Chapter 11 - The Forign...I mean...Grand ninja Yuffie

Wow1 I updated quickly again!!PARTY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! …cough… I don't think i'll stop till I do every character of KH...I'm not even sure of that O.o Well, enjoy another 1 for the day ^^
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Chapter 11: Yuffie


Yuffie poofed into the dark room. The spotlight and chair appeared.

"S'asseoir en bas, Yuffie." voice said in French. (Sit down, Yuffie)

"Excuse me, what?" Yuffie asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Ne faire pas denny me ! M'assied juste !" (Don't denny me! Just sit down!)

"IF YOU WANT ME TO UNDERSTAND YOU, YOU MUST SPECK ENGLISH!!!" Yuffie shouted.

".. Dois-je ?" Voice sounded like he was about to cry. (...Do I have to?)

"...What?"

"JUST SIT DOWN AND STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!!!!!!!" Voice yelled. Yuffie quickly sat down. Mind-as-well not get the scary, foregn voice mad...

"what are you gonna do...?" Yuffie asked.

"Savoir vos toiles. Savoir vos toiles. Savoir vos toiles." Voice said in French, again. (pretty self exclaminory..Know your stars. Know your stars. Know your stars.)

"English would be very nice..." Yuffie scratched her head.

"Yuffie Kisaragi. ..wants una galleta." Voice said in Spanish. (Yuffie Kisaragi...wants a cookie)

" I want a what?" I think Yuffie's confused...

" Pienso que usted es mudo!" Voice pointed at the poor, confused ninja. (I think you're dumb)

"My...head...hurts..." Yuffie put her hands on the head.

"Yuffie Kisaragi. ..doesn't adora a su madre, m!" Voice started crying.

"There is something seriosly wrong with you..." Yuffie released her head and glared at voice (who she can't see)

" Er De fra sr ?" Now voice was specking Norwegian. (Are you from the South?)

"I know you can speck English."

“…So what if I can?”

“SEE!!!??? I knew it!” Yuffie pointed at the ceiling. Voice looked up. He gasped. “What?” Yuffie asked, putting her hand down.

“The…” Voice hesitated. (Voice hesitating…IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!) “…THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Yuffie slapped her forehead.

“What is your deal?”

“I don’t know. I guess it’s because of a lack of finer in my diet.”

“WHAT DIET!? YOU’RE A VOICE!!!!”

“SILENCE, OR DADDY WON’T TELL YUU-YUU A STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“YOU ARE NOT ANYONE’S FATHER!!!!” Riku and Cloud shouted from outside the studio. A little kid, no older than five came.

“But…he’s my daddy…” He said, innocently. Riku and Cloud stared at him.

“…Well…YOU’RE NOT OUR FATHER!!!!”

“Security!” Voice shouted. Three security guards appeared and took Riku and Cloud away. “Bye bye, sons.”

“What…was…THAT!?” Yuffie shouted.

“NOTHING. NOW LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, YUU-YUU!!” Yuffie gulped. Voice cleared his throat. “Once upon a time, a girl named Little Red Riding Yuffie skipped along the forest to bring a basket of goodies to her dear, sick father (me). When one day, a wolf came and ate Little Red Riding Yuffie by taking all her cookies and goodies away. THE END!!!”

“Some story that was…”

“Where was I…Oh Yeah! Yuffie Kisaragi ate Little Red Riding Hood for breakfast this morning. MUAHAHA…but I’m very sad.”

“…OK I am soo~o outta here!” Yuffie got off the chair and started walking away.

“Wait. What about all the good times we had, Yuu-Yuu?” voice pleaded. (Voice pleading…IT’S
THE END OF…the world’s gone…MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) “Don’t leave me with your brothers!”

“I HAVE NO BROTHERS AND NO FATHER!!!”

“Yuffie…I am yo fathah!” Yuffie poofed out of the room. “Darn! Doesn’t look like that’s gonna work anymore.” He checked his list. “…I know what to do in this situation. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!”
The camera broke.
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PLEASE STAND BY
Broken camera
PLEASE STAND BY
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^^ Foreign languages make me laugh wen they’re used against me ^^ I rly wanted voice 2 speck in random languages. But then I though “WTH R PPL SUPPOSED 2 UNDERSTAND THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” So, I put the translations in parenthesis….no, I don’t speak in these languages. I used [url="]hyperlink [/url]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!!! …no idea y I did that ^_^”

Next: Leon

Mom: (messages her ankle) Never break your ankle wen ur 40!
Me: OK. I’ll break it 2moro ^^
Mom: (glares at me)

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