Chapter 1 - Things happen

Things Happen


Our hero Jinx was riding through a deep dark eerie forest on an evil quest,
for he was out to save the The Wicked Witch of the West from Dorothy and her evil henchmen.
While he was looking fearfully about for (yep you guessed it)Lion and Tigers
and Bears,)an Chameleon fell out of a tree and onto his shoulder, our brave hero screamed like a
little girl and fell to the ground yelling OH-E-WALLA-WALLA-WING-BANG(nobody knows why he yell that)
and ran into a tree, and when he managed to get his sword out of his scabbard, he nearly impaled his
own horse, after a only two hours of screaming and crying our brave hero managed to ask
"Who are you and what do you want?" The Chameleon replied that his name was Roger and he was there to
help Jinx on his quest, by aiding him one time when he was needed most.
Jinx was so happy when he finally believed that he wasn't going to be eating, prepared to
mount his horse once again, and in a show of good faith Roger even gave him a clean pair of drawer since
our hero somehow wet himself.
As they rode through the Forbidden forest they came upon a Salamander who was looking
around by an old house, as bad luck would have it, our hero was having an out of body experience and had
gone comatose with only a little drooling, so Roger asked him what he was looking for, The salamander
replied the tin man, so he could melt him down for scrap metal, Roger thought for a secound and said
"Why don't you come with us, for we are on a quest to destory him and his freind the evil and vile girl
Dorothy."
The Salamander smiled an evil grin and agreed to help on the quest only one time,
and so our hero's continued on.
As they traveled they saw a Komodo dragon and a Gecko who was both climbing on a pole in
the middle of a fork in the road, after watching for a moment, Roger (as always) asked (our hero was
busy cowering and yelling Baby Jesus save me, which where sure was to distract them as a part of his
master unkown plan) Roger asked " What are you guys doing?" Thay replied that they where looking for the
Scarecrow, He had give them some bad dierctions and they wanted pay back, they introduced themselves as
Out and Over.
Jinx now had come upon a plan, and said come with us for my emeny Dorothy has redriuted him, Over and
Out both gave an evil smileand agreed they would help him one time each to aid in The Scarecrow and
Drothy's down fall, and off they went.
As they neared OZ it became so cold and had begun to snow, unkown to our
hero's was caused by the horrible good witch of the north. Jinx had become so cold that the drool he had
forgotten to wipe off his face had started to freeze, and the Lizards couldn't move, Jinx turned to the
Salamander and said I need to you to make it warm and hurry! So the Salamander used his power and melted
all the snow, and with this fulfilled his obligation and disappeared.
Now happy and warm and the drool running freely once more our hero's continued on.
Once they had reached the gates of Oz and had knocked, the gurd opened a window and
told them they couldn't come in and barred the gates, furious Jinx turned to the Komodo Dragon and said
he wanted Oz gone!!! So So Over knocked down the gate and started eating all the munchkins (thankfully
he had the munchies from a little smoking he did)once he ate the last one he too disappeared,
Our brave hero's continued on, until they came upon the witches castle and saw Dorothys
evil henchmen sneaking around outside, Jinx turned to Roger and said I need your help getting in and
with that Roger used his powers to blend in was able to sneak him and the others into the castle, with
that Roger said goodbye and good luck you big sissy,(which where sure was lizard for tough guy) and he
too disappeared,And so Out the gecko, and Jinx continued on in search of the Witch before Dorothy found
her, well searching the castle they heard yelling from the tower across from them,
Dorothy was trapped by the Witch, but she was armed with a bucket of water, and Jinx knew from
experience how horrible it was to take a shower, Jinx looked at Out and said make me fly over and save
the Witch, and without waiting for a reply jumped, and fell to his doom, and the Witch was destroyed and
the quest failed (where hoping he had anouther out of body experience and is still alive some where)
The Moral of this story is if you can guess
Gecko's are only good for saving you a ton of money on car insurance!!
The End (or is it)

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