Chapter 5 - Kurinus is Dead

Nick: hiYA!

WHAM!

Kuro: OOF! Hey! No fair!

Nick: Hey! Aaron! I hope you're glad I bailed out of the ride!

Aaron: I sure am!

Kuro: Attack my slaves!

Nick: AH! Joe! Clair! Liza! They're...zombies!

Kuro: uggg...ATTACK MY ASSISTANTS!

Joe: uuuhhhhnnggg....

Nick: OK, Joe. Cut this out! We're not playing cherades... How about
I quit that earlier Volleyball game...heh heh. You won. Yah! Joe?

Joe: uuuuu...

Clair: uuuuuaaaaaaaa....

Ace: Uh...HI zombie Clair! uh...uh...UH *sweats* Cheese on a Stick?

Clair: RROOOOAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Ace: PU! How about a Breathmint?

Liza: rruuuaaaaggghhh.....

Aaron: Liza? Oh great. My friend's attacking me. AGGGHHH!!!!

Liza: uunnnngggg....destroy....aaron.....

Aaron: Oh would you look at the time? It's 4:00! Time for your Daily 4:00
Beauty nap! Remember?

Liza: uuuuu...me not beauty?

Aaron: Not the way yer looking now!

Liza: uuuuunnnn...me need beauty sleep....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Aaron: whEW!

Liza: RROOOOAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!! Lizzy aWAKE!

Aaron: Lizzy? That's the name of your Grandma...and one of the bullies
at my Granpa's old school. WAIT! You're posessed with Lizzy's childhood
thoughts? But how would Kuro know abou.....hmmm I've got it! Hey zombie freaks!
*sticks out tongue* nnnnnyaah You can't catch me! *runs off*

Joe: Must catch brown annoying fast hedgehog

Clair: Must eat brown annoying fast hedgehog

Liza: Must destroy brown annoying fast hedgehog

Aaron: Too bad they're not even 1/4 as fast as ME! They may be my friends, but
they're still slow helpless zombies. After luring them THIS way, it'll take them
like 30 minutes to get back...which is 25 more than I'll need.

Ace: Thanks for luring them away Aaron, but in like 30 minutes they'll be back
to kick our butts!

Nick: What do we do 'til then?

Aaron: We press the pause button!

ZAP!

Kuro: Not again! Well...it will all be over in 5 minutes.

Aaron: Yah! Over for YOU!

Kuro: What do you mean?

Aaron: What do you mean what do I mean? I've got it all figured out! Everything!

Kuro: Oh really?

Ace: What's going on?

Aaron: Well to start, I told you the story of Grandpa Kurinus and how three bullies
tricked him into being turned into a human. Those three bullies were Jack, Lizzy,
and Claude. Now for the 20,000 dollar question. Why did Kuro change Joe, Clair, and
Liza into his zombie assistants, and not Nick, Amanda, Ace, or me? We were 3 feet in
front of him and he made some specific choices. I'll tell you why, because Joe's
Grandpa's name happens to be Jack, Clair's happens to be Claude, and Liza's Grandma
is Lizzy. So the 3 Kuro chose to be his slaves, just happened to be the grandsons of
the three who tricked Kurinus into becoming a human.

Nick: So what connection does your Grandpa have with Kuro?

Aaron: Simple! When I heard Kuro say he needs some privacy, that obviously means that
he's hiding something from us. Am I correct? And somebody around here happens to be
worried about me. Somebody who's afraid that if I stay friends with Joe, Clair, and
Liza, I'll make the same mistake that Kurin made. Who would do that? Somebody who is
worried, somebody who's smart, somebody who wants to protect me even if it means
killing me. Somebody like my Grandpa. Anyone could say Grandpa Kurin is behind all
of this. My Grandpa obviously thinks Joe, Clair, and Liza are my enemies, which they
are absolutely not, since they are blood relatives of three cruel former bullies.

Ace: OK. So we need to find your Grandpa, Aaron!

Aaron: Yup, everything winds down to one simple question:
Who is Kuro?

Kuro: RRRR! An agent of Grandpa Kurin's OK? That's who I am! An agent!

Aaron: You lie! You lie Kuro!

Kuro: I do not!

Aaron: Then PROVE it! Take your mask off!

Kuro: RRRR!! NO!

Aaron: Well the pause has passed, so I'll make it 5 MORE minutes to figure out
who you are!

BEEP

Ace: Take the mask off!

Nick: Or WE take it off FOR you!

Kuro: NO! It will dissapoint Kurinus.

Ace: Aaron! The zombies are now 24 minutes away from us! We'd better hurry and
put an end to the Kuro spell!

Aaron: AGH! OK! Take it off Kuro!

Kuro: NO! I am an agent! I sware!

Aaron: You can't be an agent of Kurinus. My Grandpa is DEAD!

Kuro: He put this program to work a long time ago and I am following his direct
orders!

Aaron: But WHY? Why are you doing this? You can't be serving a former victim of
a heart attack!

Kuro: But I AM! I'm carrying out what he would've done if he hadn't answered to
the final summons! I am just as sad as you are! That's the whole reason I'm doing
this! YOU would've done it TOO!

Aaron: (sigh) No...no I wouldn't have. I would not threatened to kill somebody just
because a loved one told me to.

Nick: Aaron! We only have 20 minutes left!

Aaron: ARGH! I need to recharge the pause!

BEEP

Aaron: Now TALK hedgehog! TALK!

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