Chapter 4 - DéspairsRay @ Linnanmäki part 4

After the lining and ticket checking..

Hizumi: ”AAAGH! What is that?! O.O (points at the mirror)”
Others: ”... -.-”
Karyu: ”(stops for a moment before a mirror and checks out his own image)”
Zero: ”Here he goes again.. -_-’’”
Karyu: ”(turning around, observing himself fully around and sending flying kisses to the image)”
Others: ”-____-’’’ Onwards, please..”

The band slalomed through the mirrors to the next room..

Hizumi: ”Aa, fhack! The floor is moving! O_O’’”
Tsukasa: ”That's the point. Did you know that these plates are bla dee blap.." and everyone were already moving to the next corridor.
Karyu: ”(walking past the beach-scenery window) Wow! A pussy! O.O (clutches against the window) I can't see it.. T^T”
Tsukasa: ”That is an optical illusion that is produced by bla blapblap.." and everyone continues to the next room.

The heros came through a dark corridor and arrived to a bridge that was surrounded by a spinning pipe decorated with bright spots. Tsukasa walked ahead.

Tsukasa: ”This is also an optical illusion--"
Others: ”Shaddap!”
Hizumi: ”Hey, wow! Feels like I'd fall over the bridge @.@”
Zero: ”Hizu-kun! Don't lean that far over the edge! o.o (quickly manages to catch Hizumi by his pants before the vocalist fell in to the pipe)”
Karyu: ”(touching the upper part of the pipe with his hands and whistles) ^____^”

In the next room the gravity treats the band with a trick...

Everyone: ”Whoooa~”
Tsukasa: ”And this has been produced by—”
Others: ”Now dammit--!”

Then Zero fell forward on his nose.

Zero: ”x__x”
Hizumi: ”(dragging himself up along the labyrinth handlebars) Gnaahh~ ><”
Zero: ”(crawling up along the floor)”
Karyu: ”(dragging Zero by the arm) Now daaaamn~”
Tsukasa: ”(dragging Zero and Karyu behind him) This is just gravity's tricks!”
Hizumi: ”(dragging Tsukasa with him through the labyrinth) Gravity's in your pants!”

As everyone already expected something happened to the vocalist..

Hizumi: ”.. Fhack (rolls down along the floor to the end of the labyrinth with his bandmates)”
BONG!
Everyone: ”X____X”

Despite the few bruises they made it and continued to the next room..

Hizumi: ”This is just like inside a pirate ship ^^”
Tsukasa: ”(is just going to open his mouth and tell a story about the swinging room)”
Zero: ”If you're gonna say something about optical illusion you'll regret it.”
Tsukasa: ”(shuts his mouth)”
Karyu: ”Muaha! Jack Sparrow dessssu ^^w (swings and drinks from the imaginary bottle of rum)”

Next they arrive to a wobbling bridge.

Zero: ”Daaaamn, this is not gonna hold out! .___.”
Hizumi: ”(bouncing on the bridge) Wheee~”
Zero: ”Dammit, stop bouncing! O.O”
Karyu: ”Relaax~ ^____^”
Tsukasa: ”(remains silent)”
Mukuro: ”(appears from somewhere dark)”
Everyone: ”WTF?! O.O”
Zero: ”It's.. a corpse..”
Hizumi: ”Fhack, it's that pony! O.O’’”
Mukuro: ”Pony, corpse, what the fracking ever ^^ (creeps closer to the guitarist)”
Karyu: ”(runs to the next room)”
Mukuro: ”(tackles Karyu)”
Karyu: ”X________X”
Mukuro: ”Muha! ^^w”
Tsukasa: ”(saves Karyu and drags him forward) Everybody run!”

The band escapes the corp-- Mukuro to a spinning pipe, where Zero tripped on the hem of his dress.

Zero: ”X___X”
Mukuro: ”Muhuhuh~ (threateningly approaches Zero madness gleaming in her eyes for the half naked thigh)”

Unfortunately Mukuro, as she is a corpse, the leprosy striked and she lost her legs on her way.

Mukuro: ”Nnoouu~ I choose you, Banana-sama! (throws a banana at Zero)”

The banana recieved a half human form and stomped towards the stumbling Zero.

Tsukasa: ”Quick! To the stairs (leads the band to the moving stairs)”
Hizumi: ”Aagh! Whuaat ze fhaack?! o.o”
Karyu: ”(tries to climb on his own feet) Deeebiru~” (transl. Devil)
Zero: ”Wait for me!~ T__T”

The banana approaches threateningly Hizumi as her target this time..

Hizumi: ”... O.O’’’ How is that even possible..?”

Then they arrived to the slides at the end of the stairs.

Zero: ”Ah, safety! T___T”
Banana-sama: ”Kekekekekeke~”
Hizumi: ”Ssshiit~ (jumps on the carpet with Zero)”

Zero and Hizumi quickly slid down and Karyu and Tsukasa settled to be the next. It was only the matter of a few seconds and simple luck that Banana-sama's legs splattered in between the moving stairs. Banana-sama became bananasplit and so the band managed to escape. Down...

Hizumi: ”frack.. let's never go back there again .___.”
Others: ”(nod)”

As they survived from the shock the band decided to continue the trip..

to be continued...

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