Chapter 5 - The Seven Doctors

(setting: space)

The saucer and battle sections of the Entertize approach the rift.

Sally: Captain's log stardate: 47551.2: The Entertize has approached the rift. We launched sensor probes and began sensor scans. It is a time rift. I have sent scientific advisior Artkis Bulliva in the investigation.

(setting: Entertize briefing room)

Sally: What do you make of this rift?

Artkis: The rift is a time fracture that could suck the universe inside out.

Sally: Inside out?

Artkis: Yes.

Sally: How long?

Artkis: About five months.

Sally: Any options?

Artkis: I can summon up my other selves.

Sally: Do that.

(setting: TARDIS console room)

Artkis sets the controls and suddenly six vortexs appear, then his first, second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth incarnations step out.

Note: Artkis is the Seventh Doctor.

Second Doctor: Butterfingers, where am I?

Fifth Doctor: And who are you?

Seventh Doctor: Doctors, I am your seventh incarnation. This is an emergency.

Sixth Doctor: What kind of emergency?

Seventh Doctor: A time fracture just opened and it's going to suck the universe inside out in about five months.

First Doctor: Mm? What's that, my boy?

Seventh Doctor: Unless we are going to stop it or we are going to die.

Fourth Doctor: Would you like a jelly baby?

Third Doctor: Yes, I would like a jelly baby?

(setting: Entertize battle bridge)

Rouge's console beeped.

Rouge: Captain, there are six intruders on the TARDIS.

Sally: He summoned his other selves.

Sally and Sonia exited to the turbolift.

(setting: Entertize bridge)

Shadow: Captain, six intruders appeared in the battle section.

Sonic: The battle section?!

Shadow: Yes, sir. In shuttlebay 3.

Sonic: Prepare for reconnection.

(setting: space)

The Entertize saucer and battle section rejoined together.

(setting: TARDIS)

The console room rocked. Adric, Susan, Ace and K9 enter.

K9: What's going on, Master?

Fourth Doctor: K9, the TARDIS rocked.

Adric: What happened?

Fifth Doctor: I don't know, Adric.

Fourth Doctor and Fifth Doctor: Adric!

Adric: Doctors?!

Susan: Grandfather?

First Doctor: Susan!

They hug each other. Suddenly, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Amy enter the TARDIS console room, phasers drawn. Both Sonic and Knuckles hold type 1 phasers. Both Amy and Tails hold type 2 phasers.

First Doctor: Put those remotes away!

Second Doctor: Those aren't remotes! Those are guns!

They drop their phasers to the ground.

Sonic: Who are you?

Sixth Doctor: Precisely, I am the doctor, six others are all doctors.

Sonic: We don't want to hurt you all. I am Commander Sonic Hedgehog of the starship Entertize.

Third Doctor: Where the heck are we?!

Sonic: You are aboard a Federation starship.

First Doctor: Federation starship?!

Sonic hands a First Doctor a padd which displays the Entertize schematic.

First Doctor: This is want it looks like.

Sonic: It is a Galaxy class starship, launched on stardate 41324.9.

(setting: Entertize bridge)

Sonic, Amy, Knuckles, Cream, Bunnie, Rotor, Antoine, Sonia, Manic, Blaze, Tails, Rouge and Mina are standing in front of the forward stations. The third and sixth doctors at the aft sections, the fourth doctor is at the tactical station, the fifth and first doctor are at the helm and navigation consoles. Sally, the seventh and second doctors are at three command chairs.

Sally: Yes, Artkis. The Daleks damaged your vessels. The universe is in danger of being sucked with the rift.

Seventh Doctor: I know why, the Master has opened the Eye of Harmony of his TARDIS and escaped as his TARDIS exploded thus opening the rift.

Sally (to the Second Doctor): Can we close the rift?

Second Doctor: I don't know that.

Sally: You're dying and you need a change.

First Doctor: Yes, I need a change, so keep warm.

(setting: space)

The rift sucks the starship in.

(setting: Entertize bridge)

Sally: Red alert!

Sixth Doctor: What's going on?!

Sally: The rift pulled us in!

Sixth Doctor: Worse, we are undergoing a renewal! All of us!

Second Doctor: We're being renewed!

First Doctor: Keep warm, Tails.

Third Doctor: Sally, when there's death, there's...

