Chapter 1 - Chaos of the Christmas Pants

((Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. I know… I'm still recovering from that fact, too.))



Rayne: So yes, it's been quite a while hasn't it? Well, much too the chagrin of everyone's sanity, I have returned. By popular demand, too. If it weren't for the fans of my crazy writing, I wouldn't be posting up another one. Thanks, all! Here is your gift for being so great. ^-^



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Kingdom Hearts Messup (Christmas Edition)



Current Setting: Destiny Island



Sora: *walks out of his house having just woken up* *stretches with a contented sigh*



Kairi: SORA! *runs over and pulls his jumpsuit down about his ankles*



Sora: O.O What… the hell?



Riku, Tidus, Wakka: *all walk over slowly, shoulders hunched and pants down about ankles as well*



Riku: I see Kairi found you…



Wakka: *grimaces* It's cold, ya?!



Tidus: Who's that? *points near Sora*



Sora: *slowly turns his head and looks behind him* AUGH!



((Leon, Cloud, Sephiroth, and Cid are all standing behind Sora with their pants about their ankles as well.))



Tidus: Lemme guess… Kairi?



((Leon, Cloud, Sephiroth, and Cid all nod in unison.))



Selphie: *bounds up* Hey guys! How's it hanging?!



All: O.O;;



Selphie: *looks about* What?? *blinks* Oooh! You all are so festive! Riku, you have mistletoe boxers!



All in exception to Riku: *slowly turn and look at him* O.O;;;



Selphie: Sora, you have holly boxers!



Sora: Yes, they are full of cheer for Christmas, right? *innocent and unknowing smile*



All in exception to Sora: *slowly turn to look at Sora* O.O;;;;;;



Selphie: Ooh, who else! *looks about* Leon…? Why do your boxers have teddy bears on them…?



Leon: I like teddies. Get over it.



Selphie: Oooookey dokey! Cid has Rudolf boxers! *squeals with glee* Is that a glowy nose on your butt?! *pokes it*



Cid: WOAH THERE! *hides up in palm tree*



Selphie: *giggles randomly* Cloud- *suddenly stops and stares* Cloud, are those Sephiroth boxers? O.o;;



Sephiroth: *takes his headphones off* Huh?



Cloud: Ermm… I can explain?



Sephiroth: I KNEW YOU CARED! *glomps onto Cloud*



Cloud: O.O Ohdearjesus!



Selphie: C'mon, Sephy! Let's see your boxers!



Sephiroth: *unintentionally strangling a struggling Cloud* They're Spongebob, if you must know. Spongebob with Santa Hats! *proud look*



Sora: Too much info… Ah, screw it!



((All pull up their pants. In Sora's case he gets redressed.))



All: *walk farther out onto the island*



Riku: Mmm, pants.



Leon: ….



Cloud: Indeed.



Kairi: *is decorating like a maniac* Decorate faster, weaklings!!!



Aeris and Yuffie: Yes, sir! I mean, Ma'am! WHATEVER!



All: …Kairi? O.O;;;



Kairi: *has an exorcist moment with her head spinning about* Selphie, where have you been?! Get your arse over here and decorate!



Selphie: *hides behind Sephiroth*



Sephiroth: Huh? *pulls off his headphones* o.o *looks at Selphie* Get away from the Spongebob!



Kairi: YOU! All of you! Where's your fricking Christmas spirit, dammit?! *eyes flare with fire*



All in exception to Selphie: *shove pants about ankles again and salute*



Wakka: It's still cold, ya? *shivers*



Tidus: No, DUH! It's the end! The SKY IS FALLING! We're all gonna-



Kairi: Shove it, that's what you're gonna do! DECORATE - NOW!



Riku: *whispering* Tidus… It's just snow…



Tidus: Oooooh, so it's not…?



Riku: No.



Tidus: Oooohh….



(((END)))

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