Chapter 1 - Destiny Island
Submitted May 24, 2004 Updated May 24, 2004 Status Incomplete | Basically the KH crew trying to do a scene and they kinda screwed up...
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Chapter 1 - Destiny Island
Chapter 1 - Destiny Island
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts at all. Point Blank. I wish I owned Sephy though... *sighs*
Kingdom Hearts: Cast Tryout #1
Director: Okay. Scene one, Sephiroth and Kairi. Ready, Action! Okay Kairi, You're Sora and Sephiroth you're Kairi. Kairi do the beginning sequence.
Kairi: I've been having these weird thoughts lately. Like, WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO BE A GUY!?
Director: Cut! *sigh* Okay, okay. You're on the island now. You wake up and see Sephiroth. Action!
Kairi: So what? I just sit here or am I standing? Playing pool?
Director: *sighs and replies sarcastically* Being an idiot while lying down...
Kairi: Okay! *Begins doing aerobics* One, and two, and three, and four!
Director: Shut up and lay down!
Kairi: Fine, fine. *lays down*
Director: Now when you see Sephiroth, or Kairi, you yell and sit back up.
Kairi: 'kay. *looks around for a bit* Seph?
Sephiroth: *pant, pant* Curse the monkeys!
Director: *just stares* Okay Kairi, do what I told you.
Kairi: CRAP! * sits up and bonks heads with Sephiroth*
Director: No I meant yell, "Auugghh!", or something like that.
Kairi: Oh. *picks her nose*
Monkey: I shall kill you!
Sephiroth: Curse the monkeys! *takes off running with Kairi*
Monkey: I shall kill you!
Kairi and Sephiroth: * run off cliff and start screaming*
Director: We'll call you!!
Kingdom Hearts: Cast Tryout #1
Director: Okay. Scene one, Sephiroth and Kairi. Ready, Action! Okay Kairi, You're Sora and Sephiroth you're Kairi. Kairi do the beginning sequence.
Kairi: I've been having these weird thoughts lately. Like, WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO BE A GUY!?
Director: Cut! *sigh* Okay, okay. You're on the island now. You wake up and see Sephiroth. Action!
Kairi: So what? I just sit here or am I standing? Playing pool?
Director: *sighs and replies sarcastically* Being an idiot while lying down...
Kairi: Okay! *Begins doing aerobics* One, and two, and three, and four!
Director: Shut up and lay down!
Kairi: Fine, fine. *lays down*
Director: Now when you see Sephiroth, or Kairi, you yell and sit back up.
Kairi: 'kay. *looks around for a bit* Seph?
Sephiroth: *pant, pant* Curse the monkeys!
Director: *just stares* Okay Kairi, do what I told you.
Kairi: CRAP! * sits up and bonks heads with Sephiroth*
Director: No I meant yell, "Auugghh!", or something like that.
Kairi: Oh. *picks her nose*
Monkey: I shall kill you!
Sephiroth: Curse the monkeys! *takes off running with Kairi*
Monkey: I shall kill you!
Kairi and Sephiroth: * run off cliff and start screaming*
Director: We'll call you!!
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RoxasXsister249 on January 9, 2007, 7:57:22 PM
hmm kairi that loser....IT IS GOLD!!!Saru_no_Cheesecake on October 17, 2006, 3:22:44 PM
HAHAHA!!! CURSE THE MONKEYS!!!! *cracks up* I hope you write more, this is GOLD!!!! XDLadySymphonia on July 29, 2006, 5:52:55 PM
A FRIGGIN MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
KAIRI DONE PICKED HER NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
SoloAzume on July 25, 2006, 10:43:48 AM
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LOL!!! Monkey: I SHALL KILL U!!
ZidanesGirl on June 22, 2006, 2:52:56 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OMG that's too funny *continues to laugh but manages to press the fave button*zamone on February 8, 2006, 3:17:02 PM
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lofl this is great!!!! do more The_Swayz on December 16, 2005, 12:47:16 PM
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Lmao XDshadowformer12 on November 7, 2005, 10:18:34 AM
oh my god that was so awesome do another one,do another one,do another one,do another one pleeeeezeKingdomHeartShera on October 5, 2005, 1:05:24 AM
AAAAAH!!!!!!! Hilarious!!!! Kairi is a ditz!!! Yaaaay!!!sora_RIKU_12 on July 20, 2005, 12:42:55 AM
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ha ha ha ha ha ha that's so funny......adds to favsXxDRAGONPUNK7xX on April 24, 2005, 10:31:10 AM
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you stories so much!Sesshys_girl_5579 on October 30, 2004, 2:03:44 PM
The was feakin hilarious! Do More!Wolfy_Girl333 on September 3, 2004, 6:15:01 AM
PICKS HER NOSE!?!?!?!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG OMG I'M DIEING!!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG THAT'S FUNNY AS HELL! DO MORE!Riku_gurl on July 23, 2004, 2:00:41 PM
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WHAT THE HELL!? WHY DON THESE PPL LOOK AT THIS STUFF!!!! ITS FUNNY!!!!!!Good fic!