Sally: I know that! Regeneration!

Fifth Doctor: Adric! Adric!

Sixth Doctor: I'm going to have carrot juice. (To the replicator) Carrot juice! Carrot juice! Carrot juice!

Seventh Doctor: The computer can't hear you!

Fourth Doctor: Press the button on the TARDIS, doctor! It's the moment I've been prepared for.

(setting: TARDIS)

The second doctor enters.

Second Doctor: Slower. (yelling) Slower! Concentrate on one thing! One thing!

He pressed the button on the TARDIS console thus releasing the starship from the rift.

Second Doctor: Stop! You're making me giddy!

(setting: space)

The Entertize emerge from the rift.

(setting: Entertize bridge)

Tails: He did it!

The second doctor enters.

Second Doctor: It's over! (laughs) It's over!

Third Doctor: [color=]What do you think of my new face by the way? Hmmm? I wasn't to sure of it myself to begin with, but it sort of grows on you.[/color]

Fifth Doctor: That's the trouble of regeneration, you'll never know you're going to get.

Fourth Doctor: [color=]There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. [/color]

Sixth Doctor: [color=]Oh, this has been a timely change.[/color]

Second Doctor: Life depends on change and renewal.

Rotor: Suppose so.

Seventh Doctor: Captain, I am far more than just another Time Lord.

First Doctor: Prehaps you go back to my home planet, but I can't.

Sally: I hate it when he talks like that.

Sally adjusts her guppel disruptor from dustbuster... mean.... type 2 cobrahead phaser to full stun and shoots the First Doctor. Amy screamed.

Amy: What's happened to you, Doctor?

First Doctor: Ohhh, I'm not sure my dear. I guess this old body of mine is wearing a bit thin.

Amy: What do you mean 'wearing a bit thin'? 

First Doctor: Ohhh, don't worry child. Don't worry. Don't worry. Ohhh.

Fifth Doctor: I might regenerate, I know, It feels different this time.

Woody from Toy Story enters from the emergency turbolift.

Woody: You are a toy!!!

Sally: Woody, you are not suppost to appear in this one.

Woody: Sorry.

Woody exits.

Second Doctor (explodes): You can't just change what I look like without consulting me!

Sixth Doctor: I am a Time Lord!

Fourth Doctor: Would you like a jelly baby, Rouge?

Rouge lowers her blue ninja mask and eat a jelly baby.

Sally (yells at Rouge): Lieutenant!!!

Rouge (covering her nose and mouth with mask): The doctor gave me a jelly baby.

Sally (yells at the Fourth Doctor): Doctor!!!

Seventh Doctor: Do not yell at my other incarnation.

Sally: Food are not allowed on the bridge.

Fourth Doctor: Sorry, my dear.

Sally: You can call me, Captain.

Fourth Doctor: Sorry, Captain.

(setting: TARDIS)

Second Doctor plays a theme from Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, he plays the theme from Doctor Who (Dimensions in Time version).

First Doctor: Seven of me?

Sixth Doctor: Seven aspects of me.

(setting: Entertize cargo bay)

The Valeyard appears and opens a weapon locker, pulls out a type 2 cobrahead phaser and fires at a cargo container, the container explodes.

(setting: Entertize bridge)

Shadow: There's a explosion on cargo bay 5, the plague is loose. It can kill Tails, Tikal, Bunnie, Mina, me, you, Sonia, Manic, Amy, Cream, Antoine, Rotor, Knuckles and fifth incarnations of the Doctor.

Sally: We evacuate the saucer section.

(setting: space)

The saucer separates from the battle section.

(setting: Entertize bridge)

Sonic sits in the command, Rouge in tactical, the first and sixth Doctors at the helm and navigation stations.

First Doctor: I know why who started the explosion, it was the Valeyard.

Sixth Doctor: The Valeyard?! I know who the Valeyard is. He tried to kill me during my false trial.

(setting: Entertize battle bridge)

Amy: It is my birthday, Captain.

Sally: Your birthday's today, we forgot.

Amy: Doctor, it is my birthday. Can you plan a party today?

Second Doctor: [color=]Well . ..it is a fact, Amy, that I do tend to get involved.[/color]

(setting: Entertize corridor)

Valeyard: I want my revenge on the Doctor.

Sonic, Rouge, the first and sixth Doctors hold phaser rifles at the Valeyard.

