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Chapter 6 - DéspairsRay @ Linnanmäki part 6

A funny Despafic by my friend and I. The idea came from a silly thought of if the boys visited the Finnish amusement park Linnanmäki. Note that Mukuro is me and Banana-sama is my friend and that the shounen-ai content in this fic is very mild.

Chapter 6 - DéspairsRay @ Linnanmäki part 6

Chapter 6 - DéspairsRay @ Linnanmäki part 6

Because the ride was unearthly wild and full of foul language our story continues after the ride was over.

Zero: ”(takes support from the railing, swaying) @__@ I think I feel sick again..”
Hizumi: ”Shall we go again? ^^w”
Tsukasa: ”^^w”
Zero: ”You go ahead.. I think I'll pass..”
Hizumi: ”It couldn't be that bad.”
Karyu: ”(sits on the ground his legs folded against his chest and drawing circles on the ground with his finger) Pu pu pu pu...”

It was the guitarist's turn to choose the ride. And, how could that be, it was the Horseriding.

Others: ”Well, yay.. -.-”
Karyu: ”^____^”

The members jumped on the mechanical horses and the ride began..

Karyu: ”Yaay!”
Hizumi: ”Whee~”
Zero: ”Is the poison still effecting..?”
Tsukasa: ”Hard to say..”
Hizumi: ”Why's my pony yellow..?”
Tsukasa: ”Yellow? o.O’’”
Hizumi: ”And it feels funny..”
Karyu: ”Now that you mention it, my pony feels funny too.. As if it's breathing..”
Others: ”... ...”
Pony ”(sweatdrop)”
Karyu: ”It really feels like it's moving in other way that it should.. (shrugs) Oh, well..”
Hizumi: ”We could go to get something to eat after this.”
Karyu: ”(raising a fist in the air) Beer and sausages!—Woah! O.O”
Tsukasa: ”What now, Karyu-san?”
Karyu: ”It felt like this pony had just trembled for a moment.. Just like a vibrator..”
Zero: ”Oh, Devil, it's that corpse pony! O.O”
Everyone: ”O____O”

Soon as the ride was over the band and that one of the Mania headed tho the Lintsiburger. As they got their food they sat down to eat in the terrace.

Tsukasa: ”(in English) So you are a.. Mania?”
Mukuro: ”Hai.. Mukuro desssu ^^w”
Tsukasa: ”(eager) Ah, soo ka? ..(starts to explain something inexplained)”
Mukuro: ”... (looks at the others) (in English) Well.. my Japanese skills are very minor..”
Hizumi & Zero: ”Aaa..”

Silence.

Hizumi: ”Whee~ (chomps a big bite of his hamburger)”
Tsukasa: ”You haven't heard what they mean with serenity of apettite*, nee? With manners like that you'll only embarrass yourself and us and you disturb the other people trying to eat. I recommend you to stop making those noises and to concencrate to yo--”
Hizumi: ”Bwah! (stuffs spiral french fries in Tsukasa's mouth) Just shut up and eat!”
Tsukasa: ”(mouth full of fries) ...”

Zero: ”Where did you get that?”
Karyu: ”(drinking Coca-Cola) What?”
Zero: ”That (pointing at the 1,5 litres Coca-Cola mug)”
Karyu: ”Ah, (pointing Mukuro) she bought me this.”
Zero: ”Don't drink any more from it! Who knows how it affects! Are you even sure it's Coca-Cola?”
Karyu: ”...”

Hizumi: ”(victorious) I knew I'd get you silent!”
Tsukasa: ”...”
Hizumi: ”Ketchup?”
Tsukasa: ”...”

Zero: ”Karyu-san? Karyu! Are you alright?”
Karyu: ”(getting blue) I'll.. go.. to bathroom! (runs away)”
Mukuro: ”(follows Karyu) Boha! I knew I'd make it!”
Zero: ”Wait just a moment! (goes after Karyu and Mukuro)”

Hizumi: ”(looks after Karyu, Mukuro and Zero) Oh, so that's the way it is..”
Tsukasa: ”(mouth still full of fries) ...”
Hizumi: ”You know.. You're pretty sexy, when you're silent..”
Tsukasa: ”O_O”
Hizumi: ”But, if you want, I can help you to get rid of those fries (winks).”

Meanwhile in the bathroom...

Karyu: ”(barf)”
Mukuro: ”(sneaks closer) I knew I'd finally make it! Finally Itoshii is mine! Bohahahah~”
Karyu: ”Huh?! (notices Mukuro)”
Mukuro: ”Ah, Itoshii!”
Zero: ”HANDS OFF!”
Mukuro: ”Nani..? PA-OON!”
Zero: ”Nyaa!~ (attacks to tear Mukuro off of Karyu)
...
Mukuro: ”(lieing in the garbage-can behind the Lintsiburger, her legs in the air) So close... T^T”
Zero: ”Karyu-san, you're not so blue anymore.”
Karyu: ”Pu pu pu pu..

Hizumi: ”Well but.. Are you saying my help won't do?”
Tsukasa: ”O___O’’ (finally manages to swallow all the fries) Yes!”
Hizumi: ”T__T That was offensive..”
Zero: ”(arriving back with Karyu) Now that you have eaten, then I guess I get my.. Where the Hell is my hamburger?!”
Hizumi: ”Umm.. That Karyu's molester took it. (secretly wipes hamburger sauce from his lips) Didn't she, Tsukachi-san? ^^’’”
Tsukasa: ”Yea, she did.. yea, of course ^^’’’”
Zero: ”Well, I guess I'll eat later.. Karyu-san, would you buy me some cotton candy?”
Karyu: ”Kattaan kyyyaaannndiii desssssu~ (runs to buy some)”
Hizumi: ”O__O”
Tsukasa: ”(whispering) Hizu-kun, you have sauce behind your ear..”
Karyu: ”(running back) Heeerrree-ee! (giving the sugar to Zero)”
Zero: ”(eats it) Hey, why there's a hole?”
Karyu: ”Where? *.* I don't understand what you're saying..”
Zero: ”On my cotton candy!”
Karyu: ”... Hey, what's that ride? (points the Sateenkaari)” (a ride that goes sideways)

The band got seated and attached the safety railings.

Hizumi: ”Whee~”
Karyu: ”Pa-oon!”
Zero: ”^____^”
Tsukasa: ”...”

Soon the machine started..

to be continued...

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