Chapter 3 - Kuro's New Helpers

At the beach...

Concession stand guy: So that's 25 Corn Dogs, ten large Stoke-a-Colas,
20 hot dogs, 50 pigs in a blanket, 15 chili dogs, and five veggie dogs?

Aaron: NO NO! It was twenty SIX corn dogs!

Concession stand guy: Right! I'll have your order ready in about 30 minutes.

Aaron: Hey! I order this stuff 'cause I'm hungry NOW! Not 'cause I WILL be hungry LATER!!!!

Concession stand guy: Next?

Ace: I'll have 18 Meat pies, 12 weenies, 45 pigs in a blanket, 20 large "Stokes",
26 foot longs, and...one of those chocolate mustard oreo fried pickle apple pie
anchovie taco sauce chili pepper sundaes!

Concession stand guy: Uh...could you repeat that?

Liza: Geesh. Does your food even go anywhere when you swallow it?

Aaron: Oh hi Liza! Lemme guess, you want one of my corn dogs. The answer
is NO.

Liza: No, I came to comment on your bottomless stomachs and to tell you
that I just saw a giant creepy hedgehog in metal armor.

Aaron: K, don't care. Now can you bribe the concession stand to get my food
done faste- METAL ARMOR!

Ace: At the beach?

Liza: 'z he a friend of yours?

Aaron: Uh...yah. Could you take us to him.

Liza: OK, follow me!


About 5 seconds later...

Liza: He was flying around right about here. It looked like he was
monitoring the ocean. I guess he thinks Lifeguards can't do their job
well enough.

Aaron: No kidding. *Looks up at lifeguard yelling towards water

Lifeguard: Hey! That inner tube is not a toy! You! No snorkels aloud!
I don't wanna have ta report you!

Ace: Well...uh...what were we doing again?


Meanwhile at a nearby Beach Volleyball court...

Nick: Geesh! Did that lifeguard get up on the wrong side of the bed?

Amanda: If so, then ALL lifeguards must be getting up on the wrong
side of the bed.

Joe: OUT! HA! Clair and I win!

Nick: That was SO in!

Joe: OUT!

Nick: IN!

Joe: OUT!

Amanda: Will YOU ever understand them?

Clair: Probably not.

Joe: IN!

Nick: OUT!

Joe: HAHA! We win!

Nick: CHEATER!

Joe: *sticks out tongue* pthbthtbth!
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA You can't catch me!

Clair: HEY! Look over there!

Nick: It's Aaron, Ace, and Liza.

Joe: Let's go over there and see what's up!

Nick: HA! That means we win by forfeit!

Amanda: Come ON NIck! *drags him*

Joe: Aaron?

Aaron: Oh hi guys!

Ace: With two we were company, with three we were a crowd...but SEVEN?!

Liza: We're looking for somebody.

Nick: The Easter Bunny?

Joe: The Boogie Man?

Clair: The Lochness Monster?

Amanda: Santa Claus?

Liza: Wrong, Nope, Uh-uh, Incorrct.

Ace: Nick, we're trying to find Kuro!

Nick: Kuro? Why would he be here?

Amanda: Isn't he the one you saw at the power plant?

Joe: Is he going out for a swim?

Clair: That'd need to be one heckuva big swimsuit.

Aaron: Liza claims she saw him here! How'd you know about him?

Nick: Well, I told Amanda, then Amanda told Clair, then Clair told Joe
about a giant creepy hedgehog with rusty yet turn of the century
armor with cutting edge weaponary, protection, and propulsion capabilities.

Kuro: Thanks! I appreciate the compliment.

Nick: Your welcome Kuro....KURO!?

Kuro: Salutations Aaron, Ace, Nick. I see you've brought some friends.
What are their names?

Aaron: We haven't been able to stand you and neither will Liza,
Joe, Clair, or Amanda! Now hold still!

Kuro: As you wish, but if you are planning on that stupid pause
maneuver with your little wirey box, it will not work.

