Things the Inuyasha cast will never say

Well, her's something that Sango will never say. It's kind of stupid. T_T


Sango: Moroku I really really enjoied it when you were touching my behind. ^_^

inuyasha:
excuse me i see a cat
BACON!!!
oh what the hell life is worthless ill go work @ BK

kagome:

do they have cable here? no? okay ill be going now screw this

bikes suck

cant you worry about other things? like what to do if a nail breaks 101?

sesshomaru:

happy days is the best song ever

unless you count the dragon tales theme song DEFINITLEY

i think ill get a tatto right....between... here. it shall be pink

From Sango
Miroku I dont want to get married with you besides I got a husband.
From Kogua
Inuyasha I never meant to call you a mutt I always looked up to me and will you watch barney with me
From Bankosiu (how ever you spell his name)
Jankotsiu (I dont know how to spell this name to) look at this prouta bag i just got

Naraku:I have to leave, Telletubbies comes on in Five minutes!!*Panics and Runs away*

That was funny.*Dries eyes from laughing*
+Fave

ummmm...inuyasha: SHIPPO! you little ball of fuzz. you are so cute!

here's one for Naraku :D
Naraku: I never really wanted the Shikon Jewel for evil..I really wanted..a pony *gets all teary-eyed*

LMAO! I luv this! lol, THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNEH! LOL. *favs*

(I mean this in the most constructive and positive way posible)Hows about taking it a step further on the Miroku and Naraku parts and have Miroku sy that he is gay, and Naraku tells Kanna that he wants to watch (insert TV show) on her mirror.

Naraku: Inuyasha, I am your father. LOL!

Also, it would be funny to have Naraku say, "I hate PMS!" LOL!

It would be funny if you made Sesshomaru say in a cheery, showing happiness and emotion, voice, "I wanna be a freakin' pansy flower!"*Skips off joyfully in a frilly pink dress* LOL!

cool i think i have a coupple:

inuyasha:uuh moe?...grour..bheee..no wait woef ya the last 1^^
sesshy:hey rin what do you think? should i get a tatoo of i love inuyasha on my butt or on my right arme?
kikyo:hey naraku?,can you make me a baboon soot to i love it^^
kagome:sango, can i have miroku you can have inuyasha if you want
shippo:can somebody get me some carrots? i hate the fracking candy its bad 4 my teeth!
sango:yow kirara wanna play feth? o wait she's a freggin cat o wel i'l ask inuyasha ^^
miroku:sesshy man i love you so mutch*touches sesshys but*nice @$$^^
naraku:PEACE TO THE WORLD!!^^
rin:sesshy, do you have any eyeshadow left? i look like a little stupid kid without it!
jaken:rin i love you so mutch!^^
kanna:where is all the collor in my cloze? i am sooo going shopping!
kagura:sesshy i hate you! i sooo love miroku more!
bankotzu:o man i hate this friggin sord its so fracking big!
souta:kagome, i want you to burn all my pokemon stuff righte now!
sesshy:inuyasha, can we sing jingle bells to gether?^^
woow that where sooo mutch never say things!

Naraku-Next time on the togetherness channel!

Ok im bad at spelling! but do you like it?

From Kagura: 1. Naraku, dad... I'm carrying Miroku's child...
2. Freedom? pfft... I wanna be Naraku's slave for ever and ever and ever and ever...

hehehe ^^

love em' here's some more.
Inuyasha:
Inu-"Come on Kagome say it!"
Kag's response-"Why?"
Inu-"Please say it!"
Kag-"Fine SIT BOY!"
Inu-"Alright! I love it when I say that."
Kikyo:
*kisses Sessho on cheek*
Sessho-"Umm Kikyo I thought you liked Inuyasha."
Kikyo-"Not anymore you're way cuter!"
Naraku:
"Kagura where's my eye shadow? Did you use it? Ah here it is. Kanna I need your mirror."
Kanna:
"I hate my look I need more color, more expresion! And why do I have to carry around this f***ing mirror all the time? *throws mirror sharttering noises* There that's gone now I'm going shopping" *smiles and skips to the store.
"Screw you Naraku I ain't doin' what you say no more!"
LOL

Sesshy rules! here are two things he would never say (they arent meant as insults, I love my Sesshy!): "I'll save you!" and "Rin! Did you take my eye shadow?"