Valeyard (to the First Doctor): Doctor, you look old. This is clearly...

Sixth Doctor: Just a minute, did you call him... the Doctor.

Valeyard fires at Rouge. Rouge screams in pain.

Rouge: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Sixth Doctor was then shot by the Valeyard.

Sonic: You stole a hypospray, Doctor. 2 ccs of cordrazine.

Rouge: Sonic, you're a first officer not a medical officer.

Sonic: I'm going to help you and the doctor. I have to plot the saucer section's course to the center of the rift that should stop the disaster. I have moved to my things to the battle section.

Valeyard: Also, I activated the auto-destruct sequence.

Sonic: That should destroy the saucer section and us with it.

Valeyard: And the battle section and the entire universe. Enjoy your deaths, Doctors. Hahahahahahaha!

Sixth Doctor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(setting: Entertize battle section quarters)

Third Doctor: This quarters need some redeclorating.

The second doctor paints the entire quarters, until it is done. The paint is on Sally, Bunnie, Rotor, Antoine, Sonia, Manic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Cream, Shadow, Charmy, Vector, Mina, Blaze and Espio.

Blaze: Some craftsmanship, huh. I am a junior engineer.

Third Doctor blows up birthday balloons, one of the balloons look like the Enterprise from Star Trek: The Motion Picture, the other shaped up like Rouge's head.

Cream: Doctor, one of them looks like Rouge.

Fourth Doctor: I made a chili for the ship's chief medical officer.

Rotor eats chili then she screams. Rotor runs to the shuttlebay.

(interior: Entertize corridor)

Artkis follows Rotor.

Artkis: You want to look at my cane.

He hits Rotor with a umbrella.

Second Doctor: Take my musical instrument.

He throws a recorder at Rotor.

Fourth Doctor: Would you like a jelly baby.

Rotor: No!

Fifth Doctor: And my sonic screwdriver.

Rotor goes to his quarters.

(interior: Entertize crew quarters)

The third doctor aims a phaser rifle at Rotor.

Third Doctor: Brush your teeth for surgery.

He fires at Rotor but the phaser shot hits the mirror and the reflected phaser shot misses the third doctor.

(setting: Entertize corridor)

As before.

Sixth Doctor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sonic: Wrong, Valeyard. The saucer is heading for the rift.

First Doctor: I placed the TARDIS to the battle section.

Sonic: We have to get out of here!

Rotor approaches Sonic.

Rotor: I came from the battle section. I want you two doctors hide to the transporter room. Ready, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Rotor turns around and nobody is there. Rotor heads to the transporter room.

(setting: Entertize transporter room)

Rouge, Sonic, the first and sixth doctors at the transporter pad. Rotor energizes and steps to the transporter pad. They vanish.

(setting: space)

The saucer section heads to the spatial rift. The spatial rift glows.

Valeyard: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

The rift implodes and it was gone. The battle section is alone.

(setting: Entertize transporter room)

Sally (with party hat on) is standing as the first and sixth doctors and Rouge appear.

Sally: Where's Sonic?

Sixth Doctor: He is... he... he's right here in my jacket.

Sonic pops out of the sixth doctor's jacket.

Sixth Doctor: Is he's here? Where am I? I've must have been here.

First Doctor: Rouge is still alive. And bad news, the saucer section sacrificed itself to save the universe.

Sally: We have to replace our saucer section at spacedock after the party. Come on.

Sally, Sonic, Rouge, Sixth Doctor and First Doctor exit the transporter room.

(setting: Entertize crew quarters)

Sonic, Sally, Rouge, Tails, Shadow, Vector, Charmy, Espio, Cream, Amy, Knuckles, Sonia, Rotor, Antoine, Manic, Mina, Blaze, Adric, Ace, K-9, Susan and all seven doctors are at the party. After Amy blows out the candles. They have cake.

Seventh Doctor: Susan, my baby. My home planet is Gallifrey.

Rotor: Gallifrey?!

Sixth Doctor: Rotor, sit down.

Rotor: I must go to Gallifrey!

Sally: Shadow, stop Rotor.

(setting: space)

The shuttle launches from the battle section as Rotor pilots the shuttle to the planet Gallifrey.

The End

"Carrot juice?!" - Sixth Doctor, The Ultimate Foe

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