Chapter 1 - The Doomy News Report!
Submitted January 4, 2005 Updated January 4, 2005 Status Incomplete | My Plans for World Domination! A News Report of DOoM! DoOmY dOoMy update!
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Chapter 1 - The Doomy News Report!
Chapter 1 - The Doomy News Report!
NewWorld Orderness! News report #1
Firstoff I would like to say Hi! I am your new Lizzard Queeng!
Obeyme or be eaten by bloodthirsty gerbils! I have decided (for my own sick twistedkicks of course) to over throw this lame planet and take over! So far Iappointed a few “select” people to aid me in my quest of world Domination. Allyou slave-human peoples will obey them and not question their ways. If they tell you to lick a shampoo bottleyou will do so without Hesitation! Crumbs to you pigs; learn to like pain,k’mon it can bee funnnn! …Besides you ain’t gots no choice anyway, ya stupidz!
The Baron of C.O.W. (CowOrientated World) *formally known as Asia* is Yin-Yang15 A.K.A. The Baron Hank,( one of the cool few, Much smarter, wiser than you, Hey! This is haiku!)The Baron of Euro-mc-cluck-cluck (formally known as Europe) Is ………..THE….. Poultry Goddess chicken namedCow …(((OOOHHHMMM)))))SING CHOIRS OF CHICKEN ANGELS.BEFORETHE GREAT METAMORPHASIS SHE WAS BLIZZARDCOMICS
Even Lizzard Queengs need a little religion, so myvery own Poultry Goddess Kicks @$$! Dubyas and lesser morons tremble in fear
TheBaron of North America is???
TheBaron of South America is???
TheBaron of is Australia???
TheBaron of Antarctica is???
Kom’on peoples! Opportunity knocks! Get yourself a littleself-respect by being abusive to someone you have total control OVER! DUH! SODON’T BE STUUUPID! KICKASS AND GIT JOO OWN CONTINENT! ALL YA GOTS TA TO DO ISLINE UP AND START PUCKRIN FOR ONE SMALL KISS O MY SPHINKTER, SMOOCHSMOOCH,(suave, strauberry,mmm,mmm,,,SMEELLLZZGOOOD!!!
HeadGenerals in my Army Against the resistance are Bibo (BlizzardComics Demon)
andSweebee (Yin-Yang 15’s Demon) !
RelatedDocuments to this are:
Lawsof C.O.W By Yin-Yang 15
A Statementto the people of C.O.W. By Yin-Yang 15
TheNew World Order:Euro-mc-cluck-cluck. By BlizzardComics
MustRead Immediately!
AlsoDubya is public enemy #1!
Listof possible Barons are as follows; Bishyboylover, Insanity_Pandemonium, AndSephri0th666777!
BOW DOWN! OBEY! *does the Obeyness dance* Come ondoges! Join in!( at 5 we’ll be havin a pool party down by the breakers, withpin-coladas and cabana boyz, BYOB! Be careful don’t let a chicken drive youhome they’ll take advantage of you and they don’t know what condoms are! XD)
Firstoff I would like to say Hi! I am your new Lizzard Queeng!
Obeyme or be eaten by bloodthirsty gerbils! I have decided (for my own sick twistedkicks of course) to over throw this lame planet and take over! So far Iappointed a few “select” people to aid me in my quest of world Domination. Allyou slave-human peoples will obey them and not question their ways. If they tell you to lick a shampoo bottleyou will do so without Hesitation! Crumbs to you pigs; learn to like pain,k’mon it can bee funnnn! …Besides you ain’t gots no choice anyway, ya stupidz!
The Baron of C.O.W. (CowOrientated World) *formally known as Asia* is Yin-Yang15 A.K.A. The Baron Hank,( one of the cool few, Much smarter, wiser than you, Hey! This is haiku!)The Baron of Euro-mc-cluck-cluck (formally known as Europe) Is ………..THE….. Poultry Goddess chicken namedCow …(((OOOHHHMMM)))))SING CHOIRS OF CHICKEN ANGELS.BEFORETHE GREAT METAMORPHASIS SHE WAS BLIZZARDCOMICS
Even Lizzard Queengs need a little religion, so myvery own Poultry Goddess Kicks @$$! Dubyas and lesser morons tremble in fear
TheBaron of North America is???
TheBaron of South America is???
TheBaron of is Australia???
TheBaron of Antarctica is???
