Chapter 1 - From Parents and Teachers

"The fact I have to ask if you had drugs is bad enough. The fact you have an answer is even worse." - My mother

"Our family is full of the insane....for instane, you have the child standing next to me." - My mother

"Did that table have crack or something? Why didn't we get any?" - Ms. Hale

"CANNONBALL!"- Coach Right

"....Dur...."- Mr. Shields

"Ok....this is akward..." - My father

"Oh god..."- Mr. Alexander

"Next time you want to insult someone, call them a haploid. You're pretty much telling them that they have one less chromasome then a beet"- Mr. Alexander

"Did you know that some of our close relatives, genetic-wise, are yeast and bananas?"- Mr. Alexander

".....Crap"- Ms. Currie

"Here Ollie. Have a cookie."- Mr. Alexander

*Will add more later*

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