I LOVE THIS STORY I LAUGHED SO HARD I HAD TEARS IN MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL! you obviously like Inuyasha too you should email me someitme y email si BukWormBritt@aol.com I LOVE THIS FAN FIC

dang...your funny, youv got talent..XD i laughed when i read this o and i have a suggestion,you probably wont lik it though, Inuyasha:Lets play fetch!Come on Kagome..PLEASE throw the stick!

...actualy .. i think Sesshoumaru and kagura DO hook up in the manga.... so... thats kinda doesn't work... and i have a couple!

Inu-yasha: FINALY! a fire-hidrent!

Sesshoumaru: What IS my fluff for?

Naraku: *sniff* I want my mommy!

Sesshoumaru: *sniff* I want my mommy!

Kagura: I ride on a feather... why do I ride on a feather.....

well you may not like them but there just some of mine.

don't hate your life you got alot of friends LOOOve the one about "i luv cows"
got one 4 Kouga: i luv you Sango

Bwahahahaha! That's sooooo funny! *adds to faves. That's GREAT! Heh heh. I especially liked it when you said: "Time to get you fixed Inuyasha." I would have NEVER thought of THAT! ^o^ woot woot!

1 4 NARAKU!!!!!!!!! "I hate this baboon pelt!I'm going to the mall to buy some real clothes!!"

Supid,yes?
Comment 4 the insane?

From Naraku

1. hey look at mah big, hairy baboon butt!

2. forget the shikon no tama, i want Rin!

3. here Kagura, have your heart back, i dont want it.

4. weeeeeeee! *skips around like a little school girl* dont i look so pretty in a skirt?!?

5. Kana, lemme see the mirror, i think im getting split ends.

6. man...sesshomaru is SO hott! ^_~ maybe i should go kill Rin and take her place...

thats it! ^_____^ hehehe dont ask where all that came from, cause im not even sure XD lol weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! but i luv what youve gotten down so far! XD

Lol, abducted by purple carrots - haha! Hmm..I got one for Sango, and one for Shippo

Shippo: Kagome sucks! Why can't I have a better mother!?
Sango: I love hentais!

For InuYasha.

'Kagome...I lied.I am NOT straight.I am gay.*walks up to Kouga*I love you.'
LOL
Dunno what that is...^_^

That's o.k. I don't have a life neither mine sucks more than yours I could be in Florida at the beach but no, nobody can take me down there ,man I hate livin in Texas in fact I hate my whole dang life!!

"I was apducted by purple carrots"?That too funny!Here's one 4 Sesshy: Jaken,you're the best freaking toad this side of Japan!
I couldn't help myself because I have no life!

Ew I like dat idea *writes it down* I'll be sure to put that on there

hahahahaa!!!!! XD. i like when sesshoumaru says i love cows. he should say "I think I should braid my hair today, what'd think Rin?"

lol, now that is funny! The sesshomaru ones are hilarious. =D

*smiles and just shakes head* i love cows....HAHA...that was cute, i give u points

for miroku: I promise never to look at another girl's butt for the rest of my life. it's disrespectful

hahahahahahahahaaaaaa thats really funny!

Ha ha! That's great. I love Kagome's #5m, Sesshoumaru #2and 6! Too fuuny! Do some Shichinintai ones next, ok?

C'mon ppl I need Idea's

you could have came up w/ a better comment Cody!

Hi. Cool. Readable. Interesting.

COOL!!!! OH! I got one:
(from Inuyasha)"Kagome! get your @$$ back down that well! I told you not to come back for a whole week! grr!"
... uh, Yay? -_-'

ohh! i have one!
Sesshomaru: Why did I have to be born a dog demon? Bunnies are so cute and adorable! I want to be a bunny demon! fear my bunny wrath! Mwuhahahaha!!!!

sry. i just think that would be funny.

"1. what was I thinkin goin' for InuYasha? I should have went for Naraku", hahaha, that cracked me up XDD. Great ideas :)).
Maybe.... how about Inuyasha --> " Kagome, will you take me on a walk ? Pleaaase ?? * puppy eyes*" ;)

um how bout
inu-yasha
stop calling my inu-yasha call me doggy boy!!
lol crappy i know.

So friggen funny!Here's one for Kagome:
Come on Inuyasha!We're going to get u fixed!
Bad,I know,but I gots a guttermind and I have no life so I couldn't help it.^-^

add more add more I got one for Kouga!!!!!!!
(here it is --->) Kouga: Kagome I lied I'm gay, I don't want you as my women...I want Inuyasha. Inu your my man!!!!

(Yaio I know) x.x

really good! add more