Chapter 4 - Ways to Royally Tick Off the Akatsuki.

Ways to Tick Off the Akatsuki.

1) Super glue sunglasses on Itachi.
2) Give Kakuzu a fake treasure map and watch as he goes insane looking for it.
3) Hide all the sweets in the base and when Tobi comes looking for some take out a box of cookies
and eat them in front of him.
4) When Zetsu enters a room grab a pair of hedgeclippers and scream, "______ is a good gardner!" in
a Tobiish way.
5) Follow Deidara around only saying, "Un!"
6) Constantly call Sasori Pinocchio.
7) Buy a fake diary, write Hidan's name on the front and pretend to read things like, "Dear Diary,
All I've ever wanted was a cute white fluffy wittle wunny bunny and skip through a field of
beautiful flowers. -Love Princess Hidan."
8) Hum the Darth Vader them whenever Itachi enters the room.
9) In an important meeting, stand up and threaten to take Kisame to the vet to get fix if he doesn't
stop humping all the pillows in the base.
10) Pull down Deidara's pants in front of everyone and say, "Huh, you ARE a man."
11) Learn a jutsu that turns everyone into chibies.
12) Ask Leader if the real reason he always hides in the shadows is because he's REALLY ugly.
13) Teach Tobi 'This is the song that never ends' or 'I know a song that gets on everybodys
nerves.'
14) Replace Kisame's body wash and shampoo with purple dye then go around calling him Barney.
15) Ask Zetsu how he walks with the plant thing on tell him it makes him top heavy and that he
shouldn't be able to walk.
16) Get Tobi to give you piggyback rides then start demanding everyone else to do the same.
17) Constantly steal Konan's clothes and put them in Deidara's room.
18) Disguise yourself as Naruto and go strolling through the base when someone charges you change
back and go "Ha ha, fooled ya!"
19) Every morning ask Itachi if he remembered to take his happy pills.
20) Steal Hidan's necklace and when he goes nuts looking for it walk up to him and say, "How do you
like my new bling bling?"
21) Spray the front of Leader sama's pants with water and announce to everyone that he went
wee-wee.
22) Corner Tobi (if possible)and lick his mask and shout, "He does taste like a lollypop! Itachi I
owe you a coke!"
23) Ask Sasori if he will play dolls with you. If he agrees tell him, "Dolls are for sissies."
24) Tell everyone that when the Boogeyman goes to sleep for the day he checks his closet for
Itachi.
25) Destroy all of Sasori's puppets then scatter Deidara's clay all around.
26) Introduce Kisame to Lee.
27) Put Hidan's scythe up for sell on e-bay, get Kakuzu to buy it, then tell Hidan Kakuzu stole his
scythe.
28) Let Zetsu see you walk into a plant store and ask what kind of weed killer to use to get rid of
a giant venus flytrap.
29) Find out if Leader sama's piercing are made of real metal by using a powerful magnet.
30) Give Itachi shark sushi when Kisame's around.
31) Ask Kisame if goldfish crackers offend him.
32) Put insulting stickers on Tobi's mask.
33) Dye everyone's underwear pink.
34) Strut through the house butt naked, if anyone asks why you're doing that tell them, "It's my
birthday, I'm in my birthday suit."
35) Run around with Tobi singing, "Best Friend" by Run-Around.
36) Burn all of Konan's origami then place a note that says, "My bad --Itachi."
37) Talk only to one side of Zetsu but completely ignore the other.
38) Go to Hidan's bedroom door everyday and say you're there on behalf of Johova's Witnesses and try
to convert him.
39) Replace Deidara's clay with play dough.

Yeah, I'm picking on the Akatsuki. But I haven't thought up any for the other characters yet.

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