Chapter 1 - The Poop Throwing Monkey
Submitted May 2, 2008 Updated August 18, 2008 Status Incomplete | Syythe2 is in an mmorpg called runescape.In this story he will encounter things beyond reality of runescape.Highly recomended for Runscape players!
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Chapter 1 - The Poop Throwing Monkey
Chapter 1 - The Poop Throwing Monkey
Chapter 1: The Poop Throwing Monkey
" So this is Lumbridge eh? It's not of my taste in
fashion." groaned Syythe.
"Can It Syythe! Yur a N00B! " Corvettzer1 yelled.
Syythe started walking silently to varrock. What if I
am a noob? he thought. He was only at the cow gate
after 3 minutes! " I have to prove my non-noobiness!
Which means i have to get past corvettzers level!! "
Syythe yelled courageously.
" In your wildest dreams! " a passing user said.
I was furious at him but that wouldn't change my lvl
anyways. I mean like who would be able to get their lvl
up from being ticked, or yelling? I mean
seriously, Jagex wouldn't allow it! If they did make it
that way everyone would be lvl 136 by now! I had just
reached Varrock when I saw a noob walking around
saying " Free stuff plz! Free stuff plz! " He came up
to me but I ran to the Grand Exchange for safety. I
dont know why lvl 3's make themselves members...it's
just stupid how they do that! I bought all the supplies
that I'd need to kill Ankous. I had heard of a rumor
that for a really rare drop Ankous dropped Dragon
Spears.
I left for the Ankous shortly after I got to the Grand
Exchange.The Ankous are found in the Barbarian Village
Manhole.I had stopped at the bank along the way to get
my fish. I got 15 tuna and 13 swordfish. I arrived at
the Ankous when I paused. I saw a lvl 60 fighting
them. I didnt know how that could happen but it was
happening. So I trained on Ankous but I found no Dragon
Spears. But I did find 11 Blood Runes, 20 Death Runes,
2 Law Runes, and 15 Pure essence!
I left the Ankous sadly for finding no Dragon
Spear. Next I was ready to do the next thing on my
list! To ...well...I wasn't really sure! I guess I
would go in search of something new. I suddenly had an
idea! I would go to Yanille and buy a pet! after all
my summoning was really high! It was 94! So I went to
get a monkey! I encountered a Special event zombie
along the way. Since my level was 69 I think it was
level 120. I finally made it to Yanille and got to
the Pet Shop. I bought the monkey and dashed off. I
let the monkey follow me til it threw poop at my
head." Not funny" I told him constantly. I saw many
people pass me by as I went to Catherby. I left as
quickly as possible for a fishing trip.
" So this is Lumbridge eh? It's not of my taste in
fashion." groaned Syythe.
"Can It Syythe! Yur a N00B! " Corvettzer1 yelled.
Syythe started walking silently to varrock. What if I
am a noob? he thought. He was only at the cow gate
after 3 minutes! " I have to prove my non-noobiness!
Which means i have to get past corvettzers level!! "
Syythe yelled courageously.
" In your wildest dreams! " a passing user said.
I was furious at him but that wouldn't change my lvl
anyways. I mean like who would be able to get their lvl
up from being ticked, or yelling? I mean
seriously, Jagex wouldn't allow it! If they did make it
that way everyone would be lvl 136 by now! I had just
reached Varrock when I saw a noob walking around
saying " Free stuff plz! Free stuff plz! " He came up
to me but I ran to the Grand Exchange for safety. I
dont know why lvl 3's make themselves members...it's
just stupid how they do that! I bought all the supplies
that I'd need to kill Ankous. I had heard of a rumor
that for a really rare drop Ankous dropped Dragon
Spears.
I left for the Ankous shortly after I got to the Grand
Exchange.The Ankous are found in the Barbarian Village
Manhole.I had stopped at the bank along the way to get
my fish. I got 15 tuna and 13 swordfish. I arrived at
the Ankous when I paused. I saw a lvl 60 fighting
them. I didnt know how that could happen but it was
happening. So I trained on Ankous but I found no Dragon
Spears. But I did find 11 Blood Runes, 20 Death Runes,
2 Law Runes, and 15 Pure essence!
I left the Ankous sadly for finding no Dragon
Spear. Next I was ready to do the next thing on my
list! To ...well...I wasn't really sure! I guess I
would go in search of something new. I suddenly had an
idea! I would go to Yanille and buy a pet! after all
my summoning was really high! It was 94! So I went to
get a monkey! I encountered a Special event zombie
along the way. Since my level was 69 I think it was
level 120. I finally made it to Yanille and got to
the Pet Shop. I bought the monkey and dashed off. I
let the monkey follow me til it threw poop at my
head." Not funny" I told him constantly. I saw many
people pass me by as I went to Catherby. I left as
quickly as possible for a fishing trip.
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