Chapter 2 - Riku
Submitted November 21, 2006 Updated December 26, 2007 Status Incomplete | The most original title EVER!!! Now,you will all get to know the real characters of KH!
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Chapter 2 - Riku
Chapter 2 - Riku
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Riku:I don't even wanna know what you're gonna do to me!
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Riku walked into the dark room. The same spotlight showed the same chair.
"Sit down."Voice said
"Why?"Riku asked
"Because I am yo fathah. Now,sit down,son."
Riku sighed and sat down.
"Know your stars.Know your stars.Know you stars."
Riku twitched.
"Riku,"Voice said "Is a silver haired hobo."
"I am not a hobo."Riku said reluctantly "And my hair color is cool."
"I'm sure it is,son."
"You're not my father."
"How do you know?"
"Because you're not!"
"Whatever,hobo son."
Riku grunted.
"Riku,"Voice said "Lives at the corner of Walmart and robs little old ladies of their food."
"WHAT!!?"Riku stood up "I have a house,I don't rob old ladies and what the heak is Walmart!?"
"Sit down,son."
"NO!!"
"Sit down,son. Or my lasers of doom shall blast your head off!"
Riku sat down and grunted again.
"Riku," Voice continued "Hates his poor,lonely father."
"I do not!" Riku protested. "I hate you,though."
"But I am your father."
"NO!!!"
"Riku" Voice ignored Riku's argument."Sold his soul to the darkness and betrayed his only friends."
"Well..."Riku hestated."Actually......."
"I told the truth? I tild the truth! Oh no! I need to lie down!"
"And I need to get out of here!"Riku ran out of the room.
"Wait! Who am I supposed to toture and bring me personal enjoyment?"
Voice cheaked his list.
"Oooooh! I'm gonna like this!"
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I enjoyed writing this! FUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!! Riku muggs old ladies of their food O.O
Next up:Kairi
Me: I swear that one day an angry mob is gonna go after Voice!
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ILoveRockLee4Evah on December 22, 2007, 3:38:40 AM
SakaRox on November 17, 2007, 7:53:36 AM
SakaRox on
poor riku-kun THE HOBO srry!Saru_no_Cheesecake on May 24, 2007, 7:07:49 PM
XD RIKU THE HOBO!!! RIKU THE HOBO!!!boykingkilla on February 8, 2007, 6:20:47 AM
boykingkilla on
This is some funny stuff. love it.FFXgirl on December 30, 2006, 11:57:01 AM
FFXgirl on
Lol!!! Riku's a hobo. I say a hobo at the mall. He was staring at me. It was pretty creepy... Anyways Great job!!! Plz write more soon!?katara719 on November 23, 2006, 9:02:21 AM
katara719 on
hobo hobo hobo!lol ROFL literally
This is awesome!
~katara
Kitty45Kat19and94Keyoni on November 23, 2006, 9:59:26 AM
Thanx next is Namine and I *insert spoiler here*wolf-girl-ghost on November 21, 2006, 3:50:07 PM
lol riku's a hobo and steals food offa old ladies yay can't want for kairi
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