Chapter 2 - The Heartless

Treedom Hearts
Chapter 2: The Heartless

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[Continuing in the castle, going to the GUMMI ship]

Kynne: So wait, where's your world?
Grotty: Hitler blew it up. I think.
Dotty: Not true! Hitler blew up this world that has chickens and cows in it!
Grotty: Is he an idiot?
Kynne: Yes. That's why I'm not letting him drive.
Dotty: I'm driving first! =D *runs down the stairs*
Kynne: Mother fu- GET BACK HERE! *runs down the stairs*
[In Cheery's house]

Cheery: Hmm... I wonder if the PS2 works... Then again, i might be able to jump out the window to the raft. *hears thunder outside* What the...*looks outside* Oh crap, the raft is gonna get screwed! *opens up the window and jumps out*
???: *transports in Cheery's room* So he had figured out the trouble...

[On the coast of the island]

Cheery: *running toward the ramp until thunder comes out* Whoa! *5 dark figures come out* What the... hey wait a minute...Your them! Your...*The Dark figures jump on Cheery* Crap! Get off of me! *breaks free and runs toward a safe place* Phew...Buckles?
Buckles: ...Cheery? The door has opened...
Cheery: What are you talking about?
Buckles: The door is open! We could travel to other worlds!
Cheery: Where's Wiggles!?
Buckles: She's fine, come! *holds out hand, but a dark portal comes*
Cheery: Buckles! *tries to reach for his hand, but Buckles is sucked more into the darkness*
Buckles: *completly disappeared from the island*

[A bright light comes up and blinds everyone in sight, destroying most of the Heartless]

Cheery: Ow! Damn it, Where are my sunglasses?! *Keyblade appears in hand*
???: So...you got the Keyblade right?
Cheery: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
???: I ain't telling you? Don't you know that my identidy got stolen 145 times?
Cheery: Ri-*hits Heartless behind me*ght. Listen... I got to find Wiggles, k?
???: Whatever. But we can keep in touch, right?
Cheery: NOO!
???: Querky Bastard...
Cheery: *runs off to secret cave* Okay, what the crap. Who put this door here?
???: I ain't telling you.
Cheery: -_-; Wait, if this is a Key, then i should unlock the door...that or just blow it up with this convient piece of dynamite. *puts dynamite infront of door and sets it on fire*

[The door blocking the secret cave blows up into chuncks, letting Cheery get inside]

Cheery: *runs in the cave* Wiggles!
Wiggles: ...Cheery...

[The door opens up, blowing Wiggles to Cheery, but mysteriously, for no reason, Wiggles goes through him and Cheery goes into the door]
[In the GUMMI ship]

Dotty: Hehe! *has the hands on the wheel*
Trick: Why do we always let this idiot drive first?
Track: He's not an idiot!... Well...I love him, BUT STILL!
Kynne: DOTTY!!
Dotty: Crap. =(
Kynne: I am not letting you drive!
Dotty: Well I am you jerk!
Grotty: Uhh... If I can tal-
Kynne and Dotty: SHUT UP!
Grotty: T.T;
Trick: CAN YOU IDIOTS JUST GO ALREADY?!
Kynne: Wait! I forgot about my lunch! *runs upstairs*
Track: So when you get back, we can make out right?
Dotty: What? Making out is for girls!
Track: 0______0
[In the Mysterious Aybss]

Cheery: *wakes up* Ow... Wait, where the heck is my Island? My house! My lifetime membership of GameFAQS! Wait...what the- *looks up*
Darkside: RAHH!! I'M BRIAN PEPPEHS!! >=(
Cheery: Oh hell. *Keyblade appears in hand* Okay, fight time.
Darkside: *grabs Cheery* Now you die now.
Cheery: ...*gets out keyblade and stabs his hand*
Darkside: OW! CRAP! *falls on ground*
Cheery: This fight seems easy...and why is there a red screen saying my name saying level 5? Eh...Oh yea. *stabs Darkside in the eye*
Darkside: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *dies and another portal opens up*
Cheery: Oh crap! Not again! *gets sucked up in the portal*
[Back in the Gummi ship]

Trick: So we're ready, right?
Kynne: *eatting a burger* Yes...
Dotty: I think so...can I have a burger too?
Trick: Bye one your own, idiot!
Kynne: Can we just go know?
Trick: Oh, yes. *pulls lever*
Kynne: Okay, time to tak- DOTTY DON'T PUSH THAT BUTTON!!
Dotty: What? *pushes it and the Gummi ship drops down to space*
Track: ... Okay...
Trick: You still owe me five bucks.
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Where is Cheery going? What happened to Buckles and Wiggles? Will Dotty stop pushing buttons and get a burger? FIND OUT IN CHAPTER 3: Another World

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