Kom’on peoples! Opportunity knocks! Get yourself a littleself-respect by being abusive to someone you have total control OVER! DUH! SODON’T BE STUUUPID! KICKASS AND GIT JOO OWN CONTINENT! ALL YA GOTS TA TO DO ISLINE UP AND START PUCKRIN FOR ONE SMALL KISS O MY SPHINKTER, SMOOCHSMOOCH,(suave, strauberry,mmm,mmm,,,SMEELLLZZGOOOD!!!
HeadGenerals in my Army Against the resistance are Bibo (BlizzardComics Demon)
andSweebee (Yin-Yang 15’s Demon) !
RelatedDocuments to this are:
Lawsof C.O.W By Yin-Yang 15
A Statementto the people of C.O.W. By Yin-Yang 15
TheNew World Order:Euro-mc-cluck-cluck. By BlizzardComics
MustRead Immediately!
AlsoDubya is public enemy #1!
Listof possible Barons are as follows; Bishyboylover, Insanity_Pandemonium, AndSephri0th666777!
BOW DOWN! OBEY! *does the Obeyness dance* Come ondoges! Join in!( at 5 we’ll be havin a pool party down by the breakers, withpin-coladas and cabana boyz, BYOB! Be careful don’t let a chicken drive youhome they’ll take advantage of you and they don’t know what condoms are! XD)
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SoaringKitty on July 29, 2005, 8:05:03 AM
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I want south America. Or Canada.bishyboylover on January 23, 2005, 3:35:25 AM
Wh00t!*starts playing her guitar really badly and all the strings break* o__o Well,that was a waste of time...WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!*whacks herself continuously with her now broken guitar* POTATO SALAD!POTATO SALAD!!!Ooh,Sephy bad at playing drums!*hits Sephy wit da drums* Sephy ish your new name!Gots it,Sephy?Sephir0th666777 on January 5, 2005, 4:31:14 AM
yes sir i do!though i'm not so much good at it as i am "loud" at it
bishyboylover on January 4, 2005, 10:47:04 AM
You play drums?That's weird... o__o coz I just started playing guitar! XD And I liek hitting peoples with frying pans... o__o Yes,me weird...Sephir0th666777 on January 4, 2005, 10:40:02 AM
*Turn Guitar into Drum set and starts playing*at least hit me with something i can play!
bishyboylover on January 4, 2005, 10:34:43 AM
FROGGAY!!*grabs Froggy and starts dancing with it* Wh00t!But this is for eating him in the first place!*whacks Sephy wit a frying pan and a guitar at the same time* HAHA!!!I WHACK j00!!!Sephir0th666777 on January 4, 2005, 10:31:17 AM
*adding to first comment*Also, North America has Suncoast!
Behold!
Cheap Anime posters and Ghost in the Shell 2 for 15 dollars!
Huzzah!
Sephir0th666777 on January 4, 2005, 10:28:48 AM
*Brings froggy back to life*Behold! Yon Miricle!
I Be Good at Froggy life bringing back to!
*Crickets chirping*
bishyboylover on January 4, 2005, 9:46:52 AM
o__o You ate Froggy...MURDERER!!!I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!*lunges at Sephy with a fork but is held back by her dark side* LET ME AT 'IM!I'M GONNA KILL j00!GRRRR!!!!!! >Sephir0th666777 on January 4, 2005, 9:24:15 AM
*boils frog and eats it*yes, yes i do
Muhahahhahhahahaha
bishyboylover on January 4, 2005, 6:32:01 AM
MUST TORTURE SEPHY WITH FROGS!!!!*shoves a frog in Sephy's face* LOOK!IT'S A FROG!!!DON'T YOU LIKE FROGS?!?!HHMM??!!YOU LIKE FROGS,DON'TCHA SEPHY!!!!!Sephir0th666777 on January 4, 2005, 6:26:38 AM
This is great!lol!
Dibs on North America!
Now those who have been jerks will suffer!
Bigtime!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
.....and also, George Bush will be burned at the stake, for he be a witch
bishyboylover on January 4, 2005, 4:56:07 AM
XD AWESOMNESS!!!BOW BEFORE ZE LIZZARD QUEENG!!!!ALMIGHTY RULER OF THIS PUNY DIRT ROCK OF WHICH TE DUBYA HAS FALLEN!!!!What can I be Baron of??I BE BARON OF AFRICA!!!!BUT!AFRICA SHALL NOW BE KNOWN AS F.R.O.G.S.!!!(Foreign Republic Of Great Snacks)Watcha think?Me be Baron of F.R.O.G.S.? I'll cry if you say no... ;__;