Ace: He's right! *begins to whisper* We need a way to pause him
permanently!

Amanda: But how?

Concession stand guy: I have 10 large Stoke-a-Colas for
Mr. Aaron the Hedgehog!

Aaron: Hmmm....I have an idea! *everyone gathers around*

Clair: What?

Aaron: Ace, go to my beach bag and get my Universal remote
while I go pick up my sodas. We're gonna give Kuro a nightmare
he'll NEVER forget, and he'll HAVE to tell us EVERYTHING!

Ace: Let's see, goggles, noseplugs, sunglasses, CD player,
umbrella, lawn chair, extra change of clothes, oh where is it?


Back with Liza, Amanda, Joe, Clair, Nick, and Kuro...

Kuro: So, I will let you go through Aaron's little plan, but I
assure you it won't work.

Liza: It will! I know it will.

Kuro: Well well. You seem to be slowly transforming into my enemies.

Joe: We sure ARE!

Kuro: Well, with such a large crowd against me, I believe I
could use some helpers.

Clair: You sure could.

Kuro: HahahHAHAHA!!!! Yes! But where to find such "helpers"?
I have nowhere to look huh?

Liza: Nowhere.

Kuro: Joe, Clair, Liza. Step forward.

Joe: What for?

Kuro: Hmmmmm...Nick, Amanda. Why don't you turn around?
You may not want to see this.

Nick: Rrrrr!

Amanda: Just do what he says Nick. Turn around.

Nick: Fine.

Kuro: A'right you three. *pulls mask up* look at my eyes.

Joe: I'm not looking into your eyes! Their old and dry...and...
and shiny...and... glowing....

Clair: And pretty...

Liza: And...and....

ZAP!!!!!

Kuro: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Joe, Clair, and Liza: Destroy...Aaron....destroy...world
must...destroy.....world....

Kuro: That should do it.

Nick: What is going ON? *turns around* OH MY GOSH!

ZAP!

Liza: Ug...what was that?

Kuro: Oh nothing.

Joe: Uh...OK. I hope Aaron hurries up.

Clair: That was just weird.

Nick: *blank stare*

Amanda: What's up Nick? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Nick: I saw three. I sware! When I turned around, the second I saw them
they were pale and they had no eyes...and they were glowing a purple aura
wandering around like ZOMBIES!

Liza: I don't remember THAT.

Joe: I know.

Clair: That's more like how Joe looks in the morning.

Joe: HEY! I had my eyes THEN!

Kuro: Hmmm...yes. Maybe you need therapy Nick.

Nick: Rrrr!!!!

Ace: I got the remote!

Aaron: I got the drinks! Hurry Ace! Push pause!

Ace: BEEEEP! PAUSE!

zzzz zzz zzzz

Kuro: Oh don't tell me it's your dumb little pause button thing.

Aaron: Nope! It's our dumb little pause button thing and MORE!
*splashes all the pops on Kuro's armor*

buzzbuzzzzz

Kuro: YYYAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! I'm short curcuiting!!!!

Clair: AWESOME!

Nick: What do WE get to do Aaron!?

Aaron: 1...2...3...
ATTACK KURO!!!!!!!

BAM! BAM! KICK! BUMP! BLAM! SMASH! CLANK! QUACK!

Aaron: Who let a duck in here?

Kuro: Initiate auto repair system!

Ace: Auto repair?

Kuro: This power suit contains a state of the art collection
of Sonic Smash Item capsules: Invincibility, Magnetic Shield,
Super Ring, you name it!

BAM!

Amanda: He used the water shield!

Kuro: *flies off*

Aaron: At least now we can enjoy the rest of our stay here at the beach.

Nick: Especially now that Joe i-IS GONE!

Amanda: So is Clair!

Aaron: And Liza too!

Ace: Where could they have gone?

Nick: I think it has something to do with with what Kuro
did to them!

Amanda: Maybe he's right. You DO need therapy!

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