Chapter 1 - Ditto the Title ;)

I'm scared about this great big bump,
that I found down on my rump,
It's really gay, like forest gump,
I'm scared of it, cos it's a lump,
I got it when I had a hump.

---EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!---

My grandma has an ugly cat,
That spends its days on my grandma's mat,
It's spoilt, and has a silly hat,
I once fed it a sewer rat,
it's dead now but I ate it's fat,

---EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!---

When I was learning how to drive,
I crashed the car into a hive,
The bee's left no-one to survive,
I thought my brother still was live,
So I listened to Hi-Five,

---EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!---

I have run out of my rhymes,
So I will just talk like this,
I'm so lazy, kill me now,
Don't or I will tell your truth,
About your affair with eskimo jake,

---EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!---

The End

(C) Tom :P

You are not authorized to comment here. Your must be registered and logged in to comment