Chapter 1 - Sanji

Luciado: Uh… AHAHAHAHAHA! And now, the scary lady from The Grudge to do the disclaimer, Kayako!



Kayako (scary lady from The Grudge): Uuuuuuuhhh…



Luciado: Kayako! Say “excuse me” when you burp!



Kayako: (bones pop)



Toshiho (scary boy from The Grudge): … Luciado does not own One Piece or Ju-On.



Luciado: Thank you, Toshiho-chan!



Toshiho: Mreow!



Luciado: O-O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; (hides underneath blankets)



Now… here's Sanji



“Ahem. My name's Sanji and I'm da coolest eva. And I'm also da greatest stinkin' chef in da world. I got dis great cuzza some old geezuh taught me a buncha stuff. Da old geezuh's not as cool as me, but he's… Uh… I'm the greatest eva! Whoops. Dropped my lolly… Now, as I was sayin'. I'm da greatest eva and everybody's gotta give me praise and money cuz I'm da greatest. And dames are beautiful! I love girls! Der so gorgeous and sweet! I would cook a giant chocolate cake for each and every girl known ta man. Der so beautiful! Whoops. Dropped my lolly… Now. I gotta say dis. I was a lookin' for some extra narutos when I came across dis funky house. So I went inside, see? It's a nice place, but der's dis creepy boy der dat keeps meowin' like a cat! So I get outta der as fast I could! Cuz dat place was just given' me da willies! And now I'm always hearin' dis strange burpin'-like sound a lot! What da heck's goin' on here! Whoops. Dropped my lolly… Oh! And I've been tryin' so hard now in days to look at Nami naked. It's really really hard! That's why I'm on full attention for Nami's activities! Der's no way I'm missin' Nami's bareness!”

Then Zolo (get use to it) came in. “Hey, dork-face! You just missed it! A fish jumped from the ocean and took Nami's top!” said Zolo. Then he left.

“Aw cripes!” cursed Sanji.

“Uuuuuuuuhhh…” came a scary sound.

“Hello? Any one der?” asked Sanji.

“Uuuuuuuuhhh…”

“Dis isn't funny!”

He looked in the corner and saw a hairy shadow rise up into the shape of a very scary hairy lady coming towards him!

“Aaah!” screamed Sanji. “For once, NOT a beautiful girl!”

The scary lady face was inches apart from his face. The hair blew up and revealed BIG CREEPY EYES AND A VERY PALE BLUE FACE!

“Uuuuuuuuuhhh!”

Then Sanji died in the worst way possible. BEING KISSED BY A YUCKY GIRL!



Luciado: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Come now! Laugh with me!



Kayako: Uuuuuuuuhhh…



Luciado: You're no fun.



Toshiho: MREOW!



Luciado: O-O You guys are wiggidy-wiggidy-wack! (runs away)



Kayako: (drinks a bunch of carbonated soda)… UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH!

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