree."
"You have to,too!"
"Oh.......nevermind"
Corey got his laser gun out and said "I'll get us out."
"You can't" Cheska said "A laser's like fire,isn't it?"
"No" He cleared his throat "It's light Amplification by Simulated Emission of Radiation."
We stared at him.
"And it ricochets off hils,too."
"You got T-shirts for that club?" Keyoni asked
"If I wasn't strapped to this tree" Ashling said "I would slap you so hard"
"Hey," Sora said "I didn't know Corey was smart."
"He is" J.C. said "He just chooses not to be."
"No I don't" Corey said proudly.
"Say," Kairi said "Where's Matt?"
"DOOOLEEEEEY!"Keyoni shouted.
"I'm..." We saw Matt swinging on a vine"Matt,Matt,Matt of the jungle-" He crashed into a tree and slid on Keyoni's head.
"Watch out for that tree." Catherine finished.
"Great" Keyoni complained "Now I got the 'All mighty Tarzan's' butt on my head."
"I wuv you mommy" Matt slured.
"I ain't you're mom!"
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pookiebear on November 22, 2006, 6:56:40 AM
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lol loved it !!!
Malexos on November 9, 2006, 9:10:52 PM
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