Chapter 1 - 50 ways to annoy Maximum ride

50 Ways to Annoy Maximum Ride
1.Tell her Angel went to work for the whitecoats again
2.When she asks why say They have better cookies than you
3.Start singing the Smurfs theme song at random times while flying
4. Pretend to pull out a chip from your hand
5. When she asks what youre doing say I always wanted to be like you
6. Buy a rubber brain and put it on 2 sticks
7. See if this annoys her
8. Tell her you saw Fang checking out Anne Walker
9. Give the Gasman a guitar or drum set for Christmas
10. Ask her why they cut Pizza into triangles
11. Ask her how she feels about you dating an eraser
12. Replace all her clothes with pink sparkly dresses
13. Tell Nudge Max wants a new hairdo
14. Tell Angel and Nudge there are no erasers in Finland
15. They have to believe you
16. When they tell Max make her explain how all the erasers went to a happy place to spend the rest of their life
17. When Angel tells you about this tell her they died and where they went isnt happy
18. When she asks you where they went say they went to h-e-double toothpicks
19. Go up to her and say  it sure fells good to be a hamster
20. Tell her there is a really good psychiatrist that can help with her voice
21. Ask her if she wants to be the pink panther for Halloween
22. Dont take no for an answer.
23. Make cookies and force the other flock members to tell you they are SO much better than Maxs.
24.Poke Max on face book all day
25. Poke her in real life all day
26. The next day poke her, say teehee and run away
27. While battling, pop up at any given time and say  dont mess up
28. Scream FRODO randomly
29. When she asks what a Frodo is look disappointed and tell her she is Sam
30. Tell her Fang is going back to that school Anne sent them to so he can see his girlfriend
31. Tell her to make no attempt to stop him
32. Make her watch the sponge bob square pants movie over and over again
33.When the flock makes another Frankenstein car start humming Jump or Panama
34. Give her a piece of paper for her birthday
35. Ask her why she dated that nerd kid
36. Tell Iggy and Fang to set off a stink bomb in the car
37. When they do it say ooow MAX
38. Tell her its unladylike to fart in plain sight
39. Start talking like Alvin and the Chipmunks
40. Refer to her as Mommy
41. Become a walking commercial and never stop
42. Tell Nudge Max wants to take her to Limited too
43. While in Limited Too say party at my house
44. Tell her youre making this list and show it to her
45. Tell her youre on number 45
46. Buy her a pogo stick
47. Sing her a lullaby to help her sleep
48. Ask her why she has a boys name
49. Give her a drum role before she says something
AND THE NUMBER 1 WAY TO ANNOY MAX&..
50. Make her cry in front of Fang

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