Chapter 9 - The Dull...er...Gullwings

WOO its about time I updated this shoot, rite! Anyway, heres chapter 9!!!!!

Disclaimer: If I owned Kingdom Hearts, the heartless and Nobodies will dance on stage and get 1,000,000 munny more than you ever will! XP

Rikku: GIVE US TREASURE!!!
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Chapter 9: The Gullwings



Yuna, Rikku and Paine flew into the dark room.

Do you think well find treasure here? Yuna asked.

I sure hope so! Rikku replied. The spotlight and chair appeared.

Sit down. Voice said.

Its a mysterious voice from down below come to destroy us and eat our heads off! SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD!!! SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD!!!

Ill shoot you in the head if you dont sit down. The Gullwings all sat down on the chair. Yuna looked under the cushion. What are you doing?

Looking for treasure, of course. Yuna relied.

Well stop and listen to me! Yuna put the cushion back down. Voice cleared his throat. The Gullwings&their team name is called the Dullwings.

What!?

No its not! Rikku said.

Whatever& Paine said.

Ya got a problem with that, Dullwings?

We. Are. Not. Dullwings. Yuna said.

Enough, petty pixies! Voice said. The Dullwings&toture Sora because they want his cookies because they work for Xemnas and his evil cookie army&of evil.

I didnt even get that&

Youre confusing. Rikku put a hand on her head.

Whatever& Paine sighed, bordly.

Silence, pathetic wimps! The Dullwings&are wearing my underwear.

&Eww& Yuna stuck out her tongue in digust.

Your underwears too big for us, and Im pretty sure theres mold in your underwear! Rikku pinched her nose.

As I said before: Whatever& Paine crossed her arms.

&Does this girl say anything except Whatever&? Voice pointed to Paine (if he could)

&Whatever&

&OK&the Dullwings&have imaginary friends named Blinky, Klinky, and Lil Puddin Tatter.

&Whos is whos? Yuna asked.

Simple&I dont know myself&

&I dont know if I told you this before, but YOURE STUPID!!! Rikku shouted.

Yeah, and if my aunt had a mustache, shed be my uncle. Besides, I cant see your imaginary friends.

We dont have any!

Rikku, stop trying to steal my boyfriend!

&Arent you supposed to have a girlfriend? Yuna asked.

Whats your point? The Gullwings stared at Voice. &OK OK. I know why youre all staring at me

Is it because youre g-- Rikku began.

No No.Its because&you wanna give me a hug.

Hug? &NOW YOU DIE!!!!!!! Rikku took out a giant laser gun.

Yknow, the last person who tried that failed miserably. Voice checked his nails. (If he could) Rikku tried blasting him, then fell over.
Silence.

Cricket

Twitch

Chocolate

&AWWWW MY EYES!! Voice shouted. YOU BLASTED MY EYES!!!

Really? Rikku asked, hopefully.

&No.

&Im soooo outta here! Rikku disappeared.

Dont forget about me! Yuna disappeared also.

&I dont like you. Paine said. She disappeared.

I hate you too, Lil Puddin Tatter! Voice called. He checked his list. Oooohhhhhhh!!! The Emo guy!
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Well that took about&4EVER 2 UPDATE lol. I got the imaginary friend idea from Ashling (aka Famousraven and Cornelia-lover on Fanfiction.net. Shes writing a Pokemon Know-Your-Stars thing) Im running out of ideas. If anyone has anything 4 the next chapter, dont b afraid 2 tell me, cause Ill use them :3

Next up: Cloud

Me and Claire: Hi!
Ashling: Hi!
Claire: R u gonna b on 2day? (AIM)
Me: Yup. R we gonna talk about u-no-wut?
Claire: no the u-no-who.
Me: u-no-he or u-no-she?
Claire: U-no-he.
Me: OK wut about u-no-he?
Claire: Ill tell u later
Me: OK
Ashling: U lost me at hi.

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