Chapter 2 - 15 ways to get people angry at you on a plane

Poke the person next to you
Loudly hum an annoying tune
Press the service button, and then when the lady comes say, Um&..I forgot what I wanted.
Start dancing in the aisle
Open and close the window over and over
Sing a really annoying song
Hog the armrest (works best if sitting in the middle)
Every time someone goes to the bathroom, say, Remember, no smoking!
Play your music really loud
Laugh at really random things
Start yelling, WERE GONNA DIE! every time there is turbulence
Ask the guy next to you how babies are born
Scream, WEEEEEEEEEEEE! as you take off and land
Start hitting on some random dude&..and then tell them their ugly
Read this list out loud in the aisle (with dramatic music in the backround)

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